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  • Crown42Royal
    Undisputed King Of Sports
    • Apr 2003
    • 775

    #1

    Where was this when I was a kid?

    I could have been a superstar if I had this back in the 6th grade.

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  • ChubbyBanana
    Don't Trust Influencers
    • Oct 2003
    • 7071

    #2
    Re: Where was this when I was a kid?

    That is pretty funny.
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    • Chaos81
      Hall Of Fame
      • Mar 2004
      • 17150

      #3
      Re: Where was this when I was a kid?

      I thought this was going to be some story about a hot teacher that slept with one of her students.

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      • youvalss
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        • Feb 2007
        • 16599

        #4
        Re: Where was this when I was a kid?

        Wow LOL! Now let's make a Dikembe one
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        • baumy300
          Most Valuable Pepe
          • May 2005
          • 3998

          #5
          Re: Where was this when I was a kid?

          The perfect player to model this after would be Ron Artest.

          If you miss a shot or show signs of poor mechanics, it would be programmed to chase you into the stands and proceed to beat the snot out of you.

          Also, if you really want to gift it to someone you don't like, you could always get them the Rodman version as well.

          If it accidentally gets knocked over it will stand up and kick them in the nuts. Plus it will never get old because every time it's inflated the color of its hair will be different.

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          • youvalss
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            • Feb 2007
            • 16599

            #6
            Re: Where was this when I was a kid?

            Originally posted by baumy300
            The perfect player to model this after would be Ron Artest.

            If you miss a shot or show signs of poor mechanics, it would be programmed to chase you into the stands and proceed to beat the snot out of you.
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            GPU: Monochrome display
            RAM: 48 KB
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            • callmetaternuts
              All Star
              • Jul 2004
              • 7045

              #7
              Re: Where was this when I was a kid?

              Couldnt you just borrow your parents blow up doll during the day and give it back to them at night?
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              • ehh
                Hall Of Fame
                • Mar 2003
                • 28959

                #8
                Re: Where was this when I was a kid?

                I guess folding chairs and cones just don't cut it anymore!
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                • SPTO
                  binging
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 68046

                  #9
                  Re: Where was this when I was a kid?

                  Originally posted by callmetaternuts
                  Couldnt you just borrow your parents blow up doll during the day and give it back to them at night?
                  Your parents had blow up dolls?

                  Is this some kind of slip of the finger and you're giving us a peek into your sordid childhood?
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                  • callmetaternuts
                    All Star
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 7045

                    #10
                    Re: Where was this when I was a kid?

                    Originally posted by SPTO
                    Your parents had blow up dolls?

                    Is this some kind of slip of the finger and you're giving us a peek into your sordid childhood?
                    Might explain the username and my deviant behaviour........
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                    Originally posted by TwelveozPlaya21
                    add worthless Xavier Lee to that list..
                    Originally posted by MassNole
                    CFL here he comes. Pfft, wait that would require learning a playbook. McDonalds here he comes.

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                    • superjames1992
                      Hall Of Fame
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 31362

                      #11
                      Re: Where was this when I was a kid?

                      Originally posted by Chaos81
                      I thought this was going to be some story about a hot teacher that slept with one of her students.
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                      • auburntigersfan
                        Release the Kirchen
                        • Aug 2006
                        • 4737

                        #12
                        Re: Where was this when I was a kid?

                        Originally posted by superjames1992
                        lmao


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                        • wtfrank83
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                          • Nov 2008
                          • 75

                          #13
                          Re: Where was this when I was a kid?

                          It says life size at 7ft. Ben isn't even that tall. Cheaters...
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                          • mgoblue
                            Go Wings!
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 25477

                            #14
                            Re: Where was this when I was a kid?

                            Forget that, I want the "Wallace" jersey...he musta felt kinda dumb having his last name on the front, but they didn't want to get the NBA licenses....

                            Oh, I'll admit to rocking on the Little Tykes basket with friends when we were 10ish...you could go all "NBA Jam" on the 5' or whatever hoop!
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                            • RAZRr1275
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                              • Sep 2007
                              • 9918

                              #15
                              Re: Where was this when I was a kid?

                              My latest project - Madden 12 http://www.operationsports.com/forum...post2043231648

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