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[~LiverpoolRed~]

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I can't hold my tongue. These kids are my grandchildren and you are raising them wrong. They are *terrible* boys!

Shut up, Chip, or I'll go ape-sh** on your ***!

I'm gonna scissor-kick you in the back of the head!

Yeah!

Yeah! Now turn up the heat!

Go on and get some, boys!

Come on!

I'm ten years old, but I'll beat your ***!

Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

Like a spider monkey! Go on!

Chip, you brought this on, man.

Greatest Generation my ***. Tom Brokaw's a punk!

What is wrong with you?

Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!

[Chrisksaint]

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What does a demerit mean?

Put it this way; you do not want to receive 3 of those.

Lay it on me.

3 Demerits and you'll receive a citation.

Now that sounds serious.

Oh it is serious; five citations and you're looking at a violation. 4 of those and you'll receive a verbal warning. Keep it up and you're looking a written warning. Two of those; that'll land you in a world of hurt, in the form of a disciplinary review written up by me and placed on the desk of my immediate superior.

Which would be me?

That is correct.

Okay, I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day or you will receive a full disajulation.

What's a dis- what's that?

Oh you don't want to know.

[ImTellinTim]

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I'm working on my song. Hand me the Becktionary. No, no, the rhyming Becktionary.</pre>

[Beantown]

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Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place.

[buckeye02]

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Kevin:
Rod, maybe you shouldn't fight
Frank this week. You know, you could rest up
for the jump tomorrow.


Rod:
Relax, Kev. I'm gonna win this time.
I did, like, 40 crunches yesterday.


Kevin:
What is it with you two, anyway?


Rod:
You wouldn't understand, Kevin. He's your real dad so he automatically loves you. But he's my stepdad. I have to earn it.

[Watson]

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My fellow Earthicans, as I discuss in my book "Earth in the Balance," and the much more popular "Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth," we need to defend our planet against pollution. As well as dark wizards.

[The GIGGAS]

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My fellow Earthicans, as I discuss in my book "Earth in the Balance," and the much more popular "Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth," we need to defend our planet against pollution. As well as dark wizards.

Sure, blame the wizards!

[Watson]

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She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you.

[buckeye02]

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You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos motha ****er!

[~LiverpoolRed~]

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Did you hear I finally graduated?
Yeah, and just a shade under a decade too. All right.
You know a lot of people go to college for seven years.
I know, they're called doctors.

[SPTO]

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"As God is my witness I thought turkeys could fly!"

[Bellsprout]

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"I'M A PEACOCK, CAPTAIN! YOU GOTTA LET ME FLY ON THIS ONE!"

[buckeye02]

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Ronnie: Suck it, "Reindeer Games"!
Danny: I'm not Ben Affleck.
Ronnie: You white, then you Ben Affleck.
Wheeler: You *are* white.
Danny: That's true, I am white.

[Watson]

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What is this emotion you humans call "wuv?"

Surely it says "love."

No, "wuv," with an earth w. Behold.

This concept of "wuv" confuses and infuriates us!

[ImTellinTim]

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Just cleaning out the old locker. She stinks like ***, but I'll sure miss her. I guess you could say that about all my girls...