Do you read on the throne?
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No, you're not alone. I have been doing it that way for about 5 years. Just makes things less "hot 'n heavy" when dropping a deuce. I'm never going back to the old way.Comment
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I always read while on the throne, I always have the latest Car & Driver, a video game magazine, and an Eastbay catalog amongst the selections.I've heard this "patience is a virtue" junk all my life. I'm happy to say I have no virtue, no scruples, and no desire to wait too long for anything. In my humble opinion instant gratification takes too long!
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I don't think I've ever laughed as hard at a single post in my life as I just did after reading Cebby's guide to laptop pooping. I was going to find a quote for the sig in there, but I couldn't bring myself to leave any of it out. Brilliance, my friend.Comment
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Lol @ you guys needing to strip naked to drop a duece. If going number 2 requires so much physical exertion that you're sweating through your clothes you're doing something wrong. You guys need to drink some more water or something, maybe eat some more vegetables.Comment
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If I undersdtand correctly what we're talking about - then yes. And it's the only place I read on (unless I'm ill and read in bed). Usually a 20-minutes visit is an average...LOL. Books, video game booklets, magazines - you name it!My Specs:
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Always. Can't just look at a shower curtain while I'm "growing a tail". I have this book under the sink and it is the best read yet while "droppin' a stink pickle"...
http://www.amazon.com/Spin-Alternati...1682829&sr=1-2
So many stories, I just open a page and read for a few minutes. And it isn't really that alternative. Most groups of any genre are touched upon, even films of the 80's and 90's. A must have IMO.Comment
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such a wide variety of answers...
I can't shave with my eyes closed, meaning each day I have to look at myself in the mirror and respect who I see.
I miss the old days of Operation Sports :(
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usually mess with my iPHone or laptop.My Fan Page http://theusualgamer.net/MyFanPage_Heelfan71.aspx
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I don't sweat through my clothes. It just gets stuffy in there....... especially when I'm wearing 3 layers of shirts and a sweatshirt.Lol @ you guys needing to strip naked to drop a duece. If going number 2 requires so much physical exertion that you're sweating through your clothes you're doing something wrong. You guys need to drink some more water or something, maybe eat some more vegetables.Comment
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Well, I don't really do it to keep from being hot. I just think it's more comfortable. Same reason I usually sleep in boxers only.Lol @ you guys needing to strip naked to drop a duece. If going number 2 requires so much physical exertion that you're sweating through your clothes you're doing something wrong. You guys need to drink some more water or something, maybe eat some more vegetables.Comment
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I wouldn't be able to drop one with no clothes. Though, I remember a time in my teenage years, where coming (running actually) home from school, I had to crap so bad that I started tearing off my pants, while opening the front door. I basically took a crap with no pants, but with a winter jacket on. I think I could be the first to say that.Comment
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Nope. Having to deal with IBS, I'm in there enough times and just want to get it over with.MLB: Cincinnati Reds
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