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  • the_future420
    MVP
    • Jul 2002
    • 3086

    #4606
    Re: OS Off Topic 2009

    Originally posted by areobee401
    A girl with a small mouth and lips being a bad kisser is the least of your problems right there
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    • areobee401
      Hall Of Fame
      • Apr 2006
      • 16771

      #4607
      Re: OS Off Topic 2009

      meaning a small mouth and lips should be a red flag for something else other then kissing
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      • the_future420
        MVP
        • Jul 2002
        • 3086

        #4608
        Re: OS Off Topic 2009

        Originally posted by areobee401
        meaning a small mouth and lips should be a red flag for something else other then kissing
        Oh wow I feel like an idiot. You mean head. Yeah if the head is bad to, I may have to just break up with her because that would suck. Pun intended. She's a great girl though, never really had to deal with any problem like this before with anyother chick.

        Maybe I can mold her.
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        • slickdtc
          Grayscale
          • Aug 2004
          • 17125

          #4609
          Re: OS Off Topic 2009

          Maybe I can mold her.
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          And how does one levy a check that will result in only a slight concussion? Do they set their shoulder-pads to 'stun'?

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          • JohnnytheSkin
            All Star
            • Jul 2003
            • 5914

            #4610
            Re: OS Off Topic 2009

            Some of you guys complain about the oddest things with your women. So she sucks at kissing...maybe she hasn't kissed a lot of guys? Wouldn't that be a good thing for the chauvinist's here?

            If she was a great kisser with a big gaping maw then you'd be on here complaining about how she's probably a skank who's been around the blocks with dozens of guys giving big head, small head, curvy head, etc.

            I just don't get it.

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            • the_future420
              MVP
              • Jul 2002
              • 3086

              #4611
              Re: OS Off Topic 2009

              Originally posted by JohnnytheSkin
              Some of you guys complain about the oddest things with your women. So she sucks at kissing...maybe she hasn't kissed a lot of guys? Wouldn't that be a good thing for the chauvinist's here?

              If she was a great kisser with a big gaping maw then you'd be on here complaining about how she's probably a skank who's been around the blocks with dozens of guys giving big head, small head, curvy head, etc.

              I just don't get it.

              It's definitely not the worst problem to have, I agree. She has only had 2 boyfriends and is still a virgin, so she's definitely not as experienced as I am.

              It's just odd because I can't remember having to deal with anything like this. Every girl I've messed with has been at least a semi pro I guess.
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              • areobee401
                Hall Of Fame
                • Apr 2006
                • 16771

                #4612
                Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                I don't know how old you are but let me tell you from experience be very smart when dealing with a virgin.
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                • the_future420
                  MVP
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 3086

                  #4613
                  Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                  Originally posted by areobee401
                  I don't know how old you are but let me tell you from experience be very smart when dealing with a virgin.
                  I'm 23, will be 24 in April, she just turned 21 last week.

                  I had sex with a girl that was a virgin last year and it turned out cool, we're still friends.
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                  • ThreeKing
                    Banned
                    • Aug 2007
                    • 5852

                    #4614
                    Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                    Originally posted by the_future420
                    I'm 23, will be 24 in April, she just turned 21 last week.

                    I had sex with a girl that was a virgin last year and it turned out cool, we're still friends.
                    Damn man, poppin' all them cherries and then bookin' for the door. You sick bastard.

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                    • BunnyHardaway
                      Banned
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 15195

                      #4615
                      Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                      Originally posted by ThreeKing
                      Damn man, poppin' all them cherries and then bookin' for the door. You sick bastard.

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                      • callmetaternuts
                        All Star
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 7045

                        #4616
                        Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                        Not a good day to be at work, nasty meetings, people getting canned........woah
                        Check out my Tampa Bay Buccaneers CFM Thread.

                        You too can be a 5* recruit at FSU.......

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                        add worthless Xavier Lee to that list..
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                        CFL here he comes. Pfft, wait that would require learning a playbook. McDonalds here he comes.

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                        • DC
                          Hall Of Fame
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 17996

                          #4617
                          Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                          Originally posted by the_future420
                          So the girl I just started dating is a terrible kisser and she loves to kiss. She's gotta really small mouth and lips and I have bigger lips so when she's kissing me she does this weird chewing up and down thing on my mouth. It's like she's trying to eat my mustache.
                          Girls with small lips are never a good thing
                          Concrete evidence/videos please

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                          • ThreeKing
                            Banned
                            • Aug 2007
                            • 5852

                            #4618
                            Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                            Originally posted by callmetaternuts
                            Not a good day to be at work, nasty meetings, people getting canned........woah

                            Yeah, it's rough everywhere.

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                            • the_future420
                              MVP
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 3086

                              #4619
                              Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                              Originally posted by DCAllAmerican
                              Girls with small lips are never a good thing
                              Yeah I know right, my last girl had some DSL's. Definitely a downgrade there.
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                              • youvalss
                                ******
                                • Feb 2007
                                • 16601

                                #4620
                                Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                                Originally posted by callmetaternuts
                                Not a good day to be at work, nasty meetings, people getting canned........woah
                                Well, at least it's your birthday and you'll probably celebrate and get some presents...
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