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  • p_rushing
    Hall Of Fame
    • Feb 2004
    • 14514

    #31
    Re: What Stupid Questions Have Been Asked To You?

    Serious question: This guy was about to be fired, but we were giving him another day to turn it around. He had to finish some documents by Wednesday EOD (its Tuesday), we ask him

    "So do you understand what you have to do?"
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    • calcutta
      MVP
      • Oct 2004
      • 1149

      #32
      Re: What Stupid Questions Have Been Asked To You?

      While walking back past the line for a water ride at a theme park with friends some guy in the line asked us, "Is the water wet?"

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      • CMH
        Making you famous
        • Oct 2002
        • 26203

        #33
        Re: What Stupid Questions Have Been Asked To You?

        I think what really gets me is the second question of a question.

        It might go something like this.

        You: "Do you want anything?"
        Me: "No."
        You: "How about some [insert words that mark you as annoying]."

        If I said I didn't want anything why would you ask if I want something right after?
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        • sportsdude
          Be Massive
          • Jul 2002
          • 5001

          #34
          Re: What Stupid Questions Have Been Asked To You?

          Originally posted by YankeePride
          I think what really gets me is the second question of a question.

          It might go something like this.

          You: "Do you want anything?"
          Me: "No."
          You: "How about some [insert words that mark you as annoying]."

          If I said I didn't want anything why would you ask if I want something right after?
          oh man this annoys me to no end in the drive-thrus.

          Me: "I'd like a junior bacon cheeseburger and a small frosty, and that's all."
          Wendy's cashier: "Do you want a drink with that?"
          Me: "No thanks."
          Wendy's cashier: "Are you sure?"
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          • Chaos81
            Hall Of Fame
            • Mar 2004
            • 17150

            #35
            Re: What Stupid Questions Have Been Asked To You?

            Originally posted by pennstlbu
            "I'd like a Whopper Meal with no onions."

            "Would you like that with fries or onion rings?"

            Really?
            That's not really a stupid question. I know people who hate onions on their burgers, but love onion rings.

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            • chestnutz6
              MVP
              • May 2007
              • 980

              #36
              Re: What Stupid Questions Have Been Asked To You?

              In class we're watching a holocaust movie. This one really, really stupid girl always asks dumb questions (like WHOS THAT right when a small character enters). The main character, a woman at Auschwitz, gets a note from one of the people who works there who is giving them information from the outside. It says "Allies land in France."

              The girl says..."what's that?"
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              • Hassan Darkside
                We Here
                • Sep 2003
                • 7561

                #37
                Re: What Stupid Questions Have Been Asked To You?

                Once when I was walking to class with this girl (who is notorious for dumb comments and questions) she asked me "Can I ask you a question? Wait, nevermind, it's kind of dumb... Okay, have you ever left and wondered if you were wearing underwear? Like seriously forgot if you put on underwear or not?"

                And the stereotypical, overdone questions like:
                "Why do black people like chicken?"
                and
                "Do all black people like chicken?"
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                • joshuar9476
                  MVP
                  • Feb 2006
                  • 1880

                  #38
                  Re: What Stupid Questions Have Been Asked To You?

                  Originally posted by RAZRr1275
                  What did you answer?
                  ummm .... sausage.
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                  • Scott
                    Your Go-to TV Expert
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 20032

                    #39
                    Re: What Stupid Questions Have Been Asked To You?

                    Originally posted by Ruff Ryder
                    Once when I was walking to class with this girl (who is notorious for dumb comments and questions) she asked me "Can I ask you a question? Wait, nevermind, it's kind of dumb... Okay, have you ever left and wondered if you were wearing underwear? Like seriously forgot if you put on underwear or not?"
                    That's not funny...It happens to me all the time
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                    • davin
                      MVP
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 2174

                      #40
                      Re: What Stupid Questions Have Been Asked To You?

