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  • Cebby
    Banned
    • Apr 2005
    • 22327

    #7051
    Re: OS Off Topic

    Originally posted by JJLinn
    no...she's ignoring me now. Sometimes I wish I didn't have to deal with her **** and watch what I say so I don't make her mad.
    Just put your penis inside of her and never talk to her again.

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    • ThreeKing
      Banned
      • Aug 2007
      • 5852

      #7052
      Re: OS Off Topic

      Originally posted by ProfessaPackMan
      I swear this absolutely nothing worse than going to the club, meeting a fine *** woman, and you're trying to get her number but then her fat, ugly friend comes and **** blocks the **** outta you.

      There needs to be laws for this type of stuff.

      PFFT.

      I've seen this a million times. What you have to do is get a buddy who is willing to tap the fat one. Then you're golden.

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      • ProfessaPackMan
        Bamma
        • Mar 2008
        • 63852

        #7053
        Re: OS Off Topic

        Originally posted by csujd
        Where was your wing man?? Epic fail on his part!
        Originally posted by ThreeKing
        PFFT.

        I've seen this a million times. What you have to do is get a buddy who is willing to tap the fat one. Then you're golden.
        I was on a solo mission. My homeboy was trying to get another girl's number(which he succeeded at without the interference)so I went by myself to her.

        Everything was going good and then I ask her for number, and right when she gives me the area code, her big *** comes strolling through talking about, "Oh we gotta go". So I'm like "Ok, take your big *** home then and she'll be with you when she finish."

        So then she just starts grabbing her(girl I was getting at)getting ready to leave and I said F it. I wasn't bout to go chase after her in this cold lol.
        #RespectTheCulture

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        • GoodVela
          Rookie
          • Nov 2008
          • 309

          #7054
          Re: OS Off Topic

          Originally posted by Cebby
          Just put your penis inside of her and never talk to her again.
          I've got Pepsi all over my screen now, thanks!
          When I was just a little boy
          I asked my father what would he be
          Is he like Wrighty, or Titi henry?
          Here’s what he said to me
          oh Vela Vela, our Mexican superstar
          He’s better than Lou Saha
          oh Vela Vela…

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          • GoodVela
            Rookie
            • Nov 2008
            • 309

            #7055
            Re: OS Off Topic

            Originally posted by The C

            Did you tell her the Aristocrats joke?
            What joke is that? I keep hearing about it. Is it suitable to post here? If not can you pm it to me?
            When I was just a little boy
            I asked my father what would he be
            Is he like Wrighty, or Titi henry?
            Here’s what he said to me
            oh Vela Vela, our Mexican superstar
            He’s better than Lou Saha
            oh Vela Vela…

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            • CS10029
              Th* *p*r*t**n *f Sp*rts
              • Feb 2004
              • 4616

              #7056
              Re: OS Off Topic

              Bruins/Habs. Nothing better than that. Then playing some hockey at 11. Good stuff.

              I was supposed to hangout with some girl, but I picked the Bruins instead.

              I swear I tried to get her to come over and watch the game.
              I don't like the Yankees, I like the Red Sox, I don't like the Lakers, I like the Celtics, I hate the Canadiens and I love the Bruins. Soccer is the best sport on Earth, but most Americans are too ignorant to realize it. I am American.

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              • Psyblast
                2023 National Champions
                • Jun 2003
                • 42582

                #7057
                Re: OS Off Topic

                Originally posted by Altimus
                Went to Medieval Times tonight... some might know what it is others might not, if you don't know it is a dinner and a show in Medieval times. Knights fighting etc.

                One of the Knights was a buddy of mine that was on my basketball team in high school. When they introduced the knights in the beginning and he rode out on his horse, I was like damn, I played basketball with this dude.

                During the "battles", he got knocked down from his horse and I yelled get up quicks. His nickname the coach gave him. He heard me and and looked and gave me that holy crap look.

                Pretty cool and random to meet a old teammate in an event like this. lol


                I went there when I went to Chicago for a class trip five or so years ago. Fun times, even though I was fighting a stomach flu.

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                • Mo
                  SSN
                  • May 2003
                  • 11425

                  #7058
                  Re: OS Off Topic

                  Just saw that Scrubs returns Jan 6th. That just made my day.
                  Don't you EVER read my blog? It's gotten a lot better.

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                  • Double Eights
                    Banned
                    • Nov 2005
                    • 5733

                    #7059
                    Re: OS Off Topic

                    Originally posted by miget33
                    Just saw that Scrubs returns Jan 6th. That just made my day.
                    Fantastic news.

                    I've been craving new episodes

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                    • Scottdau
                      Banned
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 32580

                      #7060
                      Re: OS Off Topic

                      I really like GNR new CD. Also, can't wait foe Sharks against AO tonight!

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                      • OSUFan_88
                        Outback Jesus
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 25642

                        #7061
                        Re: OS Off Topic

                        Originally posted by Cebby
                        Just put your penis inside of her and never talk to her again.


                        Great words of Wisdom from Cebby.
                        Too Old To Game Club

                        Urban Meyer is lol.

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                        • callmetaternuts
                          All Star
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 7045

                          #7062
                          Re: OS Off Topic

                          Originally posted by miget33
                          Just saw that Scrubs returns Jan 6th. That just made my day.
                          I heard that a few days ago and was ecstatic, its gonna be great, as usual.

                          Im amazed at Myron Rolle winning the Rhodes scholarship. Has nothing to do with FSU, but the fact that an athlete at a big time school, that plays a big time sport, was able to win this thing, congrats to him.
                          Check out my Tampa Bay Buccaneers CFM Thread.

                          You too can be a 5* recruit at FSU.......

                          Originally posted by TwelveozPlaya21
                          add worthless Xavier Lee to that list..
                          Originally posted by MassNole
                          CFL here he comes. Pfft, wait that would require learning a playbook. McDonalds here he comes.

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                          • ChubbyBanana
                            Don't Trust Influencers
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 7071

                            #7063
                            Re: OS Off Topic

                            JJ we need you to remember that joke before we can give you some advice.

                            Originally posted by ProfessaPackMan
                            So I'm like "Ok, take your big *** home then and she'll be with you when she finish."
                            If you did in fact say this word for word then
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                            • BunnyHardaway
                              Banned
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 15195

                              #7064
                              Re: OS Off Topic

                              Originally posted by ChubbyBanana
                              JJ we need you to remember that joke before we can give you some advice.



                              If you did in fact say this word for word then
                              Well I was supposed to go up to visit her yesterday and she was like "what are we gonna do since we're both broke?" and I said "drive around, watch a movie, have sex" in a joking tone, and she flipped out. She's still not talking to me.

                              In other news, I have 2 ulcers in my mouth and they hurt like ****.

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                              • GoodVela
                                Rookie
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 309

                                #7065
                                Re: OS Off Topic

                                Originally posted by JJLinn

                                In other news, I have 2 ulcers in my mouth and they hurt like ****.
                                Gargle with warm salt water and get some orajel.

                                I hate ulcers. I also hate when you bite the inside of your cheek. It almost heals and you go and bite it again in the same spot.
                                When I was just a little boy
                                I asked my father what would he be
                                Is he like Wrighty, or Titi henry?
                                Here’s what he said to me
                                oh Vela Vela, our Mexican superstar
                                He’s better than Lou Saha
                                oh Vela Vela…

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