Dookie's "I dunno too much" News of the Weird

[OSUFan_88]

Re: Woman Hopes To 'Rack' Up Bikini-Joint Bias Suit

Good lord, she has a bangin body with a face that looks like she was hit by a frying pan.

"I just love the idea of working in a bikini," said Morales, who said she is now reduced to working at a bikini bar in the Westchester town of Ossining. "It was my dream job."

...God Bless America...

Only in America can you have a dream job that consist of dudes looking at you while you are half naked.

[areobee401]

Re: Woman Hopes To 'Rack' Up Bikini-Joint Bias Suit

Yea sorry but you can tell she is ghetto with that face makeup the way it is.

[Maxattax3]

Re: Woman Hopes To 'Rack' Up Bikini-Joint Bias Suit

"Okay. Sorry, its not because you are ghetto. Its because you draw on your eyebrows and wear lip liner with no lipstick you gutter-butt hood rat." They should have said that.

Or they should have just hired her then paid someone to go undercover and irritate her to the point she committed an offense they could fire her over. Duh.

And you beat me to it...thats her dream job? Oh my god. Its people like this that end up winning the lottery, or getting a huge settlement. God Bless America.

[Jasong7777]

Re: Woman Hopes To 'Rack' Up Bikini-Joint Bias Suit

Her face is a little jacked up, maybe it was the way she was looking. But her body is banging, and I have a job waiting for her. :wink:

[mgoblue]

Re: Woman Hopes To 'Rack' Up Bikini-Joint Bias Suit

Being "ghetto" isn't a protected class....She has no legal complaint I think.

Think of it this way, if I was hiring for my help desk phone position, it would be important how well someone talked and verbally got points across on the phone. You can discriminate based on this.

[marshallfever]

Re: Man CASTRATED by raccon

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2172612.ece

This is beyond words..... his weener was biten off, what is he going to tell his girl when they get into bed? "Hey honey,i tried raping a racoon and now i'm penis-less"

That is very eerie; almost as eerie as Indiana itself

[Brandwin]

Re: Man CASTRATED by raccon

Just a freindly reminder, don't hide your money in your garden.

An elderly Japanese businessman buried four million dollars in his garden for safekeeping only to find it dug up by a thief, police said Thursday.
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The man in his 80s discovered the theft in October and died two months later. As he left no records, it took time for investigators to piece together the details.

The man, who was still serving on a corporate board when he died, had put cash into a container over four decades, repeatedly digging it up and then placing it back in the ground in his yard in southern Saga prefecture.

On October 10, he noticed at around 6:00 am that something was amiss.

"He noticed that there are signs that parts of his yard were dug up. Then he learned that the container in which he kept the money was gone," a local police official said.

Police were searching for the culprit behind the theft of the cash, estimated at 360 million yen (four million dollars).

"He buried the money because financial institutions are offering only low interest rates, and he thought it was better to keep his cash himself," the official said.

"He chose to bury the cash in his garden to avoid damage from possible house fires or earthquakes," he said.

The businessman had recollected that the last time he had checked the money was in the middle of 2007, the official said.

Link: http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/09012..._crime_offbeat

[Maxattax3]

Re: Man CASTRATED by raccon

Just a freindly reminder, don't hide your money in your garden.

Note to self: My ideas about the safe handling of money are misguided and outdated. Get an accountant.

Another Note to self: Call wealthiest son tomorrow

[Brandwin]

Re: Man CASTRATED by raccon

This is nuts! Man I can't believe something like this would happen.

Click here for picture. Click with caution though.

