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  • The 24th Letter
    ERA
    • Oct 2007
    • 39373

    #1

    A Direct Manlaw Violation

    there are twelve urinals lined up in my jobs bathroom....
    there is no one in the bathroom, and I select the urinal all the way at the end to do my thing....

    all the sudden.....

    a gentleman walks in and chooses the one RIGHT NEXT to mine to use the bathroom!! and then has the nerve to say "whats going on maaaaaaan!?" while hes there

    WTF!!?
    direct manlaw violation! /rant

    has anyone else suffered through any other manlaw violations like this?
  • NoleFan
    Hall Of Fame
    • Aug 2002
    • 12855

    #2
    Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

    This is a direct manlaw violation. Lemme ask you this though. If the urinals in the restrooms at work are separated by dividers, are you still required to leave space between you? I always leave that space but it's something I've been pondering. Heck, if there are only 2 urinals in the restroom and one is being used, I'll go into a stall or wait for lil' buddy to leave the urinal.
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    • nymets3000
      Rookie
      • Nov 2005
      • 349

      #3
      Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

      If there are dividers, it is ok to stand next someone, but it's still better to use another one further away. If there are only 2 urinals, then you need to wait for the other guy to finish. 2 urinals is one of the dumbest ideas ever.

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      • heelsman22
        MVP
        • Dec 2003
        • 1257

        #4
        Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

        It should be a federal law to put up dividers between urinals.

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        • The 24th Letter
          ERA
          • Oct 2007
          • 39373

          #5
          Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

          Originally posted by NoleFan
          This is a direct manlaw violation. Lemme ask you this though. If the urinals in the restrooms at work are separated by dividers, are you still required to leave space between you? I always leave that space but it's something I've been pondering. Heck, if there are only 2 urinals in the restroom and one is being used, I'll go into a stall or wait for lil' buddy to leave the urinal.
          if there are dividers, and all the other urinals are unoccupied.....your still pushing it but I wouldnt say its a direct violation

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          • dkgojackets
            Banned
            • Mar 2005
            • 13816

            #6
            Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

            Two violations IMO, both selection and etiquette.

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            • Husker_OS
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              • Jun 2003
              • 21459

              #7
              Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

              The worst though? When you're peeing at a house party and some drunk *** walks in and uses the sink to pee. And then to compound the violation, the dude ALWAYS looks and says, "Whatsup". No matter how drunk I get, I never pull this. That's for chicks.
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              • dkgojackets
                Banned
                • Mar 2005
                • 13816

                #8
                Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

                Still beats the drunk who just walks in, pulls it out, and pisses all over the floor.

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                • NoleFan
                  Hall Of Fame
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 12855

                  #9
                  Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

                  Originally posted by The 24th Letter
                  if there are dividers, and all the other urinals are unoccupied.....your still pushing it but I wouldnt say its a direct violation
                  Yeah, I agree. And, you never talk to your neighbor.
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                  • countryboy
                    Growing pains
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 52715

                    #10
                    Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

                    Originally posted by dkgojackets
                    Still beats the drunk who just walks in, pulls it out, and pisses all over the floor.
                    How many times do I have to say I am sorry?


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                    • countryboy
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                      • Sep 2003
                      • 52715

                      #11
                      Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

                      Originally posted by NoleFan
                      Yeah, I agree. And, you never talk to your neighbor.
                      Yeah, the last thing I want to do with my "member" in my hand is have a conversation. Just ask my girlfriend.
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                      • jmood88
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                        • Jul 2003
                        • 34639

                        #12
                        Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

                        I was in a bathroom once and some guy who must've been drunk or something somehow got the door unlocked(it was just a one stall room) and even though he saw me in there closed the door and tried to lock it. I ran my *** out of there quick.
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                        • countryboy
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                          • Sep 2003
                          • 52715

                          #13
                          Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

                          Originally posted by jmood88
                          I was in a bathroom once and some guy who must've been drunk or something somehow got the door unlocked(it was just a one stall room) and even though he saw me in there closed the door and tried to lock it. I ran my *** out of there quick.
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                          • Sandman42
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                            • Aug 2004
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                            Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

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                            • stewaat

                              #15
                              Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

                              I think my job bathroom is in violation. They do a great job of having the two urinals opposite from each other...BUT...the two toilets are RIGHT next to each other. There's a ton of room in one of the stalls and the pot is like 2 feet from the other dude. It's ridiculous.

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