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  • OSUFan_88
    Outback Jesus
    • Jul 2004
    • 25642

    #31
    Re: How Often Do You Have A #2?

    Originally posted by ThreeKing
    C'mon man. Nobody goes 3 or 4 times a day unless you downed a fifth of the Goose and finished it off with a 20 sack crave case.
    Again, if I'm going to work out/ play B-Ball, I'm taking a dump before hand.

    Then again, when I say that, I'm talking about like little nuggets and such.

    ...I fear I've said too much...
    Too Old To Game Club

    Urban Meyer is lol.

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    • GSW
      Simnation
      • Feb 2003
      • 8041

      #32
      Re: How Often Do You Have A #2?

      my boy dc spreading that good underground wellness info..

      i see you DC
      #Simnation

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      • GSW
        Simnation
        • Feb 2003
        • 8041

        #33
        Re: How Often Do You Have A #2?

        Originally posted by Jasong7777
        I think you should go twice a day if you are regular. At least once a day. I heard or read somewhere that if you are regular it should float. IDK
        you are correct sir.

        you want the poppy policeman at all times

        about 6-12 inches in length, light brown, with a "earthy", not foul, scent, and yes hes a floater.
        #Simnation

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        • slickdtc
          Grayscale
          • Aug 2004
          • 17125

          #34
          Re: How Often Do You Have A #2?

          About twice sounds right. The real question is, how long do you take? I've been told I take long dumps, but they only last around 5-10 minutes. But I also like to read and generally enjoy my alone time with my body. I think it's weird if you take a dump in one minute.
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          • ezekiel55
            Th*s F*c* C*sh*s Ch*cks
            • Nov 2003
            • 2156

            #35
            Re: How Often Do You Have A #2?

            Originally posted by ThreeKing
            I use this: http://www.gnc.com/product/index.jsp...167112.2325173

            The guy at the store told me it was his best crap cleaner.
            You likin that stuff threeking?...my buddy just started "cleansin" and told me it really has helped him out.

            The only thing I worry about is an "emergency" at work cause I hate public toilets.

            ...and to answer the question, 1-2 times a day, but mostly once.

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            • bgeno
              MVP
              • Jun 2003
              • 4321

              #36
              Re: How Often Do You Have A #2?

              Originally posted by slickdtc
              About twice sounds right. The real question is, how long do you take? I've been told I take long dumps, but they only last around 5-10 minutes. But I also like to read and generally enjoy my alone time with my body. I think it's weird if you take a dump in one minute.
              Ya... I like to take my time. I usually play a game of Tetris on my phone whilst pooping. I can't do it quick... there's a build-up with me... like, I can't just sit and squeeze one out (unless I've held it in for a while)... I have to do a LITTLE work to get it out. Then, there's the whiping.

              I don't understand how people can poop and whipe thoroughly in less than 5 minutes.
              Originally posted by DaImmaculateONe
              How many brothers does Sub-zero running around in his clothing? No one can seem to kill the right one.

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              • ThreeKing
                Banned
                • Aug 2007
                • 5852

                #37
                Re: How Often Do You Have A #2?

                Originally posted by zekey55
                You likin that stuff threeking?...my buddy just started "cleansin" and told me it really has helped him out.

                The only thing I worry about is an "emergency" at work cause I hate public toilets.

                ...and to answer the question, 1-2 times a day, but mostly once.

                I definitely like it. You know that feeling when you take that monster dump and get up from the toilet, you feel like a million bucks?? Well, that's basically how I feel twice a day.

                It's a 30 day process.

                Don't worry about the work thing. Just carry a can of renuzit with you like I do.

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                • WazzuRC
                  Go Cougs!
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 5617

                  #38
                  Re: How Often Do You Have A #2?

                  Sometimes I have to take showers after I'm through.

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                  • SuperBowlNachos
                    All Star
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 10218

                    #39
                    Re: How Often Do You Have A #2?

                    Originally posted by Joey P

                    Without OS, I would've never knew about grabbing a whole wad of tissue, to throw in the bowl, so water wouldn't splash up on my butt.

                    Thanks again fellas.
                    WOW! I have never thought of that hahaha.

                    Thank you Joey P!

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                    • DC
                      Hall Of Fame
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 17996

                      #40
                      Re: How Often Do You Have A #2?

                      Originally posted by GSW
                      my boy dc spreading that good underground wellness info..

                      i see you DC
                      Yea I was watching like 2 hours worth of videos Sunday between the College Games. My man knows his stuff!
                      Concrete evidence/videos please

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                      • GSW
                        Simnation
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 8041

                        #41
                        Re: How Often Do You Have A #2?

                        Originally posted by DCAllAmerican
                        Yea I was watching like 2 hours worth of videos Sunday between the College Games. My man knows his stuff!
                        I actually hit him up and we have talked on the phone numerous times. as well as communicated via email.

                        on top of being really educated, hes a cool dude.
                        #Simnation

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                        • countryboy
                          Growing pains
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 52838

                          #42
                          Re: How Often Do You Have A #2?

                          only on OS...only on OS

                          Oh and its twice a day when things are regular.
                          I can't shave with my eyes closed, meaning each day I have to look at myself in the mirror and respect who I see.

                          I miss the old days of Operation Sports :(


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                          • fishepa
                            I'm Ron F'n Swanson!
                            • Feb 2003
                            • 18989

                            #43
                            Re: How Often Do You Have A #2?

                            twice a day

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                            • ThreeKing
                              Banned
                              • Aug 2007
                              • 5852

                              #44
                              Re: How Often Do You Have A #2?

                              Originally posted by Rocky
                              Does anybody else find it weird that I enjoy the site of my own poop? I can sit there and look at it all day and admire the shape and curvature of it. But I am completely grossed out at the site of somebody elses poop. If I look at it too long, I feel like I got to gag.

                              You may enjoy the sight of it, but the real question is, do you enjoy the aroma?? I swear, my dumps smell like a bowl of apple-cinnamon potpourri.

                              If nobody can go into the bathroom for a good 6 hours, you left your mark.

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                              • ChiSox05
                                Rookie
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 411

                                #45
                                Re: How Often Do You Have A #2?

                                There is nothing like a nice big dump (ok maybe some things...)

                                I usually go about once or twice a day. Sometimes I am graced with a 3 poop day! haha

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