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  • SqueakyD
    MVP
    • May 2003
    • 2015

    #166
    Re: Whole town as diarrhea

    I'm curious as to what Australia's drinking water guidelines are as compared to the United States.

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    • countryboy
      Growing pains
      • Sep 2003
      • 52715

      #167
      Re: Whole town as diarrhea

      I bet I never visit that ****hole of a town.
      I can't shave with my eyes closed, meaning each day I have to look at myself in the mirror and respect who I see.

      I miss the old days of Operation Sports :(


      Louisville Cardinals/St.Louis Cardinals

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      • Brandwin
        Hall Of Fame
        • Jul 2002
        • 30621

        #168
        Man CASTRATED by raccon

        http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2172612.ece

        A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.

        Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.

        “When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

        Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

        “He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

        “That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."

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        • thegoat30
          Something clever
          • May 2003
          • 240

          #169
          Re: Man CASTRATED by raccon

          *stunned silence*

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          • auburntigersfan
            Release the Kirchen
            • Aug 2006
            • 4737

            #170
            Re: Man CASTRATED by raccon

            Isn't there a thread for your strange news stories?
            WUSTL

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            • ProStylez
              Goon Squad
              • Oct 2006
              • 1988

              #171
              Re: Man CASTRATED by raccon

              He lucked out!
              Had he gotten lucky this thread would have been titled "Man Masterbated by Raccon".

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              • ChubbyBanana
                Don't Trust Influencers
                • Oct 2003
                • 7071

                #172
                Re: Man CASTRATED by raccon

                Originally posted by auburntigersfan
                Isn't there a thread for your strange news stories?
                http://www.operationsports.com/forum...ews-weird.html

                Why yes auburntigersfan you are correct, he does have his own Weird News Thread.

                Dookie, why didn't you just post this in there?
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                • The C
                  Banned
                  • Apr 2005
                  • 7538

                  #173
                  Re: Man CASTRATED by raccon

                  How about we make a rule that if a raccoon bites off a penis, or any animal bites off a penis, it gets its own thread?

                  Hell, even give it its own subsection!

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                  • Rocky
                    All Star
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 6896

                    #174
                    Re: Man CASTRATED by raccon

                    Originally posted by The C
                    How about we make a rule that if a raccoon bites off a penis, or any animal bites off a penis, it gets its own thread?

                    Hell, even give it its own subsection!
                    I agree.

                    I mean, WTF? I could see a bear or a mountain lion, but a RACOON? What the hell man?
                    "Maybe I can't win. But to beat me, he's going to have to kill me. And to kill me, he's gonna have to have the heart to stand in front of me. And to do that, he's got to be willing to die himself. I don't know if he's ready to do that."
                    -Rocky Balboa

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                    • ChubbyBanana
                      Don't Trust Influencers
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 7071

                      #175
                      Re: Man CASTRATED by raccon

                      Originally posted by The C
                      How about we make a rule that if a raccoon bites off a penis, or any animal bites off a penis, it gets its own thread?

                      Hell, even give it its own subsection!
                      I think you're missing the point.

                      No pun intended.


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                      • totalownership
                        Banned
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 3838

                        #176
                        Re: Man CASTRATED by raccon

                        WOW, just WOW.

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                        • Brandwin
                          Hall Of Fame
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 30621

                          #177
                          Police hired actors to rob bank



                          Police chiefs in China have been slammed for hiring actors to rob a bank as a training exercise - without telling anyone else.

                          Only the director and the deputy director of the Zhenzhou police department knew it was a drill - everyone else, including the bank, thought it was a real raid.

                          Four 'robbers' rushed into the Post Office Bank, disarmed security and demanded all the people inside drop to the floor. They even snatched a customer's bag containing £20,000, reports Guangzhou Daily.

                          Critics said police officers, unaware that it was a training drill, could easily have used their guns on the fleeing robbers.

                          They were also concerned about the psychological effect on bank cashiers and customers who had been put through a traumatic situation.

                          The four robbers ran out of the bank in four different directions. But within two hours, all had been caught by different police divisions in the city.

                          A police spokesman said later that police didn't have a preset plan for the drill and all timing, location, and method of robbery were decided on the spot.

                          "The goal was to test different divisions' reaction and coordination," he said.

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                          • Cebby
                            Banned
                            • Apr 2005
                            • 22327

                            #178
                            Re: Police hired actors to rob bank

                            Horrible idea.

                            I predict 100% turnover in Chinese police chiefs in a week.

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                            • p_rushing
                              Hall Of Fame
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 14514

                              #179
                              Re: Police hired actors to rob bank

                              Did the "robbers" know no one else knew about it? They could have easily been shot and killed. I hope they got paid a lot for that.

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                              • Brandwin
                                Hall Of Fame
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 30621

                                #180
                                Woman Hopes To 'Rack' Up Bikini-Joint Bias Suit

                                She had everything a bikini-themed restaurant could want - waitressing experience, ample motivation and a more than ample bra size of 34D.

                                But pretty Melody Morales says she was still rejected for a job at Times Square's Hawaiian Tropic Zone - because she was too "ghetto."

                                "We will not hire you because you have a speech problem," a Hawaiian Tropic Zone manager told Morales, according to her million-dollar Manhattan Supreme Court discrimination lawsuit. "You have a Latin accent. You don't speak white."

                                Morales countered, "I'm 5-foot-6. I'm slim and slender. I got boobs. OK? I was perfect for the job."

                                The restaurant is already reeling from a $600 million federal lawsuit from October in which four waitresses say management looked the other way while a general manager sexually harassed and assaulted them.

                                Discrimination was the sole reason she didn't get a job, says Morales, a 21-year-old Upper West Sider whose father is Puerto Rican and mother is Dominican.

                                On repeated trips to the restaurant, waitresses would tell her they were hiring, she said. But managers would always tell her there were no openings.

                                Finally, in a June phone call overheard by her mother, managers named "Rick" and "Frank" spilled the truth, the lawsuit alleges.

                                "You are ghetto," Frank allegedly told her.

                                Morales concedes she has a Latin accent. But as a US citizen - New York-born and raised - she says her English is fine.

                                Besides, it had been her dream, she says, to carry plates of the restaurant's signature crispy-chicken lollipops and hung beef while wearing a bikini and sarong.

                                "I just love the idea of working in a bikini," said Morales, who said she is now reduced to working at a bikini bar in the Westchester town of Ossining. "It was my dream job."

                                Morales' lawyer, Derek Smith, said she's seeking $500 a day - or $130,000 a year - for every year she could reasonably be expected to have worked there, plus punitive damages that could total more than million dollars.

                                Hawaiian Tropic Zone lawyer James Rosenzweig said, "We are an equal-opportunity employer and find this claim to be without merit."

                                Source & Picture: http://www.nypost.com/seven/01282009..._up_152348.htm

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