DETROIT -- This city has not always been a gentle place, but a series of events over the past few, frigid days causes one to wonder how cold the collective heart has grown.
It starts with a phone call made by a man who said his friend found a dead body in the elevator shaft of an abandoned building on the city's west side.
"He's encased in ice, except his legs, which are sticking out like Popsicle sticks," the caller phoned to tell this reporter

"Why didn't your friend call the police?"
"He was trespassing and didn't want to get in trouble," the caller replied. As it happens, the caller's friend is an urban explorer who gets thrills rummaging through and photographing the ruins of Detroit. It turns out that this explorer last week was playing hockey with a group of other explorers on the frozen waters that had collected in the basement of the building. None of the men called the police, the explorer said. They, in fact, continued their hockey game.
Before calling the police, this reporter went to check on the tip, skeptical of a hoax. Sure enough, in the well of the cargo elevator, two feet jutted out above the ice. Closer inspection revealed that the rest of the body was encased in 2-3 feet of ice, the body prostrate, suspended into the ice like a porpoising walrus.
The hem of a beige jacket could be made out, as could the cuffs of blue jeans. The socks were relatively clean and white. The left shoe was worn at the heel but carried fresh laces. Adding to the macabre and incongruous scene was a pillow that gently propped up the left foot of the corpse. It looked almost peaceful.
What happened to this person, one wonders? Murder in Motown is a definite possibility. Perhaps it was death by alcoholic stupor. Perhaps the person was crawling around in the elevator shaft trying to retrieve some metal that he could sell at a scrap yard. In any event, there the person was. Stone-cold dead.
A symbol of decay

The building is known as the Roosevelt Warehouse, once belonging to the Detroit Public Schools as a book repository. Located near 14th Street and Michigan Avenue, the warehouse burned in 1987 and caused something of a scandal as thousands of books, scissors, footballs and crayons were left to rot while Detroit schoolchildren -- some of the poorest children in the country -- went without supplies.
The building was eventually sold to Matty Moroun, the trucking and real estate mogul who is worth billions of dollars and is the largest private property owner in the state of Michigan. Among other properties, Moroun owns the decrepit Michigan Central Rail Depot that squats directly next to the warehouse. The train station has become the symbol of Detroit's decay. Like much of his property in southwestern Detroit, Moroun's warehouse and the train station are gaping sores.
The warehouse is so easily accessible, a person in a wheelchair could get in with little effort. There are holes in the fence and in the side entrance. The elevator shaft is wide open. It appears no one has ever tried to close the bay doors.
A colony of homeless men live in the warehouse. Wednesday morning a few fires were burning inside oil drums. Scott Ruben, 38, huddled under filthy blankets not 20 paces from the elevator shaft.
"Yeah, I seen him," Ruben said. The snow outside howled. The heat from the can warped the landscape of rotting buildings and razor wire.
Did he know who the dead person was?
"I don't recognize him from his shoes."
Did he call the police?
"No, I figured someone else did," he said.
"There's lots of people coming through here with cameras and cell phones. I don't got no phone. I don't got no quarter. Things is tight around here."
His shack mate, Kenneth Williams, 47, returned at that point with an armload of wood.
"Yeah, he's been down there since last month at least."
He was asked if he called the police.
"No, I thought it was a dummy myself," he said unconvincingly. Besides, Williams said, there were more pressing issues like keeping warm and finding something to eat.
"You got a couple bucks?" he asked.
Waiting for a response

There are at least 19,000 homeless people in Detroit, by some estimates. Put another way, more than 1 in 50 people here are homeless.
The human problem is so bad, and the beds so few, that some shelters in the city provide only a chair. The chair is yours as long as you sit in it. Once you leave, the chair is reassigned.
Thousands of down-on-their-luck adults do nothing more with their day than clutch onto a chair. This passes for normal in some quarters of the city.
"I hate that musical chair game," Ruben said. He said he'd rather live next to a corpse.
Convinced that it was indeed a body, this reporter made a discreet call to a police officer.
"Aw, just give 911 a call," the cop said. "We'll be called eventually."
A call was placed to 911. A woman answered. She was told it was a reporter calling. The operator tried to follow, but seemed confused. "Where is this building?"
She promised to contact the appropriate authorities.
Twenty minutes or so went by when 911 called the newsroom. This time it was a man.
"Where's this building?"
It was explained to him, as was the elevator shaft and the tomb of ice.
"Bring a jack-hammer," this reporter suggested.
"That's what we do," he said.
Nearly 24 hours went by. The elevator shaft was still a gaping wound. There was no crime scene tape. The homeless continued to burn their fires. City schoolchildren still do not have the necessary books to learn. The train station continues to crumble. Too many homicides still go unsolved.
After another two calls to 911 on Wednesday afternoon (one of which was disconnected), the Detroit Fire Department called and agreed to meet nearby.
Capt. Emma McDonald was on the scene.
"Every time I think I've seen it all, I see this," she said.
And with that they went about the work of recovering a person who might otherwise be waiting for the warm winds of spring.

