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  • TMagic
    G.O.A.T.
    • Apr 2007
    • 7550

    #1

    What Stupid Questions Have Been Asked To You?

    So today I'm chillen with a friend and one of his friends.

    So while we're talking about random stuff the dude asks, "You got a girlfriend?"

    I say, "Yeah."

    "O....She look good?"

    ???????

    WTF Man!?!?!? What kind of question is that? What kind of answer did he expect to hear?

    "No. She aight. I could do better." Or "No. I like ugly, fat, sloppy chicks with an eyepatch." The second answer was the one I actually gave him.


    So how bout you guys? What stupid questions have you been asked?

    This should be fun...lol
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  • youvalss
    ******
    • Feb 2007
    • 16602

    #2
    Re: What Stupid Questions Have Been Asked To You?

    Sounds like an "American Pie" conversation...LOL
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    • CMH
      Making you famous
      • Oct 2002
      • 26203

      #3
      Re: What Stupid Questions Have Been Asked To You?

      The one I've heard quite a few times.

      I pick up my house phone.

      Sometime within the first minute of the conversation.

      "Are you home?"

      I think the last time I didn't even answer the question. I just stayed quiet. Or maybe that's what I want to do next time.
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      • SqueakyD
        MVP
        • May 2003
        • 2015

        #4
        Re: What Stupid Questions Have Been Asked To You?

        This one wasn't asked to me, but I witnessed a buddy ask this girl at the cafeteria back in college...

        Guy: "Hey, what are you doing here!?"
        Girl: "Uhh... having dinner?"

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        • ESPNdeportes
          MVP
          • Jul 2002
          • 3459

          #5
          Re: What Stupid Questions Have Been Asked To You?

          I had a buddy in college who worked at White Castle, usually manning the drive thru. One night, around 3 AM, a dude pulled up and asked "Uhh, yeah, how many are in the 10-sack?"
          Last edited by ESPNdeportes; 06-03-2008, 05:54 PM.
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          • Gotmadskillzson
            Live your life
            • Apr 2008
            • 23442

            #6
            Re: What Stupid Questions Have Been Asked To You?

            Here's your sign !

            Yeah I love it when people see you eating and say what you doing ?

            Or you at the gas station pumping gas and somebody will say "You getting gas ?"

            Or you sleeping and somebody wakes you up and say " Are you sleeping ? "

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            • SpacemanSpiff
              MVP
              • Mar 2005
              • 1279

              #7
              Re: What Stupid Questions Have Been Asked To You?

              "Can you image if Kimbo Slice played in the NFL?"

              Kind of a combination of the misuse of the word image and the concept itself.
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              • joshuar9476
                MVP
                • Feb 2006
                • 1880

                #8
                Re: What Stupid Questions Have Been Asked To You?

                i get tons as the manager of a pizza place ... i got one yesterday ....

                what comes on your sausage pizza?
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                • Altimus
                  Chelsea, Assemble!
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 27283

                  #9
                  Re: What Stupid Questions Have Been Asked To You?

                  In a meeting:

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                  • Scott
                    Your Go-to TV Expert
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 20032

                    #10
                    Re: What Stupid Questions Have Been Asked To You?

                    Eating at Outback where I used to work....

                    Waitress: Hey Scott, what are you doing here?
                    Me: Um...Eating?
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                    • RAZRr1275
                      All Star
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 9918

                      #11
                      Re: What Stupid Questions Have Been Asked To You?

                      Originally posted by joshuar9476
                      i get tons as the manager of a pizza place ... i got one yesterday ....

                      what comes on your sausage pizza?
                      What did you answer?
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                      • countryboy
                        Growing pains
                        • Sep 2003
                        • 52833

                        #12
                        Re: What Stupid Questions Have Been Asked To You?

                        Originally posted by ESPNdeportes
                        I had a buddy in college who worked at White Castle, usually manning the drive thru. One night, around 3 AM, a dude pulled up and asked "Uhh, yeah, how many are in the 10-sack?"
                        I was drunk and I don't appreciate you telling that story.



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                        • countryboy
                          Growing pains
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 52833

                          #13
                          Re: What Stupid Questions Have Been Asked To You?

                          happened a while back as I don't have a house phone anymore(and this is part of the reason why)

                          I answer the phone:

                          Caller: "Is John there?"
                          Me: "no i'm sorry you have the wrong number."
                          Caller: "are you sure?"
                          Me: "wait a minute. Ahhh dammit I am the wrong house again."

                          *click*

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                          • countryboy
                            Growing pains
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 52833

                            #14
                            Re: What Stupid Questions Have Been Asked To You?

                            Walking on UofL campus one day when some religious guy was there.

                            I am walking past him.


                            Him: "Do you want to go to hell?"

                            Me: "Is that where the hookers are?"

                            Him: "Yes it is"

                            Me: "Then hell yeah I want to go!"

                            I'll leave the conversation at that.
                            Last edited by countryboy; 06-03-2008, 08:45 PM.
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                            I miss the old days of Operation Sports :(


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                            • Scott
                              Your Go-to TV Expert
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 20032

                              #15
                              Re: What Stupid Questions Have Been Asked To You?

                              Originally posted by countryboy
                              Walking on UofL campus one day when someone religious guy was there.

                              I am walking past him.


                              Him: "Do you want to go to hell?"

                              Me: "Is that where the hookers are?"

                              Him: "Yes it is"

                              Me: "Then hell yeah I want to go!"

                              I'll leave the conversation at that.
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