How Often Do You Have A #2?

[youvalss]

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am i the only one that usually has to piss whenever they take a dump

like at the same time?

Same here, it's 2 for 1.

[baumy300]

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*Comes into thread*




Yup, just what I thought it be.



*Quickly exits thread*

[Splitter77]

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Speaking of dropping the heat. There has been some douche at my work that leaves the *** paper on the toilet after he goes. I cant stand that.

And by the way- I usually go 2x a day. Once at work and the other at home.

[Laettner32]

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Once at my buddies apartment after we got back from a chicken wing and beer joint...I had to "lay some cable" something gave me the idea to put in a nice wad of TP first, then I dropped the bomb on top of it so there was like this floating wad of TP with a brown Kamoda dragon on top of it....

Man was he pissed...


Ha! Good times....

[youvalss]

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By the way, I got my body used to never having a #2 at work. It happened to me maybe twice as far as I can remember. #2 is for home, in my opinion!

[callmetaternuts]

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By the way, I got my body used to never having a #2 at work. It happened to me maybe twice as far as I can remember. #2 is for home, in my opinion!

Thats what im talking about. Nothing like home field advantage.

[youvalss]

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Thats what im talking about. Nothing like home field advantage.

YEAH!!!

[slickdtc]

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I can hold it for a long long time. One time when I went to Summer Camp. I held it for the whole week. I can still do that. I love that too. Some times those toilets are nasty. So I just wait until I get home.

Yeah, we went to this camp for a field trip back in 6th grade. The bathrooms were grimey as hell (there was even a frog running around in there). I held it in for the 3ish days we were there. Can't believe I did it.

I never went to the bathroom let alone took a dump at school. Too much weird **** goes on in there. The horror stories I heard... I'd rather have got caught skipping class to go home to do the dirty deed then been in there.

[RAZRr1275]

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Used to take 10-12 a day when I was a teenager. I'd also drink at least a gallon of milk every day until I was 19 or so.

I'm probably still at 4-6 a day now, gotta love that metabolism.

10-12? WTF

[ehh]

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Senior year in HS my friends were so amazed they actually charted my patterns for a few months.

My metabolism was off the chain then, I went to a nutritionist and was told to eat 11,000-12,000 calories a day to try and help put on muscle. That's a lot of eating, and naturally a lot of.......... ya know. Probably 90% of the food was junk food too, so it went in and out real quick.

[OSUFan_88]

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This thread is amazingly awesome.

Morning dump is probably the best dump of the day...

And I didn't get mine today

[Beantown]

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I haven't had a good "weight loss dump" in a few days and its really getting to me. I need to start cleansing that **** (no pun intended) or just eat healthier because everytime I try lately it's like 10 minutes of un-fulfilling agony.

[DC]

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Used to take 10-12 a day when I was a teenager. I'd also drink at least a gallon of milk every day until I was 19 or so.

I'm probably still at 4-6 a day now, gotta love that metabolism.

Ugh.......why?

[DC]

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But yea man, I think I have a lot coming.

Yesterday's consumption

Grape Nuts + Banana + Yogurt
2 Eggs
Oatmeal w/Wheat Germ
Craisins
Black beans + Brown Rice

[ehh]

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Ugh.......why?

Loved the taste of it, I'd constantly drink it. Strangely enough, I loved drinking it after playing ball or any kind of exercise. I'd get home from HS practice and chug a half gallon of milk some times, it quenched my thirst like nothing else lol.

I don't think I've bought milk in the last four years though, I'll have a small glass if I'm at my parents' house every once in a while. The stuff grosses me out now.