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  • dossier
    Banned
    • Oct 2006
    • 2272

    #1

    What's your pick-up line?

    Now I wanted to change the flow a bit.

    I want to know what your guy's favorite pick-up line is that you actually use.

    Mine - (See a girl walking the opposite way of you)
    "Hey Are you single?" (She should be)
    "Great cause I have this great friend, funny friend who'd love to go on a date with you" (Act like it's you but don't tell her and if she's ask's if it me then I say maybe with a smile)

    What's your guys'?
  • stewaat

    #2
    Re: What's your pick-up line?

    Hello ma'am would you be interested in some sexual positions and emotional investments. See, I'm not insane in fact I'm kind of rational when I be asking yo where do all the passion go?

    On a serious note...

    I need to work on my game. Struggling

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    • Acid
      Mr. Brightside
      • May 2003
      • 16954

      #3
      Re: What's your pick-up line?

      "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"





      Seriously though, I don't have pickup lines nor do I use them.
      Blind to this impending fate
      We let the world carry our weight
      It's back breaks with every mile
      But we all live in denial

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      • Briman123
        MVP
        • Oct 2004
        • 1361

        #4
        Re: What's your pick-up line?

        Me: Is there a mirror in your pants?

        Her: Haha, no

        Me: oh, Because I can see myself in them

        or

        Me: Did you fart?

        Her: No why?

        Me: Oh because you blew me away!
        18-1 hell of a season regardless

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        • Beantown
          #DoYourJob
          • Feb 2005
          • 31523

          #5
          Re: What's your pick-up line?

          Let's have some chicken, maybe some sex...see where it goes.

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          • Acid
            Mr. Brightside
            • May 2003
            • 16954

            #6
            Re: What's your pick-up line?

            Originally posted by Longhorn
            Let's have some chicken, maybe some sex...see where it goes.
            How often does that line work?
            Blind to this impending fate
            We let the world carry our weight
            It's back breaks with every mile
            But we all live in denial

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            • stewaat

              #7
              Re: What's your pick-up line?

              On a real note here's what I'm gonna start saying...

              Is your boyfriend gonna get mad if I talk to you?

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              • Beantown
                #DoYourJob
                • Feb 2005
                • 31523

                #8
                Re: What's your pick-up line?

                Originally posted by Acid
                How often does that line work?
                60% of the time it works...everytime.

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                • NoleFan
                  Hall Of Fame
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 12855

                  #9
                  Re: What's your pick-up line?

                  "Do I make you randy baby?"
                  F-L-O-R-I-D-A! S-T-A-T-E! Florida State! Florida State! Florida State! Wooooo!

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                  • dossier
                    Banned
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 2272

                    #10
                    Re: What's your pick-up line?

                    Originally posted by stewaat
                    On a real note here's what I'm gonna start saying...

                    Is your boyfriend gonna get mad if I talk to you?
                    If you say that I hope he kicks your ***.

                    Try like 3 seconds after you see her say " were you just checking me out? Cause I really am getting sick of woman looking at my ***"

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                    • Rainey
                      MVP
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 4507

                      #11
                      Re: What's your pick-up line?

                      My names Allen Rainey and I'm incredibly good looking.
                      NCAA Vets League: Arkansas Razorbacks (9-2, 6-1)
                      MLB OS League: Seattle Mariners (9-2)

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                      • dossier
                        Banned
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 2272

                        #12
                        Re: What's your pick-up line?

                        Swear to god I've heard this one:

                        What's up ma, wanna book it?

                        Like the guy thought that the instant he say's what up ma, he gonna get in her pants.

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                        • stewaat

                          #13
                          Re: What's your pick-up line?

                          Why would he beat my butt? It's a good way to find out if she has a guy. If she does, then peace out to the next one.

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                          • Acid
                            Mr. Brightside
                            • May 2003
                            • 16954

                            #14
                            Re: What's your pick-up line?

                            Originally posted by stewaat
                            Why would he beat my butt? It's a good way to find out if she has a guy. If she does, then peace out to the next one.
                            I think dossier thought you were an idiot, and would ask that to a chick who was walking with her boyfriend.

                            That's the only logical explanation I can come up with.
                            Blind to this impending fate
                            We let the world carry our weight
                            It's back breaks with every mile
                            But we all live in denial

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                            • dkgojackets
                              Banned
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 13816

                              #15
                              Re: What's your pick-up line?

                              If I flip this coin, what are the odds of me getting head?

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