Dookie's "I dunno too much" News of the Weird

Collapse

Recommended Videos

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Graphik
    Pr*s*n*r#70460649
    • Oct 2002
    • 10582

    #121
    Re: Dookie's "I dunno too much" News of the Weird

    Originally posted by YankeePride
    Damn, better make sure Graph doesn't come in here and read this.

    Too late. I'm already on it.
    http://neverfollow.biz (Independent Music Group)

    Comment

    • Brandwin
      Hall Of Fame
      • Jul 2002
      • 30621

      #122
      Re: Dookie's "I dunno too much" News of the Weird

      'Santa' Kills Several at Party, Then Self


      – Stinging from an acrimonious divorce, a man plotting revenge against his ex-wife dressed up like Santa, went to his former in-laws' Christmas Eve party and slaughtered at eight people before killing himself hours later.
      The Los Angeles County Coroner's office says eight bodies have been found in the rubble of the home, which he also set ablaze.

      Investigators ended their search Thursday night for other possible victims of the rampage. Authorities planned to return to the scene Friday.
      Bruce Pardo, 45, had no criminal record and no history of violence, according to police, but he was angry following last week's settlement of his divorce after a marriage that lasted barely a year.
      "It was not an amicable divorce," police Lt. Pat Buchanan said.
      Pardo chose to exact his revenge at the annual Christmas party his former in-laws held at their two-story home on a cul-de-sac in a quiet Covina neighborhood 25 miles east of Los Angeles.
      "Christmases were that special time of the year, it meant so much to them," Rosa Ordaz, a family friend of the victims, told KCBS-TV.

      In past years, a neighbor dressed as Santa Claus and entertained guests. But the neighbor had moved away and there was no Santa — until Pardo arrived about 11:30 p.m.
      The massacre began when an 8-year-old girl answered Pardo's knock at the door. Pardo, carrying what appeared to be a large present, pulled out a handgun and shot her in the face, then began shooting indiscriminately as about 25 partygoers tried to flee, police said.
      A 16-year-old girl was shot in the back, and a 20-year-old woman broke her ankle when she escaped by jumping from a second-story window. Those two, and the 8-year-old, remained hospitalized Christmas Day. All were expected to recover.
      The gift-wrapped box Pardo was carrying actually contained a pressurized homemade device he used to spray a liquid that quickly sent the house up in flames. Police said Pardo had recently worked is the aerospace industry.
      David Salgado, a neighbor, said he saw the 8-year-old victim being escorted to an ambulance by four SWAT team members as flames up to 40 feet high consumed the house.
      "It was really ugly," Salgado said.
      Another neighbor, Jan Gregory, said she saw a teenage boy flee the home, screaming, "'They shot my family.'"
      When the fire was extinguished early Thursday, officers found three charred bodies in the living room area.
      "They were met with a scene that was just indescribable," police Chief Kim Raney said. Investigators found three more bodies amid the ashes later in the day.
      None of the dead or missing have been identified. Authorities were unable to immediately determine whether the victims were killed by the flames or the gunfire.
      Following the shootings, Pardo quickly got out of the Santa suit and drove off, witnesses told police. He went to his brother's home about 25 miles away in the Sylmar area of Los Angeles. No one was home, so Pardo let himself in, police said.
      Police were called to the home early Thursday, and officers found Pardo dead of a single bullet to the head. Two handguns were found at the scene, and two more were discovered in the wreckage of his former in-laws' house.
      Investigators seeking further information about Pardo's motives have begun searching his home in the suburban Los Angeles community of Montrose.
      Pardo's next-door neighbor, who did not want her name published to protect her privacy, said he moved in more than a year ago with a woman and a child. She said they kept mostly to themselves and the woman later moved out with the child.
      Pardo was often seen walking a dog around the neighborhood and working on his lawn, the neighbor said.
      He also served regularly as an usher at evening Mass at Holy Redeemer Catholic Church in Montrose, the Los Angeles Times reported.
      Jan Detanna, the head usher at the church, was stunned when told about the violence.
      "I'm just — this is shocking," Detanna told the Times. "He was the nicest guy you could imagine. Always a pleasure to talk to, always a big smile."
      Bong Garcia, another of Pardo's next-door neighbors, told the Times he saw Pardo between 9 and 10 p.m. Christmas Eve and spoke briefly to him. Pardo told him he was on his way to a Christmas party, Garcia said.
      VIDEO http://news.aol.com/article/3-dead-a...477x1201022037

      Comment

      • RAZRr1275
        All Star
        • Sep 2007
        • 9918

        #123
        Re: Dookie's "I dunno too much" News of the Weird

        Originally posted by DookieMowf
        'Santa' Kills Several at Party, Then Self




        VIDEO http://news.aol.com/article/3-dead-a...477x1201022037
        That's terrible.
        My latest project - Madden 12 http://www.operationsports.com/forum...post2043231648

        Comment

        • DTX3
          Hall Of Fame
          • Jun 2003
          • 13022

          #124
          Re: Dookie's "I dunno too much" News of the Weird

          R.I.P Santa.

