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  • ImTellinTim
    YNWA
    • Sep 2006
    • 33028

    #1216
    Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

    Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?

    - Ed Gein? The maitre 'd at Canal Bar?

    No, serial killer, Wisconsin, the '50s.

    - So what did he say?

    "When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right."

    - And what did the other part think?

    "What her head would look like on a stick... " HAHAHAHA

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    • jb12780
      Hall of Fame
      • Oct 2008
      • 10665

      #1217
      Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

      "I'll cook, you talk."

      "You mean, with like words?"
      GT:jb12780
      PSN:jb12780

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      • Watson
        Burrow Club
        • Jul 2008
        • 27013

        #1218
        Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

        Originally posted by ImTellinTim
        Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?

        - Ed Gein? The maitre 'd at Canal Bar?

        No, serial killer, Wisconsin, the '50s.

        - So what did he say?

        "When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right."

        - And what did the other part think?

        "What her head would look like on a stick... " HAHAHAHA
        "Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?"

        -"They're OK."

        "Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor."

        -"Hey Halberstram."

        "Yes, Allen?"

        -"Why are their copies of the style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?"

        "No, Allen."

        -"Is that a rain coat?"

        "Yes it is! In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself. Hey Paul!"

        Spoiler
        And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

        @AdamdotH

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        • doubledeuceR6
          Ride on Kentucky Kid
          • Apr 2011
          • 1948

          #1219
          Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

          - Eighty-six carats.
          - Where?
          - London.
          - London?
          - London.
          - London?
          - Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary ****ing Poppins... LONDON.
          Texas Rangers/Saints/LSU/Tottenham Hotspur
          GT: CQR Deuce
          PSN: doubledeuceR6
          Twitter: @CQRDeuce @CQRclub
          www.cqrclub.co.uk

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          • Picci
            MVP
            • Feb 2003
            • 4517

            #1220
            Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

            "Your eyes are full of hate, 41......That's good. Hate keeps a man alive. It gives him strength.....Listen to me all of you. You're all condemned men. We keep you alive to serve this ship.....So row well, and live."

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            • jb12780
              Hall of Fame
              • Oct 2008
              • 10665

              #1221
              Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

              Originally posted by doubledeuceR6
              - Eighty-six carats.
              - Where?
              - London.
              - London?
              - London.
              - London?
              - Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary ****ing Poppins... LONDON.
              The spots too tight.

              Too tight? You could land a jumbo ****ing jet in there.

              Sent from my LG-LS980 using Tapatalk
              GT:jb12780
              PSN:jb12780

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              • jb12780
                Hall of Fame
                • Oct 2008
                • 10665

                #1222
                Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker.

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                PSN:jb12780

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                • doubledeuceR6
                  Ride on Kentucky Kid
                  • Apr 2011
                  • 1948

                  #1223
                  Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                  "Hey if you want to see this seventh card you're going to have to stop speakin ****ing Sputnick"
                  Texas Rangers/Saints/LSU/Tottenham Hotspur
                  GT: CQR Deuce
                  PSN: doubledeuceR6
                  Twitter: @CQRDeuce @CQRclub
                  www.cqrclub.co.uk

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                  • gopher_guy
                    The Kaptain
                    • Jul 2011
                    • 7389

                    #1224
                    Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                    "Oh, that's just like the Parker Lewis episode
                    when Parker Lewis ate dinner."

                    "Peter, nobody cares about your canceled show"

                    "Lois, Parker Lewis can't lose. Don't even try and make him lose 'cause it's just going to be that much more embarrassing for you when you realize that he can't lose."

                    "Would he win in a fight with Batman?"

                    "Well, Chris, think about what you're saying; Parker Lewis Can't lose. Heretofore, Batman can suck on that."
                    University of Minnesota Golden Gopher Hockey
                    Minnesota's Pride on Ice: 1974, 1976, 1979, 2002 & 2003 NCAA National Champions

                    "The name on the front of the jersey is a hell of a lot more important than the one on the back."
                    -Herb Brooks

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                    • Lieutenant Dan
                      All Star
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 5679

                      #1225
                      Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                      "Synchronize Swatches! "
                      GO 'HAWKS!

                      OS Dibs: Anna Kendrick

                      Elite Dangerous on One X has become my life.

                      Proud PS5 and Xbox Series X Owner
                      "Best of Both Worlds"

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                      • gopher_guy
                        The Kaptain
                        • Jul 2011
                        • 7389

                        #1226
                        Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                        "This is the mayor's office, and we need the power back on, right now!"

                        "It will take us a minimum of 8 business days to process your payment."

                        "No, I'm sorry, that's unacceptable. We need the power back on now."

                        "To us, right now does mean 8 business days later. Immediately means 6 business days later. And today means tomorrow."
                        University of Minnesota Golden Gopher Hockey
                        Minnesota's Pride on Ice: 1974, 1976, 1979, 2002 & 2003 NCAA National Champions

                        "The name on the front of the jersey is a hell of a lot more important than the one on the back."
                        -Herb Brooks

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                        • doubledeuceR6
                          Ride on Kentucky Kid
                          • Apr 2011
                          • 1948

                          #1227
                          Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                          ...and if that ain't bad enough you got all them Greek words on there, too.

                          I told you, Woodrow, a long time ago it ain't Greek, it's Latin.

                          Well what does it say in Latin? For all you know it invites people to rob us.

                          Well the first man comes along that can read Latin is welcome to rob us, far as I'm concerned. I'd like a chance t' shoot at a educated man once in my life.
                          Texas Rangers/Saints/LSU/Tottenham Hotspur
                          GT: CQR Deuce
                          PSN: doubledeuceR6
                          Twitter: @CQRDeuce @CQRclub
                          www.cqrclub.co.uk

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                          • cusefan74
                            MVP
                            • Jul 2010
                            • 2408

                            #1228
                            Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                            Originally posted by doubledeuceR6
                            ...and if that ain't bad enough you got all them Greek words on there, too.

                            I told you, Woodrow, a long time ago it ain't Greek, it's Latin.

                            Well what does it say in Latin? For all you know it invites people to rob us.

                            Well the first man comes along that can read Latin is welcome to rob us, far as I'm concerned. I'd like a chance t' shoot at a educated man once in my life.

                            "I swear Gus, you'd argue with a possum."

                            "Be easier then arguing with you Woodrow."

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                            • Tovarich
                              Hall Of Fame
                              • Jul 2008
                              • 10875

                              #1229
                              Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                              You need to run a kidney function test.

                              Yes! If only she wasn't in a coma, we could get her to run a test to find out why she's in a coma. The results would likely be paradoxical.

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                              • Bellsprout
                                Hard Times.
                                • Oct 2009
                                • 25652

                                #1230
                                Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                                "Magic can take you to places you could never imagine."
                                "Like Delaware..."
                                Member: OS Uni Snob Association | Twitter: @MyNameIsJesseG | #WT4M | #WatchTheWorldBurn
                                Originally posted by l3ulvl
                                A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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