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  • The C
    Banned
    • Apr 2005
    • 7538
    #31
    Re: What's your pick-up line?

    So $50 for an hour? Deal.

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      • XboxRocks1991
        MVP
        • Jun 2003
        • 1927
        #32
        Re: What's your pick-up line?

        Originally posted by TheLetterZ
        Hi. Want to see my abs?
        Always helps if u look anything like this tho...

        http://a517.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...1cb54670f4.jpg
        Michael Phelps for 8 gold medals in Beijing 2008
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        AIM-NextGenHotShot

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          • Blzer
            Resident film pundit
            • Mar 2004
            • 42515
            #33
            Re: What's your pick-up line?

            Or like this:

            http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i177...1198041511.jpg

            (which is of course the ultimate way to pick up a chick)
            Samsung PN60F8500 PDP / Anthem MRX 720 / Klipsch RC-62 II / Klipsch RF-82 II (x2) / Insignia NS-B2111 (x2) / SVS PC13-Ultra / SVS SB-2000 / Sony MDR-7506 Professional / Audio-Technica ATH-R70x / Sony PS3 & PS4 / DirecTV HR44-500 / DarbeeVision DVP-5000 / Panamax M5400-PM / Elgato HD60

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              • Scottdau
                Banned
                • Feb 2003
                • 32580
                #34
                Re: What's your pick-up line?

                Originally posted by Blzer
                Or like this:

                http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i177...1198041511.jpg

                (which is of course the ultimate way to pick up a chick)
                I swear to god if people don't stop doing this I am going find them and kill them!

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                  • jmood88
                    Sean Payton: Retribution
                    • Jul 2003
                    • 34639
                    #35
                    Re: What's your pick-up line?

                    What's big, black, and tears things in half? My dick, now lay down.

                    And the classic, you wanna be my girl, you gotta wipe me down da da da da da da da da
                    Last edited by jmood88; 12-19-2007, 01:30 AM.
                    Originally posted by Blzer
                    Let me assure you that I am a huge proponent of size, and it greatly matters. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.

                    If I went any bigger, it would not have properly fit with my equipment, so I had to optimize. I'm okay with it, but I also know what I'm missing with those five inches. :)

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                      • jmood88
                        Sean Payton: Retribution
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 34639
                        #36
                        Re: What's your pick-up line?

                        Originally posted by dossier
                        Swear to god I've heard this one:

                        What's up ma, wanna book it?

                        Like the guy thought that the instant he say's what up ma, he gonna get in her pants.
                        This girl I know said that some random guy was staring at her then said that he lost her number and asked if he could have it.
                        Originally posted by Blzer
                        Let me assure you that I am a huge proponent of size, and it greatly matters. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.

                        If I went any bigger, it would not have properly fit with my equipment, so I had to optimize. I'm okay with it, but I also know what I'm missing with those five inches. :)

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                          • jmood88
                            Sean Payton: Retribution
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 34639
                            #37
                            Re: What's your pick-up line?

                            Originally posted by dkgojackets
                            If I flip this coin, what are the odds of me getting head?
                            Lmao
                            Originally posted by Blzer
                            Let me assure you that I am a huge proponent of size, and it greatly matters. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.

                            If I went any bigger, it would not have properly fit with my equipment, so I had to optimize. I'm okay with it, but I also know what I'm missing with those five inches. :)

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                              • mgoblue
                                Go Wings!
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 25477
                                #38
                                Re: What's your pick-up line?

                                "Wanna go back to my room and see this awesome MS Paint I did of you?"

                                Women love artists
                                Nintendo Switch Friend Code: SW-7009-7102-8818

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                                  • Vince
                                    Bow for Bau
                                    • Aug 2002
                                    • 26017
                                    #39
                                    Re: What's your pick-up line?

                                    excuse me you dropped your pocket.
                                    @ me or dap me

                                    http://twitter.com/52isthemike

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                                      • Herbsinator
                                        All Star
                                        • Sep 2003
                                        • 4573
                                        #40
                                        Re: What's your pick-up line?

                                        Originally posted by XboxRocks1991
                                        Always helps if u look anything like this tho...

                                        http://a517.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...1cb54670f4.jpg
                                        You are so gay.

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                                          • Scottdau
                                            Banned
                                            • Feb 2003
                                            • 32580
                                            #41
                                            Re: What's your pick-up line?

                                            Originally posted by Herbsinator
                                            You are so gay.
                                            LMAO, All I will say is some day when you get older Rock you will get a chest! lol

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                                              • Acid
                                                Mr. Brightside
                                                • May 2003
                                                • 16954
                                                #42
                                                Re: What's your pick-up line?

                                                Originally posted by Scottd
                                                LMAO, All I will say is some day when you get older Rock you will get a chest! lol
                                                Do you mean a gut?

                                                I hope XboxRocks doesn't get a chest....ever.
                                                Blind to this impending fate
                                                We let the world carry our weight
                                                It's back breaks with every mile
                                                But we all live in denial

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                                                  • Chaos81
                                                    Hall Of Fame
                                                    • Mar 2004
                                                    • 17150
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: What's your pick-up line?

                                                    Originally posted by Acid
                                                    I hope XboxRocks doesn't get a chest....ever.
                                                    You don't think that'd be funny?

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                                                      • Scottdau
                                                        Banned
                                                        • Feb 2003
                                                        • 32580
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: What's your pick-up line?

                                                        Originally posted by Acid
                                                        Do you mean a gut?

                                                        I hope XboxRocks doesn't get a chest....ever.
                                                        No I mean chest, he is little. When he hit puberty he should develop some muscle for his chest.

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                                                          • Acid
                                                            Mr. Brightside
                                                            • May 2003
                                                            • 16954
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: What's your pick-up line?

                                                            I'm just going to do my best and erase the last couple of posts from my mind.
                                                            Blind to this impending fate
                                                            We let the world carry our weight
                                                            It's back breaks with every mile
                                                            But we all live in denial

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