          But that is terrible.
          XBL: DTX3
          PSN: DTX987
          WII U: DodgerBlue760

          Comment

          • Brandwin
            Hall Of Fame
            • Jul 2002
            • 30621

            #125
            Re: Dookie's "I dunno too much" News of the Weird

            Angry wife jailed after biting husband's penis

            A 27-year-old Deltona woman told authorities she bit her husband's penis because she didn't want to have sex with him.

            Charris Bowers was arrested Saturday by a Volusia County sheriff's deputy, accused of misdemeanor battery. A judge set her free Sunday without requiring her to post bail.

            Her husband, Delou Bowers, today would not comment.

            According to a sheriff's office report, the Bowerses had been to a bar Friday night. Delou Bowers told authorities that when they got home, his wife began to perform oral sex on him but then began to bite his penis.

            He tried to stop her, he told a deputy, but she kept at it. He then began to punch her in the head and pushed her to the floor, and she let go, according to the arrest report.

            Charris Bowers gave the officer two versions of what happened. She first said she was sitting on the couch when her husband walked over and put his penis in her mouth, according to the report.

            "She then bit it to get him away from her," the report said.

            She later said her husband walked over with his penis exposed, and she bit it.

            Either way, the deputy saw the injury, photographed it then arrested Mrs. Bowers.

            http://www.sun-sentinel.com/orl-bk-w...0,341580.story

            Comment

            • baumy300
              Most Valuable Pepe
              • May 2005
              • 3998

              #126
              Re: Dookie's "I dunno too much" News of the Weird

              Originally posted by DookieMowf
              Angry wife jailed after biting husband's penis
              Maybe she just likes it rough?
              I post the frog
              It makes me happy
              People get upset
              It makes me sad
              I post the frog

              Comment

              • SqueakyD
                MVP
                • May 2003
                • 2015

                #127
                Re: Dookie's "I dunno too much" News of the Weird

                Originally posted by baumy300
                Maybe she just likes it rough?
                Maybe it was bite sized?

                Comment

                • baumy300
                  Most Valuable Pepe
                  • May 2005
                  • 3998

                  #128
                  Re: Dookie's "I dunno too much" News of the Weird

                  Originally posted by SqueakyD
                  Maybe it was bite sized?
                  Zing!

                  That or she had something stuck in her teeth and needed to floss...
                  I post the frog
                  It makes me happy
                  People get upset
                  It makes me sad
                  I post the frog

                  Comment

                  • DTX3
                    Hall Of Fame
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 13022

                    #129
                    Re: Dookie's "I dunno too much" News of the Weird

                    Originally posted by DookieMowf
                    Angry wife jailed after biting husband's penis
                    Damn, a simple no not tonight isn't enough these days?
                    XBL: DTX3
                    PSN: DTX987
                    WII U: DodgerBlue760

                    Comment

                    • The C
                      Banned
                      • Apr 2005
                      • 7538

                      #130
                      Re: Dookie's "I dunno too much" News of the Weird

                      Originally posted by DTX3
                      Damn, a simple no not tonight isn't enough these days?

                      Dear Ms. Manners,

                      My wife and I are having some trouble in our marriage. She never really seems to be in the mood. Other times, I don't think I communicate that I would like sexual intercourse with her. But I just don't want to come out and say it because I think that would be rude. How should I go about this?
                      Sincerely,
                      Blue Delou

                      Dear Blue Delou,

                      Wave that thing in her face. Fly it in her face like the American Flag that stood above Ground Zero. Tell her these nuts don't run! U-S-A!

                      Comment

                      • Brandwin
                        Hall Of Fame
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 30621

                        #131
                        Re: Dookie's "I dunno too much" News of the Weird

                        Originally posted by SqueakyD
                        Maybe it was bite sized?


                        Man, you kill me with your one liners.

                        Comment

                        • Brandwin
                          Hall Of Fame
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 30621

                          #132
                          The 10 most disturbing animals on Earth.

                          Click here

                          Comment

                          • WazzuRC
                            Go Cougs!
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 5617

                            #133
                            Re: The 10 most disturbing animals on Earth.

                            Hypothetically, if I saw that Giant Isopod running across my floor I'd probably be climbing up the walls.

                            And there is no way that Gecko is real lol.

                            Comment

                            • shadymouse
                              Rookie
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 240

                              #134
                              Re: The 10 most disturbing animals on Earth.

                              Nice Find... that aye- aye looks crazy

                              Comment

                              • callmetaternuts
                                All Star
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 7045

                                #135
                                Re: The 10 most disturbing animals on Earth.

                                The snake fish would be creepyu enough to find in the water, but to find it on land?
                                Check out my Tampa Bay Buccaneers CFM Thread.

                                You too can be a 5* recruit at FSU.......

                                Originally posted by TwelveozPlaya21
                                add worthless Xavier Lee to that list..
                                Originally posted by MassNole
                                CFL here he comes. Pfft, wait that would require learning a playbook. McDonalds here he comes.

                                Comment

                                Working...