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  • ElectroSet
    Just started!
    • Oct 2020
    • 4

    #1546
    Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

    Say hello to my little friend!

    __________________
    Last edited by ElectroSet; 11-16-2020, 05:11 PM.

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    • Majingir
      Moderator
      • Apr 2005
      • 47483

      #1547
      Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

      Some more funny Weakest Link lines.

      Host: (tells a contestant something about karma)
      Contestant: I don't believe in astrology.
      Host: That's not astrology, that's Hinduism!

      Later...
      "Who thought they were indecisive...but now they're not so sure"

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      • Steve_12
        Just started!
        • Oct 2020
        • 2

        #1548
        Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

        We lost 100 million dollars, and after that our main dollar trader committed suicide. This is not the best thing that affects our reputation.

        "Dealers"
        Last edited by Steve_12; 10-14-2020, 01:59 AM.

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        • Majingir
          Moderator
          • Apr 2005
          • 47483

          #1549
          Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

          "I dreamt everyone's butts had eyebrows and I called them thighbrows"

          -Tina Belcher

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          • Caulfield
            Hall Of Fame
            • Apr 2011
            • 10986

            #1550
            Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

            "freedom!" - William Wallace
            OSFM23 - Building Better Baseball - OSFM23

            A Work in Progress

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            • retoptge
              Banned
              • Mar 2021
              • 7

              #1551
              Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

              I took my morning walk, I took my evening walk, I ate something, I thought about something, I wrote, I napped and dreamt something too, and with all that something, I still have nothing because so much of sum’thing has always been and always will be you.

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              • retoptge
                Banned
                • Mar 2021
                • 7

                #1552
                Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                Everybody has something, that one thing they must do to feel happy. I think this is yours, and I want you to be happy. You don’t have to do it, but it’s here if you choose to come back to it.

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                • Caulfield
                  Hall Of Fame
                  • Apr 2011
                  • 10986

                  #1553
                  Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                  ''This is Lamborghini-level problem solving'' -Hamid, Chad
                  OSFM23 - Building Better Baseball - OSFM23

                  A Work in Progress

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                  • l3ulvl
                    Hall Of Fame
                    • Dec 2009
                    • 17232

                    #1554
                    Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                    I called in a bomb threat once because I heard Mark Harmon was staying in this hotel.


                    I wanted to see him evacuate, and then I stalked him for a year and hit his wife with my car
                    Wolverines Wings Same Old Lions Tigers Pistons Erika Christensen

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                    • Dead2009
                      Horror Movie Guru
                      • Nov 2017
                      • 1663

                      #1555
                      Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                      Hold onto your butts.
                      Last Movie Watched: Morbius (2022).
                      Last TV Show Watched: MARVEL's What If?...(S3:E7).




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                      • Blzer
                        Resident film pundit
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 42515

                        #1556
                        Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                        Ted 2

                        John in court, on the witness stand

                        Samantha: Mr. Bennett, how would you categorize your relationship with Ted?

                        John: Well he's my best friend.

                        Samantha: So you don't see him as your property?

                        John: He's not my property. He's a person. He's way more of a person than lots of other people. I mean, ****in' Steven Tyler? What the **** is that, some kinda weird soccer mom looking Goonie monster?

                        Shep Wild: Your Honor!

                        Judge: I'll allow it.
                        Last edited by Blzer; 02-12-2022, 04:27 AM.
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                        • l3ulvl
                          Hall Of Fame
                          • Dec 2009
                          • 17232

                          #1557
                          Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                          like any good husband, I slept with my wife instead of my mother
                          Wolverines Wings Same Old Lions Tigers Pistons Erika Christensen

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                          • Caulfield
                            Hall Of Fame
                            • Apr 2011
                            • 10986

                            #1558
                            Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                            and we call this room the bullpen.
                            that's short for bullpenis
                            OSFM23 - Building Better Baseball - OSFM23

                            A Work in Progress

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                            • Gramps91
                              MVP
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 2116

                              #1559
                              Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                              "You might think that getting so drunk that you accidentally marry a woman who's six months pregnant is a good reason to stop drinkin'. Personally, I think it's a good reason to keep drinkin'."
                              NCAA: Kentucky Wildcats
                              MLB: Atlanta Braves
                              NBA: San Antonio Spurs

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                              • Caulfield
                                Hall Of Fame
                                • Apr 2011
                                • 10986

                                #1560
                                Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                                Cliff Booth - ''you are real, right?''
                                Tex - ''I'm as real as a doughnut, ****** ******''
                                OSFM23 - Building Better Baseball - OSFM23

                                A Work in Progress

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