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  • jake44np
    Post Like a Champion!
    • Jul 2002
    • 9563

    #196
    Re: Modern Family - Season 3

    Originally posted by Burns11
    If they were going to do that, why would they not get an actor or, at the very least, a famous voice?
    We already have that show, its called How I Met Your Mother and Bob Sagat does the voice.
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    • JayBee74
      Hall Of Fame
      • Jul 2002
      • 22989

      #197
      Re: Modern Family - Season 3

      Originally posted by jake44np
      We already have that show, its called How I Met Your Mother and Bob Sagat does the voice.
      I didn't realize that. I've seen bits and pieces of the show.

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      • RockinDaMike
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        • Feb 2003
        • 9091

        #198
        Gotta be one of the best episodes of the whole series. That whole blood scene with luke was too funny.
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        • CMH
          Making you famous
          • Oct 2002
          • 26203

          #199
          Re: Modern Family - Season 3

          Waiting for articles to pop up referring to how sexist the episode was. Oh...wait, they already are popping up.
          "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

          "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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          • CMH
            Making you famous
            • Oct 2002
            • 26203

            #200
            Re: Modern Family - Season 3

            Anyway...

            "Everyone, follow the birthday flag."
            "What did you call me?"
            "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

            "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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            • DickDalewood
              All Star
              • Aug 2010
              • 6263

              #201
              Re: Modern Family - Season 3

              "Everyone follow the birthday flag"

              "What'd you call me?"

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              • Steel5
                MVP
                • Feb 2010
                • 1768

                #202
                Re: Modern Family - Season 3

                Phil has got to be the best TV character in a comedy since GOB in Arrested Development. So good.

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                • Gizmo
                  YNWA
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 3886

                  #203
                  Re: Modern Family - Season 3

                  Originally posted by DickDalewood
                  "Everyone follow the birthday flag"

                  "What'd you call me?"

                  I had to pause the show because I was laughing hysterically after that.

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                  • SidVish
                    2010,13,15,16 CHAMPS!
                    • Apr 2003
                    • 11743

                    #204
                    Re: Modern Family - Season 3

                    Awesome episode. This show is hilarious.

                    Phil: “I give up! Yeah, I made a mistake today but only because the three of you ganged up on me like when the Wolfman, Dracula and Frankenstein show up in the same movie except this wasn’t awesome!”

                    Phil: “Come on boys! Wake up, it’s Leap Day not sleep day! I love Leap Day!”

                    Claire: “It’s kind of a big deal in the Dunphy house. This year we even got Manny involved.”
                    Phil: “You’re given this gift of 24 extra hours, you can’t waste it at work or school. You have to do something extraordinary, something shocking.”
                    Claire: “This year, the entire family is taking a trapeze class.”
                    Phil: “How extraordinary is that?”
                    Claire: “It was my idea.”
                    Phil: “How shocking is that?”
                    Claire: “I can be spontaneous every four years.”

                    Mitchell: “A month after the most devastating twister to ever hit Cam’s hometown, I throw a party based on gay cinema’s most famous tornado.”

                    Phil: “I heard rumors … yeah we all had. That females living and working in close quarters could eventually get on the same cycle, but I always assumed that was a story designed to keep women out of the submarine corp. … It happened. Satan’s trifecta. The day I most dreaded had fallen on the day I most loved.”

                    Phil: “The first rule of dealing with the cycle is you never mention the cycle. You tiptoe around it. The woman’s actually taken great pains to hide the monster she’s become. But if you acknowledge it, that brings the monster forth.”

                    Mitchell: “OK, everybody follow the birthday flag!”
                    Cam: “What’d you call me?”

                    Luke: “Eww, it smells like puke married poop and had the ceremony in my nose.”
                    Manny: “You paint with words.”
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                    • TheMatrix31
                      RF
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 52908

                      #205
                      Re: Modern Family - Season 3

                      You're all monsterating!

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                      • CMH
                        Making you famous
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 26203

                        #206
                        Re: Modern Family - Season 3

                        Originally posted by TheMatrix31
                        You're all monsterating!
                        That's what it was! I was trying to remember the exact wording.
                        "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

                        "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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                        • KingV2k3
                          Senior Circuit
                          • May 2003
                          • 5881

                          #207
                          Re: Modern Family - Season 3

                          Originally posted by TheMatrix31
                          You're all monsterating!
                          The kid that plays Luke has been slowly, but steadily overtaking the other kid actors on this show in the comedy sweepstakes...

                          Manny and Alex are pretty one dimensional...Haley has to rely on her looks...and the kid they got to play Lilly is typically underwhelming, due to her age...

                          Luke, on the other hand, has been quietly developing both his "straight man" and "punchline" skills...

                          The relationship between him and the guy who plays his Dad seems to be reaping rewards in his professional development...

                          They play off one another really effectively...

                          It'll be interesting to see how many / which of these kids have the most substantial career post "Modern Family"...

                          These days, I'm betting on "Luke"...

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                          • TheShizNo1
                            Asst 2 the Comm Manager
                            • Mar 2007
                            • 26341

                            #208
                            Luke, Phil, and (usually) Cam give me the biggest laughs. Phil seriously has to be one of the greatest characters in a comedy show.
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                            **** ya


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                            • TheMatrix31
                              RF
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 52908

                              #209
                              Re: Modern Family - Season 3

                              Absolutely.

                              I love them all, except Lily. I agree with Luke's war on Lily.

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                              • jake44np
                                Post Like a Champion!
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 9563

                                #210
                                Re: Modern Family - Season 3

                                Luke: “Eww, it smells like puke married poop and had the ceremony in my nose.”
                                Manny: “You paint with words.”

                                LOVED THIS LINE!

                                I would agree that Luke is awesome, he is one of my favorite characters on TV.
                                Manny isnt too shaby either, love his character.

                                But yes Phil is the best comedy character on TV IMO.
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