                      Originally posted by countryboy
                      that may not be a good idea. I don't have a good track record of remaining civil while talking to these guys.
                      Please do come! It was great when a couple of people got him going about the bible says x and y (I'm not going to get into it), and they didn't believe him. They brought a bible (I think they had planned this) asking him to show where it said what he said. Yup, didn't exist.

                      Some of those guys just get you angry though. One guy (not sure if it was the same guy) was yelling the whole time about how the Israelis and Palestinians deserve everything that is happening because they aren't christian. I actually felt like running over there and just punching him in the face, and I'm not Israeli or Palestinian.

                      Thus, I would have no problem if you want to go all out at him.

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                      • countryboy
                        Growing pains
                        • Sep 2003
                        • 52832

                        #41
                        Re: What Stupid Questions Have Been Asked To You?

                        Originally posted by davin
                        Please do come! It was great when a couple of people got him going about the bible says x and y (I'm not going to get into it), and they didn't believe him. They brought a bible (I think they had planned this) asking him to show where it said what he said. Yup, didn't exist.

                        Some of those guys just get you angry though. One guy (not sure if it was the same guy) was yelling the whole time about how the Israelis and Palestinians deserve everything that is happening because they aren't christian. I actually felt like running over there and just punching him in the face, and I'm not Israeli or Palestinian.

                        Thus, I would have no problem if you want to go all out at him.
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                        • Darkbandit
                          Rookie
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 437

                          #42
                          Re: What Stupid Questions Have Been Asked To You?

                          Usually get asked these a couple of times a day when at work:

                          Customer: Do you work in this department? (I work in electronics and holding a stack of games/electronics merchandise)
                          Me: *Looking at said stack of merchandise and then back at the customer* Nope, I work in the pets department.

                          Another good question I get asked a couple of times a day...being us Walmart associates wear navy blue shirts and khaki pants.

                          Customer: Do you work here?
                          Me: *Looking at my clothes and name badge hanging from my neck* Nope, I am a spy for Target.

                          And last but not least if I go into the store on my day off:

                          Associate: You off today?
                          Me *Wearing t-shirt and jeans* Nope, all my other work clothes are dirty and in the wash and this is all I had to put on.

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                          • DC
                            Hall Of Fame
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 17996

                            #43
                            Re: What Stupid Questions Have Been Asked To You?

                            Originally posted by countryboy
                            Walking on UofL campus one day when some religious guy was there.

                            I am walking past him.


                            Him: "Do you want to go to hell?"

                            Me: "Is that where the hookers are?"

                            Him: "Yes it is"

                            Me: "Then hell yeah I want to go!"

                            I'll leave the conversation at that.
                            hahahahahah man what else was said
                            Concrete evidence/videos please

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                            • DC
                              Hall Of Fame
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 17996

                              #44
                              Re: What Stupid Questions Have Been Asked To You?

                              Originally posted by Ruff Ryder
                              Once when I was walking to class with this girl (who is notorious for dumb comments and questions) she asked me [I]"Can I ask you a question? Wait, nevermind, it's kind of dumb... Okay, have you ever left and wondered if you were wearing underwear? Like seriously forgot if you put on underwear or not?"
                              I think she wanted you to tear that thang up
                              Concrete evidence/videos please

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                              • ManiacMatt1782
                                Who? Giroux!
                                • Jul 2006
                                • 3982

                                #45
                                Re: What Stupid Questions Have Been Asked To You?

                                Originally posted by countryboy
                                Walking on UofL campus one day when some religious guy was there.

                                I am walking past him.


                                Him: "Do you want to go to hell?"

                                Me: "Is that where the hookers are?"

                                Him: "Yes it is"

                                Me: "Then hell yeah I want to go!"

                                I'll leave the conversation at that.
                                When one of them comes up to me, i just smile deviantly and whisper in their ear, "we are already here." and then make and evil movie villan type laugh. Usually freaks them out and they leave me alone.
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