Anybody seen Jessica Simpson lately?

[Hassan Darkside]

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What is she wearing a bra for?

[Bornindamecca]

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I disagree sir, to each his own.

That's really what it's all about. If we all liked the same kind of woman, fighting over oil would be the least of our troubles. No need to look into other people's plate when they're eating.

That having been said, it bugs me when they take a skinny girl and say "oh she has a great butt" or "a big butt". That's the subtle (or not so subtle) passive aggressive skinny worship propaganda that ruins the scales. Then thick girls are fat, normal girls are thick, skinny girls are normal, and you only call a girl skinny when she's an unhealthy skeleton.

It ain't right. Call it like you see it and just be comfortable about what you're into. Everyone doesn't have to like big boobs and round bee-hinds. We gotta stop calling skinny girls curvy though. It's driving women crazy. Their self esteem is low enough.

[ProfessaPackMan]

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Low Self Esteem for them = Easy *** for us.


Nah J/k everyone lol.

[slickdtc]

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It must be that I'm old, but I think she looks pretty hot compared to all of the moms I know.

Well, considering she's not a mom, that's not really a compliment.

[bsb13]

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I think a little meat on a girl looks good too. Girls that are too skinny look sickly and like a heroin addict are something.

[mgoblue678]

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Man that pic of Keira Knightly makes me want to throw up. Shave her head a little and she would look like a really skinny guy. Her ribs could poke an eye out. All I have to say to her is "Eat some food woman." Eating more than one meal a day won't kill you.

I completely agree with Mecca that the media is trying to turn women into skinny skeletals with eating disorders. Like I said give me somebody with the figure of Scarlett Johanson. She is not fat but has plenty of meat on her bones and is curvy.

[The 24th Letter]

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Man you ain't never lied. She got that Hank Hill "Diminished Gluteal Syndrome"

Haha... I need to piggy off Nelly and come out w\ a clothing line for girls like that..."Grape Bottom Jeans" or something.

What is she wearing a bra for?

LOL!

Born, what are you talking about bruh? this girl right here is THICK.

[Brandwin]

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What is she wearing a bra for?

[Bornindamecca]

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Haha... I need to piggy off Nelly and come out w\ a clothing line for girls like that..."Grape Bottom Jeans" or something.



LOL!

Born, what are you talking about bruh? this girl right here is THICK.

"grape" bottom! Nice.

[bkfount]

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What the hell is up with the jeans. I guess she is catering to the average female Country music fan.

yep, what's funny is that she probably has people who told her to dress like this for her new image. It's like Madonna talking with a British accent.

[Stumbleweed]

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Heh, yeah... without those jeans (seriously, who dressed her?), she's still pretty hot in my book. I was never that big of a fan though (not huge on blondes)...

She's probably happier now, and if she helps to pave the way for less skeleton shoulders, bent-the-wrong-way-when-extended arms, and visible spines/ribs on my TV screen, then I'm down for that.

[marshallfever]

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You guys are silly, she looks perfectly fine. She may have put on 2-10lbs but it's not like she's over weight. A women with a little cushion for the pushing is fine. That pic of her and her ex Nick, now that was scary.

I do have to admit, the jeans have got to go.....

[Pared]

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Whether or not you'd hit it, you still gotta love this picture:



STILL cracks me up. Every. Single. Time.

[Stumbleweed]

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And two leopard-print belts? That whole thing is just bizarre. I can't believe that celebrities have people paid to dress them in the morning and still go out looking like they often do. Just wear some regular jeans and a freakin' white Hanes tank top if you're out of ideas, it'll look better than the Mom Jeans + two leopard-print belt ensemble. She's got the rack to make any tank top look good.

She did look worse to me in that super-skinny red carpet pic with her hair all screwed up though, jeans aside.

[GSW]

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i persoanlly dont like large breasts, give me a b or C... girl has to have some sort of thighs and *** though... i like my women to look proportionate.