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"It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace
"You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer -
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ZX Spectrum
CPU: Z80 @ 3.5 MHz
GPU: Monochrome display
RAM: 48 KB
OS: Sinclair BASICComment
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This one had potential but I screwed it...oh well...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: omg
Stranger: :o
You: Hi... Dr. Dan here
Stranger: Dr. Dan
Stranger: there is a dinosaur up here :o
You: oh, that's Momma, sent her back to me
Stranger: oke
Stranger: i will do that for you
You: thanks...now what seems to be the problem Jimmy?
Stranger: Jimmy?
Stranger: i'm not jimmy
Stranger: i'm shirley
You: Hey, no need to pretend, I'm your doctor, you can be yourself with me
Stranger: oke
Stranger: well doctor
Stranger: please help me
Stranger: i have a eating disorder i think
You: so why don't you put your food in order before you eat it?
Stranger: what?
You: it worked like a charm for many of my patients
Stranger: okw
Stranger: are you really a doc?
You: yes, Stanford 1967
Stranger: Nice!
You: proud member of Dr. Ivan's class
Stranger: but
Stranger: i think i really have a eating disorder
Stranger: i eat to much
Stranger: cant stop
You: ok, let's relax here...here's what you should do:
Stranger: should i go to the doc?
You: I'm here to help you
You: whenever you have an eating disorder - don't order food
You: are we clear?
Stranger: yes
You: are we clear?!
Stranger: yes
You: ok
You: now, how's Tina?
Stranger: Tina is oke
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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ZX Spectrum
CPU: Z80 @ 3.5 MHz
GPU: Monochrome display
RAM: 48 KB
OS: Sinclair BASICComment
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Re: omegle.com
That would be funny if while alot of us were on there and we got paired up with each other.Kansas Jayhawks
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"It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace
"You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob NeyerComment
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Re: omegle.com
We should have a code word. Something that we could sneak into regular conversation and then the other person must respond back with the second code word in the next sentence."It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace
"You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob NeyerComment
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You: do you like Lebron James
Stranger: nop
You: ok then
You: do you know who he is
Stranger: no
You: wow
You: bye
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Well, I'm going to try some more Dr. Dan stuff...if anyone read it - it's me...My Specs:
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CPU: Z80 @ 3.5 MHz
GPU: Monochrome display
RAM: 48 KB
OS: Sinclair BASICComment
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I guess I can start mine off with "tttt"Kansas Jayhawks
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Re: omegle.com
You: what if i were to tell you that im Asthon Kutcher and you just got PUNK'D
Stranger: i wouldn't give a f***
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Re: omegle.com
eevryone get on there now and do OS as first code word and SO as the second one. Let's try to meet up and have internet sex.Comment
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This thread is hilarious.
I want to try it out, but I'm not very creative with stories.Comment
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It doesn't pick up until the end:Stranger: hi strangerYou: hello
You: whats up?
Stranger: wellllllll, and you? wazzaa?
You: i'm good. what is wazzaa?
Stranger: what's your country?
You: your country
Stranger: i asked first ;]
You: my country is your country
Stranger: and your *** is mine, *******
You: actually, my *** is mine
Stranger: actually....give me some minutes ;]
You: no thanks
You: .....
Stranger: i belt anything that you're a brazilian
You: i could be
You: or i could not be
Stranger: but you're, your bad english prove this...
You: Look who's talking.
You: Your grammar is worse than mine.
Stranger: hahaha, only you thouk this
Stranger: brazillian monkey
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After sitting there for a few minutes with neither of us talking...You: you're boring.
Stranger: Well hello to you too
You: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: 16 f brasil
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I was Dr. Dan again yesterday and I had a one-hour chat with a guy who willingliy pretended to be every character I made-up for him. It usually involves Jimmy (I call every one there 'Jimmy'), Emma and some more. I must say that Dr. Dan is a very authoritative character...My Specs:
ZX Spectrum
CPU: Z80 @ 3.5 MHz
GPU: Monochrome display
RAM: 48 KB
OS: Sinclair BASICComment
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