Mitch Hedberg

[Moses Shuttlesworth]

Re: Mitch Hedberg

Actually I think it was an act. I saw one vid back in the day and he talked regular. He wasn't that funny either and he did the same jokes that I like too, but the voice is what actually made it funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5Plh...eature=related

he seemed younger there...prolly before it really took a toll on him lol

[Scottdau]

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he seemed younger there...prolly before it really took a toll on him lol

Yeah, maybe. There is this other one that is not to old and he talks fine. It was an interview.
Also, it was Bush party of 3. But he says it should be Bush search party of 3. You can eat when you find the Dufrains.

[Chaos81]

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I can't stand listening to you for more than a few minutes.

How do you think I feel, I have to hear myself everyday.

[CS10029]

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How do you think I feel, I have to hear myself everyday.

Hahaha, Im sure its not bad. In any case: http://earplugstore.stores.yahoo.net/

[trobinson97]

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Loved Mitch man. One of my all time favorite comedians, if not the top. Favorite lines, way too many.

Getting a candy bar from a vending machine:

"I was gonna get a candy bar; the button I was supposed to push was "HH", so I went to the side, I found the "H" button, I pushed it twice. ****in' potato chips came out, man, 'cause they had a "HH" button, for Christ's sakes! You need to let me know. I'm not familiar with the concept of "HH". I did not learn my AA-BB-CC's. God god, dammit dammit."

On getting lost:

"If you find yourself lost in the woods, **** it, build a house. Well, I was lost but now I live here. I have severely improved my predicament."

"I had this parrot. The parrot talked, but it did not say "Im hungry." So it died."

I went to a pizzeria, I ordered a slice of pizza, the ****er gave me the smallest slice possible. If the pizza was a pie chart for what people would do if they found a million dollars, the ****er gave me the "donate it to charity" slice. I would like to exchange this for the "keep it!"

Whenever I go to shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving, so I say, "I'm gonna go shave, too."

"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."

One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, he said,"Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is when you were younger. "Here's a picture of me when I'm older." "You son-of-a-bitch! How'd you pull that off? Lemme see that camera!"

PS: This is what part of the alphabet would look like if "Q" and "R" were eliminated.

[CS10029]

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Loving this. Hopefully this will let someone else discover him and realize how funny he was.

RIP Mitch

[callmetaternuts]

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I like Mitch Hedberg. When i had XM radio, id put it on the comedy channel and hope one of his acts came up. Very funny, very dry, but still awesome.

[BunnyHardaway]

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I decided to search him on YouTube after I saw this thread, and he's pretty damn funny.

"My friend was like 'you know what I like? mashed potatoes.'...I was like dude, you gotta give me time to guess."

[CS10029]

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Keep listening and watching him. He will grow on you even more.

[tanis38]

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Ah Mitch! He was he best. My favorite comedian. I have two of his albums that I hear over and over and always laugh.

Real shame he passed away! His humor was definitely unique. His delivery was perfect.

RIP man.

[WTF]

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Mitch was one of the greats. I still laugh every time I hear his jokes. RIP Mitch.

[Crown42Royal]

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My wife hated listening to him but she couldn't deny that his stuff was funny as hell. Any time I need a good laugh I always just go to Youtube and watch one of his videos.

My favorites of his are the Duphrane family, the triple decker club sandwich, and...

"I don't have a girlfriend, but I know a girl how would be mad at me if she heard me say that."

His comedy was off the wall but at the same time so true, he just looked at things with a different pair of glasses.

[CS10029]

Re: Mitch Hedberg

My wife hated listening to him but she couldn't deny that his stuff was funny as hell. Any time I need a good laugh I always just go to Youtube and watch one of his videos.

My favorites of his are the Duphrane family, the triple decker club sandwich, and...

"I don't have a girlfriend, but I know a girl how would be mad at me if she heard me say that."

His comedy was off the wall but at the same time so true, he just looked at things with a different pair of glasses.

Literally.

[trobinson97]

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This is one of my favorite jokes.


I order a club sandwich all the time, and I'm not even a member. I don't know how I get away with it.

"I like my sandwiches with three pieces of bread."

"So do I."

"Well let's form a club then."

"Okay, but we're gonna need more stipulations."

"Yes we do."

"Okay...instead of cutting it once, let's cut it again."

"Yeah, four triangles!"

"And we will position them in a circle. And in the middle we will dump chips."

"Or potato salad."

"Okay."

"Let me ask you a question, how do you feel about frilly toothpicks?"

"I'm for em'!"

"Well this club is formed. Spread the word on menus nationwide."

Third guy:
"I have my sandwiches with alfalfa sprouts."

"Well you're not in the ****ing club!"


Found a cool video that sums it up perfectly.

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[Stumbleweed]

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"Yeah, but what happened to the Dufrenes? No one seems to care. Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing."

Hahaha, the italicized part is probably the funniest thing ever... it's all the delivery. Whenever I tell his jokes, I have to deliver them the same way... it's all in accenting certain words and the awkwardness he delivered with.. so great.

"Foosball is a combination of soccer... and shiskabobs."