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[Watson]

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Just print the damn thing!!!!!

You sayin you're gonna light my Country Music Award on fire?

[Chrisksaint]

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There's no way it's better then Planet of the Apes. I mean, those apes were really good actors!

"A UNICEF Contribution of 13 cents will feed a child in Africa for a month". "Man, living Africa must be great! Everything's so cheap."

[Cutter15]

"you know what's a funny word? Pickle weasel!"

[Buckeyes_Doc]

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"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"

[trobinson97]

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I guess you forgot about the time you and Bravo company left my black *** for dead, huh? But I remember. I remember everything. I remember Vietnam like it was yesterday. I remember that village in Tainan that we cut down. It was a massacre. All the dead Chinamen we left in our tracks. I remember the faces, the children. This one child I'll never forget. Poor little bastard was still alive. His little Chinese legs were blown clean off! Still see his little shins & feet hanging from the ceiling fan across the hut. He was charred from his head down to his little Chinese knees. He tried to get up, but he fell over when what was left of his right leg broke off. As he laid there, flat on his face, he looked up at me. His little Chinese eyes burned right into my stomach, deep into my soul. He said something to me in Chinese like, 'Boo coo sow!', sounded like some cartoon ****. But I understood it to be a question that he was asking me. And I don't have to know how to speak Chinese to know what that question was. 'Why, Black Dynamite? Why?'

[Watson]

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Name: Loc Dog, baby. Height: Six-deuce! Age: 19. Father's name: mmm... I dunno. Sex: hell yeah! Salary desired: 3 million dollars! Cash!

[Burns11]

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Aw, lookie here. Looks like somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy.

[buckeye02]

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Ay **** you mane, who put this thing together......me, thats who. Who do i trust? Me!

[Watson]

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I'm telling you, it's jobs. We gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks.

[Bellsprout]

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"9:15, let's have a great day guys!" "CUT THE ****!"

[Fresh Tendrils]

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You've got red on you.

[~LiverpoolRed~]

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I'm telling you, it's jobs. We gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks.

Your bed is over here. [indicates a dog bed]
Dude, that is so ******' weak! How am I supposed to get a chick in that?
Oh, don't worry, dude. You couldn't get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of your zipper.
Yeah I could.
No. Dude, you're a little *****!
I am not! I don't even know why I hang out with you guys, anyway.
'Cause you're a piece of ****.
I am not a piece of ****!
Yeah, but you're a little *****.
Goddammit! I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times... I'm outta here!

[Bellsprout]

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Your bed is over here. [indicates a dog bed]
Dude, that is so ******' weak! How am I supposed to get a chick in that?
Oh, don't worry, dude. You couldn't get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of your zipper.
Yeah I could.
No. Dude, you're a little *****!
I am not! I don't even know why I hang out with you guys, anyway.
'Cause you're a piece of ****.
I am not a piece of ****!
Yeah, but you're a little *****.
Goddammit! I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times... I'm outta here!

Steve Perry.... Steeeeve Perry....

[Watson]

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Andy-What's up you wanna party?

I'm at the party

Andy-Oh. You should, pee on us.

Randy-Why don't you take a picture Ian?

Andy- Yea, and post it on www.total****ingawesome.com

Randy-BACKSLASH WE RULE

Andy-...dude where'd you come up with that?...

[Cutter15]

Andy-What's up you wanna party?

I'm at the party

Andy-Oh. You should, pee on us.

Randy-Why don't you take a picture Ian?

Andy- Yea, and post it on www.total****ingawesome.com

Randy-BACKSLASH WE RULE

Andy-...dude where'd you come up with that?...

"WHERE DO YO LIVE?"

What's your address?

"WHERE DO YOU LIVE?"

...and my favorite pick-up line of all time, from the unrated version...

"do you have a phone number?...no? Okay."