Official Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Discussion

[ThaGenecyst]

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i'm a vampire and i'm part of that group lol

[WTF]

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On a side topic, what are your funniest/most memorable moments of the game so far? CAUTION ***MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS***********

Mine? I went into the sewers with Baurus, and I hear him draw his swords and yell, "you'll never take me alive"... I seen what he was running after... a rat, lol.

The next one, he yelled "Cover my back!" and it was just a mudcrab.

Then, finally, I was in another room fighting a goblin, and after I finished it off, I heard him yell out "WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!".. I went to help him kill "it", he was hitting a barrel, lol.

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Next one, I was in an oblivion gate with Burd (Captain) and one of the Daedric Warriors knocked his sword off somehow, so he was left without a sword. I was sneaking up the hallway, and was getting ready to get a critical hit on one of those guys, when all of the sudden he just comes yelling and starts trying to punch the guy, lol... one good slash of a claymore and he was knocked unconscious. It was hilarious.

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Lastly, I was fighting the "Skooma" guys in their little cabin, and I killed the first one, and didn't see where he landed, so I just kept fighting the other one. I finally took him down and just died laughing at how he fell. The first guy fell and was bent of the chair, and the other guy fell right on top of him, so it looks like they were going at it... it was a bit Brokeback Mountain-ish :y4:

[Admiral50]

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Awesome stories!!! haha!!!

I like when you're WAY up the mountains and see someone fall to their death trying to chase you. I had a wolf fall and roll (funny physics) for about a minute to the bottom of the cliff!

Also had an enemy I had to kill for a quest, follow me out of a cave and fall down a cliff. He stayed alive however and went so far down, he kept walking (I guess) hundreds and hundreds of metres away. It took me ages to find where he got to.

I also walked into a house and saw a women punch her dog to death! haha!!

[Stu]

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I posted it earlier, but this is still my best story:

I was at some Inn somewhere, not sure which one. So after a good nights sleep, I head downstairs and there's this guy on the stairs, sneaking down to the first floor. So he starts talking **** as soon as I get near him. Not being the sadistic killer TCrouch is, I say whatever buddy I have places to be, things to do.

So as I'm making my way towards the door, I notice him sneak over to the guard so decided to keep an eye on him. He sneaks behind the guard and steals a silver bowl or plate or something right off the shelf, in broad daylight!!. The guard doesn't see him and the guy makes a run for it, heads back upstairs killing an innocent guest on his way. The clueless guard just stands there and does nothing.

So I head up to the 2nd floor and the arrogant prick is just sitting there at a table acting like nothing happened. I walk over to confront him, and he immediately starts talking **** again. So I say, ok now its on bitch, it's time for you to feel the wrath of my Warhammer. So I wind up, take a swing, somehow whiff even though he's sitting right in front of me. The little bitch takes off running, screaming that he's being attacked and I get arrested for trying to club him!!

Personally I think him and the guard have a nice little racket going on at this inn. When I level up some more, they're both gettin the warhammer right to the head.

[Jistic]

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I was outside of Burma...I think that's what it's called. Anyway I'm on my horse and I hear someone scream, "Help! They're going crazy!". I see this chick in Elven Armor and an axe just slaughtering animals. I mean hunting down deer and running around like a lunatic.

So she takes a swing at my horse, then runs. I dismount and draw my sword to go after her. Next thing I know she's attacking a guard that was on patrol. He starts to fight her, then another gaurad shows up. He shoots her down dead...BUT in the process hit's the OTHER gauard with a few arrows. So the first gaurd pulls out his bow and now the both of them are just shooting arrows at eachother. I mean these guys are on the same side right?

Well in all the confusion I didn't know what was what so I just ran up and hit one of the guards. He yelled, "Hey, I'm on your side.", so then I did it to the other one and he said the same thing.

SO I just watched these two idiots arrow fight for a good 5 minutes until finally one was dead. Then the surviving guard started to run around and shoot deer with his bow. He FINALLY stopped. I rode by on my horse and he said, "Good day citizen." 2 minutes later an ogre came up the path. I attacked the ogre, the gaurd also joined in on the fun, only to die in about 10 seconds. And that was the end of the gaurds. RIP

[CaptainZombie]

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I was outside of Burma...I think that's what it's called. Anyway I'm on my horse and I hear someone scream, "Help! They're going crazy!". I see this chick in Elven Armor and an axe just slaughtering animals. I mean hunting down deer and running around like a lunatic.

So she takes a swing at my horse, then runs. I dismount and draw my sword to go after her. Next thing I know she's attacking a guard that was on patrol. He starts to fight her, then another gaurad shows up. He shoots her down dead...BUT in the process hit's the OTHER gauard with a few arrows. So the first gaurd pulls out his bow and now the both of them are just shooting arrows at eachother. I mean these guys are on the same side right?

Well in all the confusion I didn't know what was what so I just ran up and hit one of the guards. He yelled, "Hey, I'm on your side.", so then I did it to the other one and he said the same thing.

