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[ImTellinTim]

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Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?

- Ed Gein? The maitre 'd at Canal Bar?

No, serial killer, Wisconsin, the '50s.

- So what did he say?

"When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right."

- And what did the other part think?

"What her head would look like on a stick... " HAHAHAHA

[jb12780]

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"I'll cook, you talk."

"You mean, with like words?"

[Watson]

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Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?

- Ed Gein? The maitre 'd at Canal Bar?

No, serial killer, Wisconsin, the '50s.

- So what did he say?

"When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right."

- And what did the other part think?

"What her head would look like on a stick... " HAHAHAHA

"Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?"

-"They're OK."

"Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor."

-"Hey Halberstram."

"Yes, Allen?"

-"Why are their copies of the style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?"

"No, Allen."

-"Is that a rain coat?"

"Yes it is! In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself. Hey Paul!"

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TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU ****ING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, ****ING BASTARD!

[doubledeuceR6]

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- Eighty-six carats.
- Where?
- London.
- London?
- London.
- London?
- Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary ****ing Poppins... LONDON.

[Picci]

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"Your eyes are full of hate, 41......That's good. Hate keeps a man alive. It gives him strength.....Listen to me all of you. You're all condemned men. We keep you alive to serve this ship.....So row well, and live."

[jb12780]

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- Eighty-six carats.
- Where?
- London.
- London?
- London.
- London?
- Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary ****ing Poppins... LONDON.

The spots too tight.

Too tight? You could land a jumbo ****ing jet in there.

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[jb12780]

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The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker.

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[doubledeuceR6]

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"Hey if you want to see this seventh card you're going to have to stop speakin ****ing Sputnick"

[gopher_guy]

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"Oh, that's just like the Parker Lewis episode
when Parker Lewis ate dinner."

"Peter, nobody cares about your canceled show"

"Lois, Parker Lewis can't lose. Don't even try and make him lose 'cause it's just going to be that much more embarrassing for you when you realize that he can't lose."

"Would he win in a fight with Batman?"

"Well, Chris, think about what you're saying; Parker Lewis Can't lose. Heretofore, Batman can suck on that."

[Lieutenant Dan]

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"Synchronize Swatches! "

[gopher_guy]

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"This is the mayor's office, and we need the power back on, right now!"

"It will take us a minimum of 8 business days to process your payment."

"No, I'm sorry, that's unacceptable. We need the power back on now."

"To us, right now does mean 8 business days later. Immediately means 6 business days later. And today means tomorrow."

[doubledeuceR6]

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...and if that ain't bad enough you got all them Greek words on there, too.

I told you, Woodrow, a long time ago it ain't Greek, it's Latin.

Well what does it say in Latin? For all you know it invites people to rob us.

Well the first man comes along that can read Latin is welcome to rob us, far as I'm concerned. I'd like a chance t' shoot at a educated man once in my life.

[cusefan74]

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...and if that ain't bad enough you got all them Greek words on there, too.

I told you, Woodrow, a long time ago it ain't Greek, it's Latin.

Well what does it say in Latin? For all you know it invites people to rob us.

Well the first man comes along that can read Latin is welcome to rob us, far as I'm concerned. I'd like a chance t' shoot at a educated man once in my life.

"I swear Gus, you'd argue with a possum."

"Be easier then arguing with you Woodrow."

[Tovarich]

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You need to run a kidney function test.

Yes! If only she wasn't in a coma, we could get her to run a test to find out why she's in a coma. The results would likely be paradoxical.

[Bellsprout]

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"Magic can take you to places you could never imagine."
"Like Delaware..."