How Often Do You Have A #2?

[Laettner32]

Re: How Often Do You Have A #2?

I "grow a tail" around 3 times daily. Once in the A.M., once at work, and then once in the P.M. Although two "stinkpickles" is still somewhat common with me.

If anyone hasn't tried 'em, the Cottonelle moist wipes are the SH!T! They are adult wipies, and dissolve in your septic system or whatever plumbing you have. With these I have cut my TP usage in half!

Happy Crappy....

[Stumbleweed]

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Jesus, it's been a disaster area for me the last few days. I've been sick since Friday and haven't had much appetite.. I was drinking ginger-lemon-honey-cayenne tea to help my sore throat and coughing, and I think I may have inadvertently started that unholy cleanse diet, because it's been like Exorcist vomit the past few days... horrible. I've had to go three times at work today, and 4 times this morning before I showed up... If I feel the warning rumble, I gotta run to make it.

But yeah, normally once in the morning and sometimes after work, depending if I ate a real lunch during the day or not. Dinner is normally my big meal, so the 'schedule' makes sense given that.

[matt8204]

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Did you ever take a dump that made you feel like you just slept for twelve hours?

Great line from Glengarry Glen Ross.

[Chaos81]

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1.34 times per day.

[TMagic]

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I am I the only one here that has gone through this whole thread and just realized that you've just read a bunch of posts about other men's bowel movements?

I know there's got to be a better way to use my time.

[ProfessaPackMan]

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This whole thread is full of ****.


(sorry I just had to lol)

[RockinDaMike]

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about twice a day. But i like to drop a deuce quick, i hate sitting around wasting time. My dad on the other hand, will read the whole newspaper in one sitting. Amazing.

[Scottdau]

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I can hold it for a long long time. One time when I went to Summer Camp. I held it for the whole week. I can still do that. I love that too. Some times those toilets are nasty. So I just wait until I get home.

[Scottdau]

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about twice a day. But i like to drop a deuce quick, i hate sitting around wasting time. My dad on the other hand, will read the whole newspaper in one sitting. Amazing.

And probably only used two squares of toilet paper too? You got to love Dads.

[SuperBowlNachos]

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Twice a day.

In the morning to get out my supper and late night snack.

Then again around midway at 4-5 to get out my breakfast and lunch!

I have a radio in there, so if I good string of songs come on I take my time.

[MC Fatigue]

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Anywhere from 1-4 times a day. My body is kind of messed up, and I need to get it in check. I've been working on it and lost 15 pounds already.

[headrulz101]

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I usually go once or twice a day.

I love morning dumps. I get an extra twenty minutes of sleep just sitting on the bowl, waiting to drop the S-Bomb.

[OSUFan_88]

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I usually go once or twice a day.

I love morning dumps. I get an extra twenty minutes of sleep just sitting on the bowl, waiting to drop the S-Bomb.

So true. Then the next time, you can do some reading.

The only thing I hate is if you're sick, sometimes the water can splash. It's gross.

[Brandon13]

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Depends on how much I drank the night before.

Now has a reply in a soon to be epic thread.

[R3BeL]

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I like to text message while I am on the crapper.

Also, twice a day is the norm. But I usually try to do it both times at work. There aint nothing like taking a dump on company time and getting paid for it. Even if I have to go on my lunch break I'll hold it until its over just so I can do it on company time.