SO I just watched these two idiots arrow fight for a good 5 minutes until finally one was dead. Then the surviving guard started to run around and shoot deer with his bow. He FINALLY stopped. I rode by on my horse and he said, "Good day citizen." 2 minutes later an ogre came up the path. I attacked the ogre, the gaurd also joined in on the fun, only to die in about 10 seconds. And that was the end of the gaurds. RIP

That sounds awesome.

[WTF]

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I was just outside the Skingrad gates last night, and I got off of my horse. There was a hobo standing right next to me. He said "I only need one more coin for a pair of shoes"... being the nice fella I am, I gave him the going. I started walking towards the gate, but turned around, and this dude rode away on my horse... :y4:

[DrStrangepork]

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I was just outside the Skingrad gates last night, and I got off of my horse. There was a hobo standing right next to me. He said "I only need one more coin for a pair of shoes"... being the nice fella I am, I gave him the going. I started walking towards the gate, but turned around, and this dude rode away on my horse... :y4:

Maybe he needed horse shoes.

[fishepa]

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I was just outside the Skingrad gates last night, and I got off of my horse. There was a hobo standing right next to me. He said "I only need one more coin for a pair of shoes"... being the nice fella I am, I gave him the going. I started walking towards the gate, but turned around, and this dude rode away on my horse... :y4:

LMAO...

[WTF]

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He's been taunting me too, lol. I'll see him riding around on it. One time, I seen him stop and get off of it, so I try to sneak up and get on it. Well, he sees me coming, gets back on and takes off... :y4: This game is great.

Next time, his butt is sniped though, lol.

[Graphik]

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I was just outside the Skingrad gates last night, and I got off of my horse. There was a hobo standing right next to me. He said "I only need one more coin for a pair of shoes"... being the nice fella I am, I gave him the going. I started walking towards the gate, but turned around, and this dude rode away on my horse... :y4:

LMAO. Thats why you gotta put your horse in the stable.


This just happened to me last night actually. Its a story about escaping death.

I'm riding on my horse to Bravil when I see the beautiful watefall. I try to get close but realize I needed to go along a path to get closer to it. While I'm in amazment over the waterfall, this Minituar came out of nowhere to attack. It was so swift that the battle music did'nt start until he landed the first blow. After peeing on myself, I dismounted and I ran to find a nice big rock to scale to get away from his blows and I was gonna arrow him to death. I found a rock about 30 yards away and hopped on top of it. I got up there, turned around and .....where'd that bastard go.

Next thing you know I hear my house scream and he's over there slaughtering my horse. My horse can usually take care of him self but not against this massive, beast-human with one horn cut off like he's gangbanging. I sprint to my trusty steed and by the time I get there, its too late. He hits my horse and it decides to run off. The Minatuar gave chase and I was right behind chasing the minatuar.

He was damn near the exact same speed as me so I could'nt close in. My horse was loose about 20 yards ahead of everybody. (I can just hear the benny hill music going on) I cant catch this bastard. We run about 300 yards chasing eachother and then I see my horse go over a hill, the minatuar goes over the hill and when I reach the top of the hill...WTF, they disappeared?!?! I looked around and found no sign of them. Pulled a ghost move on me. *DAMN*

So while I'm looking around, I see this yellow glowing substanse suspended in air right next to this cave. I had no clue what it was so I look to investigate. When I get right next to it, this thing shoots off some magic and drains my Willpower. Battle music starts back up. I try to smash this thing with my mace and no regular weapons will hurt him. Not thinking, I forgot all about my fire, frost and shock spells and decide to pull out my Bow Of Sparks. Now I'm running in circles shooting this thing with arrows and its floating around, shooting magic, disapperaing and reappearing in my face. As I'm spinning around, I see this Black Bear in the corner of my eye....

...Soon as I see the Bear, I hit it. I sheathed my weapon and ran like a *****. I thought I was able to dodge the yellow glowing thingy cause I did'nt see him. So I'm now able to focus on the bear. I merc that bastard and the yellow glowing thingy was there all along, smacking me in the back of the head. I whip the bow back out and we get back to out Square Dance of Death. After getting this thing's energy half way down, this F****** Moutain Lion comes from the woodworks.....

Now for those of you who dont know, Moutain Lions will kick your *** if you're not carefull. You cant outrun them(with Heavy armor anyway) and they take at least 30 points per hit. I got smacked once, almost died and ran for it. I'm sucking down potions, using my weak *** Heal spell and tryna dodge the attacks at the same time. I still got that ******* yellow ghost thing chasing as well as the lion. I get some good licks in on the lion and manage to kill him with hardly no enegy left.

Now its back down to the yellow floating mass of nothingness. We continue where we left off and I swear it looked like his enegy was going back up. Actually it was'nt but it was taking me forever. After 10 minutes of dancing with this thing, it dies, 2 game hours have passed, its 3AM and I'm smack dab in the middle of nowhere and my horse is dead for all I know.

Good times.

[Pokes]

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Now its back down to the yellow floating mass of nothingness. We continue where we left off and I swear it looked like his enegy was going back up. Actually it was'nt but it was taking me forever. After 10 minutes of dancing with this thing, it dies, 2 game hours have passed, its 3AM and I'm smack dab in the middle of nowhere and my horse is dead for all I know.

