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  • WazzuRC
    Go Cougs!
    • Dec 2002
    • 5617

    #31
    Re: Anybody seen Jessica Simpson lately?

    HAHAHA those pictures are hilarious.

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    • Coug00
      LOB
      • Jul 2002
      • 3476

      #32
      Re: Anybody seen Jessica Simpson lately?

      Originally posted by Blzer
      Oh ****, I thought she was pregnant!

      You mean she's just fat?
      I don't think I've ever seen someone blow up like that as quickly as she did and not be pregnant. She was at my sister-in-law's radio station in November and was about a size 4.
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      • The C
        Banned
        • Apr 2005
        • 7538

        #33
        Re: Anybody seen Jessica Simpson lately?

        What is a bigger concern for TOny Romo: that he can't win in december or can't convince his girl to lose weight?

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        • The 24th Letter
          ERA
          • Oct 2007
          • 39373

          #34
          Re: Anybody seen Jessica Simpson lately?

          Unlike most of us, she has the time to put in big work w\ a personal trainer and come back looking even better....thats why im never like "whoa" @ these pics.

          Maybe shell even come back w\ something that resembles a booty this time....im not even sure how she was able to sit before..
          Last edited by The 24th Letter; 01-26-2009, 09:08 PM.

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          • ChubbyBanana
            Don't Trust Influencers
            • Oct 2003
            • 7071

            #35
            Re: Anybody seen Jessica Simpson lately?

            I'd still hit it.
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            • Bornindamecca
              Books Nelson Simnation
              • Jul 2007
              • 10919

              #36
              Re: Anybody seen Jessica Simpson lately?

              Originally posted by DubTrey1
              Yikes. Maybe she is pregnant>?
              Yeah, the sonogram shows it's a cheesecake.


              She never had a butt. She wore padded shorts in DoH. The problem here isn't the weight itself, but how it's distributed(east/west). It's clear that this weight gain is all butter and sloth. The soft unused muscle in her arms looks worse than her belly.

              The mom jeans are killing her.
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              • longshadow11
                Pro
                • Mar 2004
                • 901

                #37
                Re: Anybody seen Jessica Simpson lately?

                It must be that I'm old, but I think she looks pretty hot compared to all of the moms I know.

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                • ProfessaPackMan
                  Bamma
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 63852

                  #38
                  Re: Anybody seen Jessica Simpson lately?

                  I agree with 24th and Born.
                  #RespectTheCulture

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                  • J-Unit40
                    Boom!!
                    • Sep 2005
                    • 8260

                    #39
                    Re: Anybody seen Jessica Simpson lately?

                    Those jeans are brutal. She's going to end up like the chick in AuburnAlumni's avatar if she doesn't slow down the pace she's on.

                    She looks like a frumpy mom that went to Glamour Shots with that outfit and style.
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                    • Blzer
                      Resident film pundit
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 42515

                      #40
                      Re: Anybody seen Jessica Simpson lately?

                      She must be one of the people that didn't care about the 20 cent increase for McDonald's double cheeseburgers.
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                      • trobinson97
                        Lie,cheat,steal,kill: Win
                        • Oct 2004
                        • 16366

                        #41
                        Re: Anybody seen Jessica Simpson lately?

                        Originally posted by Pared
                        I can't stop laughing at this picture:



                        Oh my God man, y'all are killing me tonight. She got the "Moms" on.
                        PS: You guys are great.

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                        • trobinson97
                          Lie,cheat,steal,kill: Win
                          • Oct 2004
                          • 16366

                          #42
                          Re: Anybody seen Jessica Simpson lately?

                          Originally posted by The 24th Letter
                          Maybe shell even come back w\ something that resembles a booty this time....im not even sure how she was able to sit before..

                          Man you ain't never lied. She got that Hank Hill "Diminished Gluteal Syndrome"
                          PS: You guys are great.

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                          ...2009, 2011, 2012, 2015, 2017, 2020....
                          What a run
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                          • Scottdau
                            Banned
                            • Feb 2003
                            • 32580

                            #43
                            Re: Anybody seen Jessica Simpson lately?

                            Originally posted by Blzer
                            She must be one of the people that didn't care about the 20 cent increase for McDonald's double cheeseburgers.
                            Yep, only you care!

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                            • mkharsh33
                              Hall Of Fame
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 12772

                              #44
                              Re: Anybody seen Jessica Simpson lately?

                              are those Lardache Jeans?

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                              • stewaat

                                #45
                                Re: Anybody seen Jessica Simpson lately?

                                Originally posted by mgoblue678
                                I just can't stand those flat chested, twigs with no butt that think there hot. The perfect example from the celeb world would be somebody like Keira Knightly who is just gross looking. Give me somebody like Scarlett Johanson anyday.
                                I disagree sir, to each his own.



                                Give me this all day...actually the girl I'm dating has the exact same body as her. Face obviously isn't at that level!

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