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  • callmetaternuts
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    • Jul 2004
    • 7045

    #1801
    Re: OS Off Topic 2009

    Originally posted by headrulz101
    Just a question. Are the CBS shows new episodes, or repeats? I haven't been watching much TV as of late, but CBS Monday night is the only time I sit down for about two hours, and enjoy HIMYM, Big Bang, Two and a Half Men and so on.
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    • cjonesfan921
      UGH, next year
      • Jan 2005
      • 20081

      #1802
      Re: OS Off Topic 2009

      Wow. So I'm out with my portuguese girls, and two of my friends. We talk about sex, obviously. Let me just set the scene. I'm pretty sure both of my friends are still virgins, but have made out with chicks and what not, and 2 of the girls were virgins. I'm not, and one of the girls isn't but only with one guy and a couple times only apparently. So they talk about the amount of time it lasts, and they were saying 3 hours. I'm like are you guys out of your damn mind.

      It's like us guys are effin machines or something. I'm like you chicks are crazy. I'll be straight up, 45 mins was tops for me, and that seems to be about right. Obviously the first nut has a mind of it's own, and is like 10 min normally for me, the 2nd one is more controllable and you are looking at 45 mins usually.

      It didn't help that I was the only guy talking to them about it, the other 2 stayed quiet.

      These bitches are out of their damn mind!!!

      So yeah, that's my story.

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      • Husker_OS
        Champs
        • Jun 2003
        • 21459

        #1803
        Re: OS Off Topic 2009

        Originally posted by cjonesfan921
        Wow. So I'm out with my portuguese girls, and two of my friends. We talk about sex, obviously. Let me just set the scene. I'm pretty sure both of my friends are still virgins, but have made out with chicks and what not, and 2 of the girls were virgins. I'm not, and one of the girls isn't but only with one guy and a couple times only apparently. So they talk about the amount of time it lasts, and they were saying 3 hours. I'm like are you guys out of your damn mind.

        It's like us guys are effin machines or something. I'm like you chicks are crazy. I'll be straight up, 45 mins was tops for me, and that seems to be about right. Obviously the first nut has a mind of it's own, and is like 10 min normally for me, the 2nd one is more controllable and you are looking at 45 mins usually.

        It didn't help that I was the only guy talking to them about it, the other 2 stayed quiet.

        These bitches are out of their damn mind!!!

        So yeah, that's my story.


        45 minutes? That's...not very impressive.
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        • cjonesfan921
          UGH, next year
          • Jan 2005
          • 20081

          #1804
          Re: OS Off Topic 2009

          Originally posted by Husker_OS
          45 minutes? That's...not very impressive.
          Hey, I'm not a machine damn it. From every friend/cousin I've talked to, that's about their limit as well. So I'm straight.

          Plus, I'm trying to get it done, and get some TV time in man. Ha.

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          • Gibbz
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            • Aug 2005
            • 8240

            #1805
            Re: OS Off Topic 2009

            Originally posted by Husker_OS
            45 minutes? That's...not very impressive.
            After that amount of time I just want to get some sleep.

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            • WDOgF0reL1fe
              MVP
              • Apr 2005
              • 3427

              #1806
              Re: OS Off Topic 2009

              Originally posted by Husker_OS
              45 minutes? That's...not very impressive.
              I dunno what you are talking about...

              I consider myself pretty decent and I average about 45 minutes - 1 hour before "busting my nut"
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              • KingV2k3
                Senior Circuit
                • May 2003
                • 5881

                #1807
                Re: OS Off Topic 2009

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                • Husker_OS
                  Champs
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 21459

                  #1808
                  Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                  Originally posted by WDOgF0reL1fe
                  I dunno what you are talking about...

                  I consider myself pretty decent and I average about 45 minutes - 1 hour before "busting my nut"


                  He's saying 45 minutes is his longest time ever....not his average time.
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                  • Double Eights
                    Banned
                    • Nov 2005
                    • 5733

                    #1809
                    Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                    Well I just found out some interesting, and horrifying, news.

                    Since the Civil War, the American people have been living under Admiralty (or "Statutory") Law. For those of you unaware of what that is, do yourselves a favor and do a google search.

                    We've been bamboozled since the Civil War. This is an extremely serious problem, and I advise everyone to educate themselves on this.

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                    • cjonesfan921
                      UGH, next year
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 20081

                      #1810
                      Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                      I mean just about. 45-55 min whatever it is. Sure it can be like 5 hours if I pop some pills, ha.

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                      • ProfessaPackMan
                        Bamma
                        • Mar 2008
                        • 63852

                        #1811
                        Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                        Originally posted by OSUFan_88
                        Is it me or does it look like KG just floated backwards 5 feet lol
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                        • Bruins
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                          • Mar 2004
                          • 6433

                          #1812
                          Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                          Originally posted by Double Eights
                          Well I just found out some interesting, and horrifying, news.

                          Since the Civil War, the American people have been living under Admiralty (or "Statutory") Law. For those of you unaware of what that is, do yourselves a favor and do a google search.

                          We've been bamboozled since the Civil War. This is an extremely serious problem, and I advise everyone to educate themselves on this.
                          Here we go again...

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                          • Double Eights
                            Banned
                            • Nov 2005
                            • 5733

                            #1813
                            Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                            Originally posted by Bruins
                            Here we go again...
                            Whether you believe it or not, it's the truth.

                            What's that quote about leading a horse to water?

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                            • Bruins
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                              • Mar 2004
                              • 6433

                              #1814
                              Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                              Originally posted by Double Eights
                              Whether you believe it or not, it's the truth.

                              What's that quote about leading a horse to water?
                              You do know that Admiralty law and Statutory law aren't the same thing, right?

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                              • Double Eights
                                Banned
                                • Nov 2005
                                • 5733

                                #1815
                                Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                                Originally posted by Bruins
                                You do know that Admiralty law and Statutory law aren't the same thing, right?
                                Actually, they are.

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