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[Majingir]

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[notsobabybombers]

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"I want to die." -Superman, Justice League

[Majingir]

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lol, Young Sheldon:

(Missy needs help with her grammar homework and since Sheldon isn't there, she asks her brother Georgie)

Georgie: What kind of homework is it? Grammar. I ain't great with grammar.
Missy: Well, grammar's just talking, and we both talk good.
*Georgie reads the homework*
Georgie: The first one is, "Most people in the country"" That doesn't sound like a sentence.
Missy: But ask me who drives pickup trucks.
Georgie: Who drives pickup trucks?
Missy: Most people in the country.
Georgie: Well, now it does sound like one.
Missy: I told you, it's confusing.

[doubledeuceR6]

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Been watching "Grounded for Life" on Amazon. Forgot how funny that show was.

Claudia: You were ambushed by elves?
Sean: Yeah, yeah. Santa's elves. The fat bastard sicked them on me.
Claudia: But your dad is Santa.
Sean: Yeah, and he's a fat bastard.


Sean: (Finding a box belonging to Eddie) What's this?
Eddie: It's cool.
Sean: "It's cool" doesn't answer my question. "It's cool" doesn't tell me what's in the box.
Eddie: Yes it does. It tells you it's cool.

[youvalss]

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Jerry : The New York Yankees?!

George : The New York Yankees!

Jerry : Ruth, Gehrig, DiMaggio, Mantle ... Costanza?

[Caulfield]

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Gene: Mom, Dad, can I sleep in your room tonight?

Linda: Sure honey, is everything okay?

Gene: Oh yeah, I'm fine. I'm just gonna need to sleep with a kitchen knife.
Is that gonna be a problem?

Louise: Maybe I'll sleep in your bed too, just to keep the knife company.

[Watson]

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My body is a temple, young man. I would never sully my skin the way so many young people do nowadays with their hedonistic lifestyle of loud music and abstinence.

[Majingir]

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lol, this is my fave scene(s) from Friends

https://youtu.be/pZmQqzQV0gg?t=1m59s

(the first word is cream)
Gene: You put this in your coffee.
Joey: A spoon. Your hands. Your face!
Gene: It’s white!
Joey: Paper, snow, a ghost!
Gene: It’s heavier then milk!
Joey: A rock, a dog, the earth.
Gene: Pass!
(the second word is mayonnaise)
Gene: You put this on a sandwich.
Joey: Salami, anchovies, jam!
Gene: It’s white!
Joey: Paper, snow, a ghost!
Gene: It’s made from eggs!
Joey: Chickens?
Gene: Pass!
Joey: Oh!
(The third word is ketchup)
Gene: You put this on a hamburger!
Joey: Ketchup!
Gene: Yes!
(The fourth word is soda)
Joey: Relish!
Gene: Stop!

And a line I forgot about until I saw episode again:

Joey: (the last word is "Football field" and there are 5 seconds left) In high school, I once had sex with a girl right in the middle of the...
Gene: Cafeteria.
Joey: Yeah! But that is not what they’re looking for. (time’s finished) OOOH!

[Blzer]

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"So Bobby, did they ever catch that gorilla that escaped from the zoo and punched you in the eye?"

"No, Mama. The search continues."

[Caulfield]

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Webster's Dictionary defines ''wedding'' as ''the fusing of two metals with a hot torch''. Michael Scott

[Caulfield]

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that john denver's full of ****, man. ~ harry dunne

[Blzer]

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"What did your mom die of?"

"Three bullets."

[Watson]

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WHAT'S A MOTHER WITHOUT HER KIDS? JUST A PERSON!

[Fresh Tendrils]

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WHAT'S A MOTHER WITHOUT HER KIDS? JUST A PERSON!

I died at that part.

[Watson]

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I died at that part.

He was outright hilarious this season, especially when he was announcing

"Oh, prep as in preparatory. I got it."