A Direct Manlaw Violation

[The 24th Letter]

there are twelve urinals lined up in my jobs bathroom....
there is no one in the bathroom, and I select the urinal all the way at the end to do my thing....

all the sudden.....

a gentleman walks in and chooses the one RIGHT NEXT to mine to use the bathroom!! and then has the nerve to say "whats going on maaaaaaan!?" while hes there

WTF!!?
direct manlaw violation! /rant

has anyone else suffered through any other manlaw violations like this?

[NoleFan]

Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

This is a direct manlaw violation. Lemme ask you this though. If the urinals in the restrooms at work are separated by dividers, are you still required to leave space between you? I always leave that space but it's something I've been pondering. Heck, if there are only 2 urinals in the restroom and one is being used, I'll go into a stall or wait for lil' buddy to leave the urinal.

[nymets3000]

Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

If there are dividers, it is ok to stand next someone, but it's still better to use another one further away. If there are only 2 urinals, then you need to wait for the other guy to finish. 2 urinals is one of the dumbest ideas ever.

[heelsman22]

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It should be a federal law to put up dividers between urinals.

[The 24th Letter]

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This is a direct manlaw violation. Lemme ask you this though. If the urinals in the restrooms at work are separated by dividers, are you still required to leave space between you? I always leave that space but it's something I've been pondering. Heck, if there are only 2 urinals in the restroom and one is being used, I'll go into a stall or wait for lil' buddy to leave the urinal.

if there are dividers, and all the other urinals are unoccupied.....your still pushing it but I wouldnt say its a direct violation

[dkgojackets]

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Two violations IMO, both selection and etiquette.

[Husker_OS]

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The worst though? When you're peeing at a house party and some drunk *** walks in and uses the sink to pee. And then to compound the violation, the dude ALWAYS looks and says, "Whatsup". No matter how drunk I get, I never pull this. That's for chicks.

[dkgojackets]

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Still beats the drunk who just walks in, pulls it out, and pisses all over the floor.

[NoleFan]

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if there are dividers, and all the other urinals are unoccupied.....your still pushing it but I wouldnt say its a direct violation

Yeah, I agree. And, you never talk to your neighbor.

[countryboy]

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Still beats the drunk who just walks in, pulls it out, and pisses all over the floor.

How many times do I have to say I am sorry?

[countryboy]

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Yeah, I agree. And, you never talk to your neighbor.

Yeah, the last thing I want to do with my "member" in my hand is have a conversation. Just ask my girlfriend.

[jmood88]

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I was in a bathroom once and some guy who must've been drunk or something somehow got the door unlocked(it was just a one stall room) and even though he saw me in there closed the door and tried to lock it. I ran my *** out of there quick.

[countryboy]

Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

I was in a bathroom once and some guy who must've been drunk or something somehow got the door unlocked(it was just a one stall room) and even though he saw me in there closed the door and tried to lock it. I ran my *** out of there quick.

Larry Craig tried to get you to?

That man will stop at nothing.

[Sandman42]

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[stewaat]

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I think my job bathroom is in violation. They do a great job of having the two urinals opposite from each other...BUT...the two toilets are RIGHT next to each other. There's a ton of room in one of the stalls and the pot is like 2 feet from the other dude. It's ridiculous.