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  • stewaat

    #16
    Re: What's your pick-up line?

    Originally posted by dkgojackets
    If I flip this coin, what are the odds of me getting head?
    Mentally noted

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    • TheMatrix31
      RF
      • Jul 2002
      • 52906

      #17
      Re: What's your pick-up line?

      Originally posted by dkgojackets
      If I flip this coin, what are the odds of me getting head?
      LOL

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      • Scottdau
        Banned
        • Feb 2003
        • 32580

        #18
        Re: What's your pick-up line?

        When I am at the nude beach they come up to me and talk and then go back to my place. When I am at a mall I come up to them and talk, pull down my pants and then we go to my place together. It works real good.

        On the real I am glad I am married!

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        • Briman123
          MVP
          • Oct 2004
          • 1361

          #19
          Re: What's your pick-up line?

          Originally posted by dkgojackets
          If I flip this coin, what are the odds of me getting head?
          Hmm... Is that a variation of this one?

          Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours

          Another one:

          You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
          18-1 hell of a season regardless

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          • Acid
            Mr. Brightside
            • May 2003
            • 16954

            #20
            Re: What's your pick-up line?

            Originally posted by Scottd
            When I am at the nude beach they come up to me and talk and then go back to my place. When I am at a mall I come up to them and talk, pull down my pants and then we go to my place together. It works real good.

            On the real I am glad I am married!
            As long as your pickup lines don't involve typing, you stand a pretty good chance.
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            • Scottdau
              Banned
              • Feb 2003
              • 32580

              #21
              Re: What's your pick-up line?

              Originally posted by Acid
              As long as your pickup lines don't involve typing, you stand a pretty good chance.
              Yeah I just can't type and write. I don't know why.

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              • BunnyHardaway
                Banned
                • Nov 2004
                • 15195

                #22
                Re: What's your pick-up line?

                "Lets go back to my place and make sexy time."

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                • XboxRocks1991
                  MVP
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 1927

                  #23
                  Re: What's your pick-up line?

                  Your name is ______________(insert name) but may i call you "tonight?"
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                  AIM-NextGenHotShot

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                  • TheLetterZ
                    All Star
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 6752

                    #24
                    Re: What's your pick-up line?

                    Hi. Want to see my abs?

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                    • larrygiterdone
                      MVP
                      • Jul 2005
                      • 3037

                      #25
                      Re: What's your pick-up line?

                      Wanna ****?

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                      • Herbsinator
                        All Star
                        • Sep 2003
                        • 4573

                        #26
                        Re: What's your pick-up line?

                        It's a thick 3"

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                        • Blzer
                          Resident film pundit
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 42515

                          #27
                          Re: What's your pick-up line?

                          "You must work at Subway, because you just gave me a footlong."
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                          • absoluticris
                            Dynamite!
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 589

                            #28
                            Re: What's your pick-up line?

                            you have an a** like a loaf of bread.

                            can i have a slice?
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                            • DaveDQ
                              13
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 7664

                              #29
                              Re: What's your pick-up line?

                              I always say to my wife.."Do you have any Italian in you.........Do you want some?
                              Being kind, one to another, never disappoints.

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                              • Shaver
                                Legend
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 10148

                                #30
                                Re: What's your pick-up line?

                                "Hi. I'm the Managing Editor at the #1 Source for Sports Gaming on the Internet."

                                That **** is like panty remover!!!!
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