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  • Sully
    Hall Of Fame
    • Feb 2003
    • 16003

    #76
    Re: What's your pick-up line?

    Originally posted by jmood88
    This isn't a serious thread, or at least it isn't now.
    That line sucks.

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    • Rainey
      MVP
      • Jul 2002
      • 4507

      #77
      Re: What's your pick-up line?

      Originally posted by Sully
      That line sucks.
      Yeah, I know. What does he expect to pick up with that.
      NCAA Vets League: Arkansas Razorbacks (9-2, 6-1)
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      • WTF
        MVP
        • Aug 2002
        • 20274

        #78
        Re: What's your pick-up line?

        CHEESY pickup line alert:

        Walk up to a girl in the bar and say:

        "Fat Penguin"

        Girl: "What?" (looking somewhat confused)

        You: "I just wanted to say something to break the ice..."

        -----------------------------------------------------------

        Or

        Lick your finger and wipe it on her and say:

        "Why don't you and me go get out of these wet clothes..."
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        #DropMeAFollow

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        • trobinson97
          Lie,cheat,steal,kill: Win
          • Oct 2004
          • 16366

          #79
          Re: What's your pick-up line?

          What I said to the woman I ended up marrying:

          "Don't you feel like there is something between us?"

          After I introduced myself, that was the next thing I said. It sounded really corny when it came out, and she laughed at it. But she couldn't deny it. For every other girl though, it's just me introducing myself and making small talk, no lines really. When you got game, you don't need lines.

          LOL, at XBoxRocks STILL posting his pics on OS.
          PS: You guys are great.

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          • dieselboy
            --------------
            • Dec 2002
            • 18040

            #80
            Re: What's your pick-up line?

            Originally posted by Kodiak33
            When you are sitting down at a bar...

            "I'm not really this tall, I'm just sitting on my wallet."
            Hahaha. That one is good.

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            • countryboy
              Growing pains
              • Sep 2003
              • 52720

              #81
              Re: What's your pick-up line?

              I just walk up and say:

              "How would you like to have the worst sex of your life?"
              I can't shave with my eyes closed, meaning each day I have to look at myself in the mirror and respect who I see.

              I miss the old days of Operation Sports :(


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              • countryboy
                Growing pains
                • Sep 2003
                • 52720

                #82
                Re: What's your pick-up line?

                or even better:

                "Hi. I'm Steve, owner of Operation Sports!"

                Works everytime
                I can't shave with my eyes closed, meaning each day I have to look at myself in the mirror and respect who I see.

                I miss the old days of Operation Sports :(


                Louisville Cardinals/St.Louis Cardinals

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                • rsnomar05
                  MVP
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 3662

                  #83
                  Re: What's your pick-up line?

                  "Hi! Wanna get a pizza and f***? What, you don't like pizza?"

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                  • bsb13
                    Banned
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 3439

                    #84
                    Re: What's your pick-up line?

                    I dont have to say nothing. I just snap my fingers like the Fonz and all the women swarm me like fly's on ****.
                    Last edited by bsb13; 12-23-2007, 01:01 PM.

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                    • skitch
                      Fear Ameer
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 12349

                      #85
                      Re: What's your pick-up line?

                      Originally posted by bsb13
                      I dont have to say nothing. I just snap my fingers like the Fonz and all the women swarm me like fly's on ****.
                      Neat trick.

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                      • longshadow11
                        Pro
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 901

                        #86
                        Re: What's your pick-up line?

                        No pick-up lines here. But, about 20 years ago, a hot little asian chick was walking by in a club; I grabbed her hand and said, "You're with me now." I couldn't believe it worked. As we all know, confidence is 99% of what gets the ladies.

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                        • TheMatrix31
                          RF
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 52906

                          #87
                          Re: What's your pick-up line?

                          Originally posted by longshadow11
                          No pick-up lines here. But, about 20 years ago, a hot little asian chick was walking by in a club; I grabbed her hand and said, "You're with me now." I couldn't believe it worked. As we all know, confidence is 99% of what gets the ladies.
                          That's...kinda....rapist-y.

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                          • J-Unit40
                            Boom!!
                            • Sep 2005
                            • 8260

                            #88
                            Re: What's your pick-up line?

                            Originally posted by Blzer
                            Or like this:

                            http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i177...1198041511.jpg

                            (which is of course the ultimate way to pick up a chick)
                            Soooooo annoying!
                            "Hard work beats talent, when talent isn't working hard.”

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                            • skitch
                              Fear Ameer
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 12349

                              #89
                              Re: What's your pick-up line?

                              Originally posted by longshadow11
                              No pick-up lines here. But, about 20 years ago, a hot little asian chick was walking by in a club; I grabbed her hand and said, "You're with me now." I couldn't believe it worked. As we all know, confidence is 99% of what gets the ladies.
                              Try that nowadays... and you'd get pepper sprayed and get the cops called.

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                              • The 24th Letter
                                ERA
                                • Oct 2007
                                • 39373

                                #90
                                Re: What's your pick-up line?

                                "hey you with the face, comeeeerrrreeeee"

                                works everytime

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