Judging A Book By Its Cover

**The GIGGAS** · 08-21-2008, 11:17 PM

Re: Judging A Book By Its Cover

Originally posted by Chaos81

So which one is you?

I'm Harry Potter, no Guido.

**OSUFan_88** · 08-21-2008, 11:39 PM

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White rappers.

People who use a blue tooth headset when not in their car.

People who drive a beat to hell 1980's Trans AM

Quoting Jeff Foxworth, Larry the Cable Guy, or any other of those hicks.

People with nasty teeth.

Most of the unwashed people at College.

12 year old kids who think they are living "Thug Life"

**davin** · 08-21-2008, 11:47 PM

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People who retell jokes over and over again. Back in highschool during commons, I sat at a table with some friends, who were kind of friends with this one kid, Rob. All the guy would do was tell Carlos Mencia jokes or Dane Cook jokes OVER AND OVER again. The same joke, 3 times in 45 minutes. It is fine to tell the joke once or so, but three times in 45 minutes to the same people is extreme, and those who do that get a big downgrade from me. It isn't some inside joke if Carlos Mencia made it up.

**OSUFan_88** · 08-21-2008, 11:51 PM

Re: Judging A Book By Its Cover

Originally posted by davin

People who retell jokes over and over again. Back in highschool during commons, I sat at a table with some friends, who were kind of friends with this one kid, Rob. All the guy would do was tell Carlos Mencia jokes or Dane Cook jokes OVER AND OVER again. The same joke, 3 times in 45 minutes. It is fine to tell the joke once or so, but three times in 45 minutes to the same people is extreme, and those who do that get a big downgrade from me. It isn't some inside joke if Carlos Mencia made it up.

Oh Jesus, how could I forget that?

Yes, Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia lovers = never hang out with me ever.

**snepp** · 08-22-2008, 12:01 AM

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Originally posted by davin

It isn't some inside joke if Carlos Mencia made it up.

Carlos Mencia made something up of his own?

**Acid** · 08-22-2008, 12:42 AM

Re: Judging A Book By Its Cover

Originally posted by snepp

Carlos Mencia made something up of his own?

False.

**Pared** · 08-22-2008, 12:14 PM

Re: Judging A Book By Its Cover

Originally posted by callmetaternuts

What about the annoying cell phone talker. Its one thing to talk on your phone in public, no biggie, but when people are YELLING on their phone (talking loudly). Ive gone out with my wife and heard people do that, so i start yelling my conversation at her. "HEY HONEY, DO YOU WANT POPCORN OR NACHOS!!"

Doesn't that annoy your wife?

**callmetaternuts** · 08-22-2008, 12:19 PM

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Originally posted by Pared

Doesn't that annoy your wife?

It does, but not as much as having people yell on their cellphones.

**Husker_OS** · 08-22-2008, 12:37 PM

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LOL at Cebby's fast food comment and I completely agree.

-Guys who have loud exhaust systems on their trucks(honestly what's the point?)
-College kids who drive the new Range Rovers(the ones with the 20's and low profile tires)..could've gotten a BMW 7 Series but instead you got an SUV that can't go hop a curb?
-People who wear hats indoors.
-People who don't know how to drink socially
-Guys who take pick-up basketball games way too seriously.
-Anyone who pops their collar.

**Acid** · 08-22-2008, 12:41 PM

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Couples in public that insist on being all over each other.

**Stumbleweed** · 08-22-2008, 12:46 PM

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The Bluetooth people who walk around having loud conversations and end up just looking like crazy people. I understand that holding your coffee, your iPod, and your briefcase/bag/purse might be a lot for your feeble mind to handle, so just concentrate on the task at hand instead of talking to your douchebag friend (who is likely doing the same thing on the other end of the phone).

These people always walk slowly as well and have little-to-no awareness of the outside world. It makes me want to step on their heels to get their attention and then slap that dildo out of their ear the moment they turn around to give me a piece of their mind.

Oh, I also judge bicyclists who ride on the sidewalk when pedestrians are around, don't announce themselves (get a ****ing bell, you're not undercover), and just hope they'll manage to sneak past you on a sidewalk that is too narrow for a bike + person walking in the first place. They're usually the ones with the fixed-gear bikes that make NO noise while coasting, which makes it even more awesome. I'm going to walk in front of one and get a nice fat lawsuit one of these days.

And yes, it's truly remarkable how accurate of a predictor a popped collar can be of one's douchbaggery quotient.

**dkgojackets** · 08-22-2008, 02:33 PM

Re: Judging A Book By Its Cover

Originally posted by The GIGGAS

the absence of women in this pic is not surprising

**CMH** · 08-22-2008, 03:14 PM

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I judge everyone.

Also, most of these are great. I'm relieved to know that I do not think I fit into any of the mentioned categories except for the one about people that complain about people, or whatever it was.

I'm that person. I hate everyone.

**Moses Shuttlesworth** · 08-22-2008, 03:33 PM

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Originally posted by dkgojackets

the absence of women in this pic is not surprising

**Matt Diesel** · 08-22-2008, 04:07 PM

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Everyone posting in this thread....

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