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[Watson]

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Dad... You were like a father to me.

[buckeye02]

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Now everybody from the 313
Put your mother****ing hands up and follow me
Everybody from the 313
Put your mothe****ing hands up Look Look
Now while he stands tough
Notice that this man did not have his hands up
This free worlds got you gassed up
Now who's afraid of the big bad ward
1, 2, 3 and to the 4
1 pac , 2 pac, 3 pac, 4
4 pac, 3 pac, 2 pac, 1
You're pac, he's pac, no pacs, none
This guy aint no mother-****in MC,
I know everything he's got to say against me
I am white
I am a ****in bum,
I do live in a trailer with my mom,
My boy Future is an Uncle Tom.
I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bomb
who shoots himself in his leg with his own gun,
I did get jumped by all 6 of you chumps
And Wink did **** my girl,
I'm still standin here screamin "**** THE FREE WORLD!"
Don't ever try to judge me dude
You don't know what the **** i've been through
But i know something about you
You went to Cranbrook,
that's a private school
What's the matter dawg? You embarrassed?
This guy's a gangster, his real name's Clarence
And Clarence lives at home with both parents
And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage
This guy don't wanna battle, He's shook
'Cause there no such thing as half-way crooks
He's scared to death
He's scared to look in his ****in yearbook, **** Cranbrook

**** a beat,
i go acapella
**** a papa doc, **** a clock, **** a trailer, **** everybody
**** y'all if you doubt me
I'm a piece of ****ing white trash,
i say it proudly And **** this battle, I don't wanna win, I'm outty,
Here, tell these people something they dont know about me.

[Chrisksaint]

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Call Froggy 101, say that were the tour manager for Justin Bieber and were giving away free tickets. We give them a number to call for the tickets and it's his number.

Who is Justice Beaver?

Uh he's a crime fighting beaver

[Fresh Tendrils]

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Now, I wanna dance. I wanna win. I want that trophy. So dance good.

[Watson]

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So, besides getting shot in the back of the head do you know what else Abraham Lincoln did? He was a champion wrestler in high school and no, I'm not making that up.

[ImTellinTim]

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I knew this girl. She had this crazy freak-out because she took too many behavioral meds at once. And she just, like, ripped off her clothes and dove into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and was like "BLAAAH! I AM A KRAKEN FROM THE SEA!!!"

--I heard that was you...

Well, it was good seein' ya, Su Chin.

[Bellsprout]

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"Homer, organized labor has been called a 'lumbering dinosaur..."
"AHH!!!"
"Yes, my producer is telling me not to talk to you anymore."
"WOOHOO!"

(I can't type inflection. And inflection is what makes that funny, so here.)

[buckeye02]

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Spare me. I won that tournament.......****in Chuck Norris.

[Watson]

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That right there that's called Ka-rot-e, man and only two kinds of people know it, The Chinese and The King. And one of them is me.

[Cutter15]

Kitty- "Steven...what's in the bag?"
*awkward pause*
Kelso- "The Packers winning this years' Superbowl, that's what's in the bag!"
*awkward pause*
Red- "Is this what I think it is?"
Kelso- "If you mean paprika, yes sir!"
Kitty- "Michael, paprika is red..."
Kelso- "If you mean green paprika, yes sir!"
Red- "Green paprika?"
*awkward pause*
Kelso- *quietly* "Hyde, what I'm I looking for?"
Hyde- "Oregano!"
Kelso- "If you mean oregano, yes sir!"

[buckeye02]

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Roman: When you gonna give Martin Luther King his car back?
Tej: As soon as you give Rick James his jacket back.

[Watson]

I bet he's not coming back. The chick was like, the Pele of anal.

[~LiverpoolRed~]

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Nancy Kerrigan. You an official here? Cause you've officially given me a boner!

[Watson]

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<dl><dd>Cheryl: You're a moped.</dd><dd>Pam: How'd you know? And what's it mean, anyway?</dd><dd>Cheryl: Mopeds are fun but you don't want your buddies to see you riding one.</dd></dl>

[Cutter15]

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"Desperation is a stinky cologne, John."