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  • rspencer86
    MIB Crew
    • Sep 2004
    • 8806

    #31
    Re: F My Life

    Today, while working on a medical school application, I asked my mom what she thought my greatest challenge in life had been. She replied : "Trying to lose your virginity." FML

    Ryan Spencer

    University of Missouri '09
    Twitter: @RyanASpencer

    Royals / Chiefs / Kings / Mizzou / Sporting KC


    PSN: MizzouTigerrr
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    • SuperBowlNachos
      All Star
      • Jul 2004
      • 10218

      #32
      Re: F My Life

      Some good ones today

      Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML

      Today, my mom decided to give me relationship advice. She told me the key to a happy/successful relationship was "letting your man explore ALL your orifices." FML

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