Good times.

The same thing happened to me once, these mage-bandits had attacked and one of them went after my horse, and knocked it's HP down. I think the horse is programmed to flee when its HP gets low b/c it took off and after awhile I couldn't find it or the guy chasing it.

However, all you usually have to do is to go back to where you aquired the horse and you should find it.

[ZB9]

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LMAO. Thats why you gotta put your horse in the stable.


This just happened to me last night actually. Its a story about escaping death.

I'm riding on my horse to Bravil when I see the beautiful watefall. I try to get close but realize I needed to go along a path to get closer to it. While I'm in amazment over the waterfall, this Minituar came out of nowhere to attack. It was so swift that the battle music did'nt start until he landed the first blow. After peeing on myself, I dismounted and I ran to find a nice big rock to scale to get away from his blows and I was gonna arrow him to death. I found a rock about 30 yards away and hopped on top of it. I got up there, turned around and .....where'd that bastard go.

Next thing you know I hear my house scream and he's over there slaughtering my horse. My horse can usually take care of him self but not against this massive, beast-human with one horn cut off like he's gangbanging. I sprint to my trusty steed and by the time I get there, its too late. He hits my horse and it decides to run off. The Minatuar gave chase and I was right behind chasing the minatuar.

He was damn near the exact same speed as me so I could'nt close in. My horse was loose about 20 yards ahead of everybody. (I can just hear the benny hill music going on) I cant catch this bastard. We run about 300 yards chasing eachother and then I see my horse go over a hill, the minatuar goes over the hill and when I reach the top of the hill...WTF, they disappeared?!?! I looked around and found no sign of them. Pulled a ghost move on me. *DAMN*

So while I'm looking around, I see this yellow glowing substanse suspended in air right next to this cave. I had no clue what it was so I look to investigate. When I get right next to it, this thing shoots off some magic and drains my Willpower. Battle music starts back up. I try to smash this thing with my mace and no regular weapons will hurt him. Not thinking, I forgot all about my fire, frost and shock spells and decide to pull out my Bow Of Sparks. Now I'm running in circles shooting this thing with arrows and its floating around, shooting magic, disapperaing and reappearing in my face. As I'm spinning around, I see this Black Bear in the corner of my eye....

...Soon as I see the Bear, I hit it. I sheathed my weapon and ran like a *****. I thought I was able to dodge the yellow glowing thingy cause I did'nt see him. So I'm now able to focus on the bear. I merc that bastard and the yellow glowing thingy was there all along, smacking me in the back of the head. I whip the bow back out and we get back to out Square Dance of Death. After getting this thing's energy half way down, this F****** Moutain Lion comes from the woodworks.....

Now for those of you who dont know, Moutain Lions will kick your *** if you're not carefull. You cant outrun them(with Heavy armor anyway) and they take at least 30 points per hit. I got smacked once, almost died and ran for it. I'm sucking down potions, using my weak *** Heal spell and tryna dodge the attacks at the same time. I still got that ******* yellow ghost thing chasing as well as the lion. I get some good licks in on the lion and manage to kill him with hardly no enegy left.

Now its back down to the yellow floating mass of nothingness. We continue where we left off and I swear it looked like his enegy was going back up. Actually it was'nt but it was taking me forever. After 10 minutes of dancing with this thing, it dies, 2 game hours have passed, its 3AM and I'm smack dab in the middle of nowhere and my horse is dead for all I know.

Good times.

LOL

good story

[Stu]

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PC Users:

I'm making a mod that makes your bounties regional. Basically, if you commit a crime in one city, they won't know about it in another, unless your bounty is extremely high. I probably won't have anything ready until tomorrow, but please PM me if you're interested in helping test it, or have any other suggestions.

[Victory]

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I was outside of Burma...I think that's what it's called. Anyway I'm on my horse and I hear someone scream, "Help! They're going crazy!". I see this chick in Elven Armor and an axe just slaughtering animals. I mean hunting down deer and running around like a lunatic.

So she takes a swing at my horse, then runs. I dismount and draw my sword to go after her. Next thing I know she's attacking a guard that was on patrol. He starts to fight her, then another gaurad shows up. He shoots her down dead...BUT in the process hit's the OTHER gauard with a few arrows. So the first gaurd pulls out his bow and now the both of them are just shooting arrows at eachother. I mean these guys are on the same side right?

Well in all the confusion I didn't know what was what so I just ran up and hit one of the guards. He yelled, "Hey, I'm on your side.", so then I did it to the other one and he said the same thing.

SO I just watched these two idiots arrow fight for a good 5 minutes until finally one was dead. Then the surviving guard started to run around and shoot deer with his bow. He FINALLY stopped. I rode by on my horse and he said, "Good day citizen." 2 minutes later an ogre came up the path. I attacked the ogre, the gaurd also joined in on the fun, only to die in about 10 seconds. And that was the end of the gaurds. RIP

I saw the same thing last night just West of Burma. The city gates were in plain sight and they were just off the road.. I didn't see how it got started but they were definately shooting at each other and both insisted they were on my side. I just left them there.