[Brandwin]

Re: Man CASTRATED by raccon

Police arrest "goat" as robbery suspect

Source = http://www.vanguardngr.com/content/view/27049/42/
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It was a shocking sight yesterday as men of the Kwara State Police Command paraded a goat as an armed robbery suspect.

The goat "robbery suspect"
The goat "suspect" is being detained over an alleged attempt to snatch a Mazda car. The mysterious goat, according to the Police Public Relations Officer, Mr. Tunde Mohammed, while briefing bewildered journalists at the Force headquarters, is an armed robber who attempted to snatch the said car, Wednesday night, and later transformed into the goat in a bid to escape arrest.

He explained that men of a vigilance group in Anifowose Ipata/Oloje areas of the state capital had chased two armed robbery suspects who wanted to demobilise the Mazda car with the intention of stealing it, and

"while one of them escaped, the other was about to be apprehended by the team when he turned his back on the wall and turned to this goat. They quickly grabbed the goat and here it is.’’ Mohammed said.

The police spokesman said the goat "armed robbery suspect" will not be left off the hook until investigations into the case are concluded.

He also said that no fewer than five stolen vehicles have been recovered by the state Police Command while some suspects were also arrested. Among those arrested, he said was one Idowu Oni of Araromi area of Akure who escaped from Akure Prison.

He added that the escaped convict was arrested in Ilorin after stealing a Mazda 323 car belonging to Mrs. Henrietta Ayijesu.

He also said another armed robbery and rape suspect was in their custody, assuring that the suspects will soon appear in court.
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[Brandwin]

Re: Man CASTRATED by raccon

Child Choked on Used Condom
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A 22-month-old boy choked on a used condom in the Homewood Suites in Mount Laurel, N.J., according to a lawsuit filed by the little boy's family.

The Wolfe family of Pittsburgh, Mass. was headed home after spending the holidays in Florida and they stayed overnight in the Burlington County hotel.

The morning of their departure, the toddler apparently found a used condom in the room, left behind by previous travelers, according to the lawsuit.

The child’s mother, Amy, heard her little boy chewing and choking on the condom and tried to get it out of his mouth, but he had already “ingested the contents ” the lawsuit stated.

The Philadelphia Daily News noted the suit contends a “life threatening” item was left in the room, which put the boy at risk of getting a "sexually transmitted disease, including HIV or AIDS, or some other, potentially life threatening, potentially fatal illness."

The boy had to undergo tests and faces more testing in the future, Wolfes’ attorney Norm Hobbie told the Philadelphia Daily News.

The complaint also contends the Wolfe family, both parents and three children, have suffered mental distress.

[MassNole]

Re: Man CASTRATED by raccon

There is no such place as Pittsburgh, Massachusetts. I presume they meant Pittsfield. Either way, it was there fault for not watching their child.

[gta95]

Re: Man CASTRATED by raccon

Child Choked on Used Condom
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LOL thats literally minutes from me

[Brandwin]

Re: Man CASTRATED by raccon

If anyone cares, I am going to start posting "strange" stories on my blog, so I don't clutter the forum with nonsense.

[Blzer]

Re: Man CASTRATED by raccon

If anyone cares, I am going to start posting "strange" stories on my blog, so I don't clutter the forum with nonsense.

Trying to build up the OVR, eh?

I care, BTW.