What Stupid Questions Have Been Asked To You?

[TMagic]

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happened a while back as I don't have a house phone anymore(and this is part of the reason why)

I answer the phone:

Caller: "Is John there?"
Me: "no i'm sorry you have the wrong number."
Caller: "are you sure?"
Me: "wait a minute. Ahhh dammit I am the wrong house again."

*click*

LOL

Man...what makes things worse is when somebody asks a dumb question and then actually will WAIT FOR THE ANSWER.

Example:

Back when the home phone was the primary means of communication, a friend would call my HOUSE NUMBER and say

Friend- "Hey man....You at home?"

Me- "............................."

Friend- ".....Hello? Hello? You there?"

Me- "Yes."

Friend- "O. Cool....You at the house man?"

Me- ".........."

Friend- ".....um...hello? You there man?"

[RAZRr1275]

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Wow. This is an interesting thread.

[davin]

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Walking on UofL campus one day when some religious guy was there.

I am walking past him.


Him: "Do you want to go to hell?"

Me: "Is that where the hookers are?"

Him: "Yes it is"

Me: "Then hell yeah I want to go!"

I'll leave the conversation at that.

Please come to OSU, maybe you can get our guy to shut up for a second.

[jmood88]

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Please come to OSU, maybe you can get our guy to shut up for a second.

Does he hang out in the oval during the summer quarter?

[SidVish]

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I've heard many stupid questions but I'll just post a couple.

I have this certain friend who always asks the waiter/waitress if a certain dish is good at a restaurant? I always tell him wtf do you expect them to say? No sir that dish tastes like ****! You might want to try something else.

One time years ago my friends and I were taking the train to a Cubs game. We had backpacks full of beer and were drinking heavily. Then this heavy set woman accidentally stepped on my foot on the train. Of course she asked "Oh I'm sorry did that hurt?" This was around 5 years ago when I was in my early 20's and a smartass so I replied, "No not at all. Don't worry about it. I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?" She became quiet, turned away and walked to the other side of the train.

[davin]

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Does he hang out in the oval during the summer quarter?

I don't know about summer quarter, I'm going home Thursday. I didn't see him a couple times last week, but it was because he changed his time. He was out yesterday. He was about 500 feet or so away from me, I'm reading up on the Vietnam war for my exam, and then this guy starts screaming about whores and hell. I'm sure he does come in the summer too, he manages to come pretty much every day. I am starting to wonder if this is actually his job or he just doesn't have one.

[pennstlbu]

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"I'd like a Whopper Meal with no onions."

"Would you like that with fries or onion rings?"

Really?

[Bighoff]

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When I working in Yosemite National Park I was asked:

"What time of night do turn off the waterfalls?"

"Where can I go to pet the bears?"

[davin]

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When I working in Yosemite National Park I was asked:

"What time of night do turn off the waterfalls?"

Everybody knows it's 11 pm.

[countryboy]

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I've heard many stupid questions but I'll just post a couple.

I have this certain friend who always asks the waiter/waitress if a certain dish is good at a restaurant? I always tell him wtf do you expect them to say? No sir that dish tastes like ****! You might want to try something else.

One time years ago my friends and I were taking the train to a Cubs game. We had backpacks full of beer and were drinking heavily. Then this heavy set woman accidentally stepped on my foot on the train. Of course she asked "Oh I'm sorry did that hurt?" This was around 5 years ago when I was in my early 20's and a smartass so I replied, "No not at all. Don't worry about it. I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?" She became quiet, turned away and walked to the other side of the train.

[countryboy]

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When I working in Yosemite National Park I was asked:

"What time of night do turn off the waterfalls?"

"Where can I go to pet the bears?"

[countryboy]

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Please come to OSU, maybe you can get our guy to shut up for a second.

that may not be a good idea. I don't have a good track record of remaining civil while talking to these guys.

[stewaat]

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Why do we look so weird in the mirror?

It was a mirror you looked at yourself to gauge your pitching mechanics. It was the flexible type of reflective outside that had been hit by foul balls several times making dents in it, therefore warping the mirror.

The kid seriously asked me why we looked distorted, except he didn't use the word distorted because he's an idiot.

He asked me about 1000 more stupid things I just can't remember. I just know that was the first thing and I immediately knew he was an idiot.

[Scott]

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Guy: *Stopped on the side of the road with a flat tire*
Girl: So you got a flat tire?
Guy: What makes you say that? I just stopped for the view.

[countryboy]

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Guy: *Stopped on the side of the road with a flat tire*
Girl: So you got a flat tire?
Guy: What makes you say that? I just stopped for the view.

alright Bill Engvall.