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  • SPTO
    binging
    • Feb 2003
    • 68046

    #16
    Re: Could you fight a Dog?

    Big dogs scare the crap out of me so, no.

    I remember one time when I was younger I was riding my bike and 3 german shepherds ran loose on the street barking and chasing me. Well I peddled on my bike as fast as I can, jumped off it and ran like the Flash to my house until they left. I never ran that fast in my life before or since.

    Unfortunately the dogs ran up to my door and were banging and barking at it for a good 20 minutes until they decided to leave.
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    • trobinson97
      Lie,cheat,steal,kill: Win
      • Oct 2004
      • 16366

      #17
      Re: Could you fight a Dog?

      Originally posted by Jet Sufferer
      I'm a dog lover and also one of those kind of men who always prepare mentally for life and death scenarios.

      You may get hurt but you can fight off a dog, bop it's nose (sensitive) grab, twist, snap one of it's legs, drop all of your body weight on it, there are many ways to disable a dog quickly if you don't panic. As long as it hasn't locked on to your neck you should win rather quickly.

      Lol, I do the same thing. I always imagine a couple of deep eye gouges should do the trick. That or a nice three finger windpipe crush.
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      • Scottdau
        Banned
        • Feb 2003
        • 32580

        #18
        Re: Could you fight a Dog?

        I was attack by a pitt before as soon as it came at me I kick it right in the head. It was perfect contact. I kick that dog a couple of feet in the air and damn near killed it. It was pretty much game, set and match. But I got lucky. I also, think if you punch it right in the face and make good contact you would probably do some damage.

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        • Scottdau
          Banned
          • Feb 2003
          • 32580

          #19
          Re: Could you fight a Dog?

          Originally posted by trobinson97
          Lol, I do the same thing. I always imagine a couple of deep eye gouges should do the trick. That or a nice three finger windpipe crush.
          Sure if it is a poodle.

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          • Scottdau
            Banned
            • Feb 2003
            • 32580

            #20
            Re: Could you fight a Dog?

            Originally posted by SPTO
            Big dogs scare the crap out of me so, no.

            I remember one time when I was younger I was riding my bike and 3 german shepherds ran loose on the street barking and chasing me. Well I peddled on my bike as fast as I can, jumped off it and ran like the Flash to my house until they left. I never ran that fast in my life before or since.

            Unfortunately the dogs ran up to my door and were banging and barking at it for a good 20 minutes until they decided to leave.
            That is the time I would have grab my my Shut Gun and have some dog stew!

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            • Brian Gee
              MVP
              • Mar 2004
              • 1938

              #21
              Re: Could you fight a Dog?

              I could fight a four year old if she had the means to kill me or somebody I loved. Yes..."she". I figure, you are already fighting a four year old, the sex shouldn't matter at that point...

              So yeah, I love dogs more than anything aside from my wife, but if I had to, I would.

              That would suck though...
              The line must be drawn HERE! This far, no further!

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              • The C
                Banned
                • Apr 2005
                • 7538

                #22
                Re: Could you fight a Dog?

                I don't think so. Dogs are pretty cool animals









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                • Rocky
                  All Star
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 6896

                  #23
                  Re: Could you fight a Dog?

                  Theoretically, I think more often than not, the dog is going to get the better of the human.

                  Think about it......all you have is blunt force. You have to make a great connection for you to seriously hurt the dog. The dog has a huge advantage and weapon in it's teeth. Against a really huge dog, a person probaly couldn't withstand a fierce dog bite enough to make an impact. This of course varies on the person. Against somebody with alot of force or somebody who has a high threshold for pain, they might stand a good chance. But for a normal guy....I can't see it.

                  Now, if you could pick up something to strike the dog with, that would be a great equalizer.
                  "Maybe I can't win. But to beat me, he's going to have to kill me. And to kill me, he's gonna have to have the heart to stand in front of me. And to do that, he's got to be willing to die himself. I don't know if he's ready to do that."
                  -Rocky Balboa

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                  • Stroehms
                    MVP
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 2640

                    #24
                    Re: Could you fight a Dog?

                    I think I could kick it depending on the dog. If it was a cop dog, a kick to the jar is in order. If a random dog, same thing, kick to the jar. A dog I know, I'm going to try and calm it down or run.

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                    • Scottdau
                      Banned
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 32580

                      #25
                      Re: Could you fight a Dog?

                      Originally posted by Rocky
                      Theoretically, I think more often than not, the dog is going to get the better of the human.

                      Think about it......all you have is blunt force. You have to make a great connection for you to seriously hurt the dog. The dog has a huge advantage and weapon in it's teeth. Against a really huge dog, a person probaly couldn't withstand a fierce dog bite enough to make an impact. This of course varies on the person. Against somebody with alot of force or somebody who has a high threshold for pain, they might stand a good chance. But for a normal guy....I can't see it.

                      Now, if you could pick up something to strike the dog with, that would be a great equalizer.


                      I will beat a dogs ***. Any dog! Now if there were more than one dog. Well I would get a beat down!

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                      • Jonesy
                        All Star
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 5382

                        #26
                        Re: Could you fight a Dog?

                        Originally posted by Scottdau
                        I will beat a dogs ***. Any dog! Now if there were more than one dog. Well I would get a beat down!
                        same here. I love dogs but i would beat a dogs *** if it tried to mess with me 1 on 1.

                        2 on 1 or 3 on 1 on the other hand the dogs would have me for breakfast....

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                        • bjf1377
                          Lurker
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 6620

                          #27
                          Re: Could you fight a Dog?

                          If the dog gets a sneak attack in on me like the one did at work today, I'll get nice and bloodied, but I'll win

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                          • p_rushing
                            Hall Of Fame
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 14514

                            #28
                            Re: Could you fight a Dog?

                            I've thought about this before. I think the key is getting on the dog's back. If its a smaller dog, no real problem, but bigger dogs would be harder. Once you're on top of them, you have access to their neck, ears, and eyes. You have to stay on your feet, if the dog gets you on the ground, its over.

                            More than 1 and you better run or kill the first attacker with one shot.

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                            • Jet Sufferer
                              MVP
                              • Jul 2008
                              • 1347

                              #29
                              Re: Could you fight a Dog?

                              Originally posted by Scottdau
                              Sure if it is a poodle.
                              <img src="http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq235/bobd1241/IMG_0184-1.jpg">

                              This is my dog, Standard Poodles can be big dogs, and they are far from sissies. They're just saddled with some stupid owners who want to cut their hair funny and put bows on them.

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                              • Scottdau
                                Banned
                                • Feb 2003
                                • 32580

                                #30
                                Re: Could you fight a Dog?

                                Originally posted by Jet Sufferer
                                <img src="http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq235/bobd1241/IMG_0184-1.jpg">

                                This is my dog, Standard Poodles can be big dogs, and they are far from sissies. They're just saddled with some stupid owners who want to cut their hair funny and put bows on them.
                                That is so funny. When I wrote that I thought about my friend's dog was just like that. He was so mean to that dog as a kid. But I am sorry I can kick any dogs ***! Now it might be becasue I am undefeated in dog fights. Granted I only had one, but I think they heard about me from their doggie friends.

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