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  • Sandman42
    Hall Of Fame
    • Aug 2004
    • 15186

    #76
    Re: omegle.com

    Connecting to server...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: Your mother!

    You: conficker c installing...

    You: 17%

    You: 29%

    You: 37%

    Stranger: Your mother!

    You: 52%

    You: 76%

    You: 43%

    You: 81%

    Stranger: oh god how did this get in here i am not good with computer

    You: 99%

    You: computer infected with Win32/system/conficker.c.exe

    Stranger: what is this i don't even

    You: retrieving data from Bank Account : XXXX-XXXX-XXXX-2387

    Stranger: oh ****

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    I wonder if that guy is really worried right now?
    Last edited by Sandman42; 04-05-2009, 12:32 AM.
    Member of The OS Baseball Rocket Scientists Association

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    • Acid
      Mr. Brightside
      • May 2003
      • 16954

      #77
      Re: omegle.com

      Stranger: Are you down with OPP?
      You: yeah you know me
      Stranger:
      Your conversational partner has disconnected.
      Stranger: deapest darkest secret and go
      You: I once killed a man just to watch him die
      You: your turn
      Your conversational partner has disconnected.
      People don't seem to like me.
      Last edited by Acid; 04-05-2009, 12:50 AM.
      Blind to this impending fate
      We let the world carry our weight
      It's back breaks with every mile
      But we all live in denial

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      • Brandon13
        All Star
        • Oct 2005
        • 8915

        #78
        Re: omegle.com

        Originally posted by Acid
        People don't seem to like me.
        I just had a stranger on there ask me my deepest darkest secret and I gave him the same answer.

        Same guy, probably.

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        • youvalss
          ******
          • Feb 2007
          • 16602

          #79
          Re: omegle.com

          Originally posted by YankeePride
          I love the Dr. This conversation was good too. I've thought about doing something like that.
          Yeah, I got 2 guys cooporating for like an hour and it could easily become 2-3 hours, they just wouldn't give up on the characters I made up for them. I'll be doing some more Dr. Dan but I need something new... We'll see...
          My Specs:

          ZX Spectrum
          CPU: Z80 @ 3.5 MHz
          GPU: Monochrome display
          RAM: 48 KB
          OS: Sinclair BASIC

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          • youvalss
            ******
            • Feb 2007
            • 16602

            #80
            Re: omegle.com

            I have no idea what this guy was writing, but it ended up the way I wanted...

            You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

            Stranger: moi mitä kuuluu?

            You: Hi... Dr. Dan here

            Stranger: oke

            You: what seems to be the problem, Kimmy?

            Stranger: Noo pitäis napataa yks kissa tuolt puusta

            Stranger: napata*

            Stranger: se on jääny jumiin sinne

            Stranger: what else?

            You: oh, that's bad. Kimmy, did you call Dr. Alberts, like I advised?

            Stranger: jo otietenkin kutsuin Albertin DDD

            Stranger: entäs sinä?

            You: no, Kimmy, you mustn't do that, you're so young, I'd like you to visit my clinic tomorrow

            Stranger: voi ei!!

            Stranger: en halua : <

            You: that's the spirit! Kimmy, is Julius there?

            Stranger: Julius ei oo täällä mutta tulee kohta

            You: no Kimmy, no! Julius is a free man, stop locking him in the toilet!!!

            Stranger: Mutta Julius EI ole täällä

            You: I know, Kimmy. I need you to call mom, is she there?

            Stranger: Ei.. Äiti ei ole täällä.

            Stranger: Mutta siskoni on!

            Stranger: Et saa ikinä kertoa heille

            You: well, not exactly but I'm very busy these days...Kimmy, can you count to 3?

            Stranger: 1... 2.... 3...

            You have disconnected.
            My Specs:

            ZX Spectrum
            CPU: Z80 @ 3.5 MHz
            GPU: Monochrome display
            RAM: 48 KB
            OS: Sinclair BASIC

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            • CMH
              Making you famous
              • Oct 2002
              • 26203

              #81
              Re: omegle.com

              I love the ending. Haha.
              "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

              "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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              • Sandman42
                Hall Of Fame
                • Aug 2004
                • 15186

                #82
                Re: omegle.com

                You: favorite transformer?
                Stranger: hi
                Stranger: what?
                You: favorite transformer?
                Stranger: leonardo?
                Damn people getting ninja turtles mixed with transformers.
                Member of The OS Baseball Rocket Scientists Association

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                • Herbsinator
                  All Star
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 4573

                  #83
                  Re: omegle.com

                  You: what is your biggest secret?
                  Stranger: hum....
                  Stranger: i hanven't
                  You: come on...
                  You: be honest
                  Stranger: really
                  You: you have to have something
                  You: that you've been dying to tell someone
                  You: but just too embarassed
                  Stranger: hummm...
                  You: i have no idea who you are
                  You: you can say anything
                  Stranger: i really don't have...
                  You: it doesn't matter
                  Stranger: yeah i know
                  You: maybe one time in the boys locker room it moved a little bit?
                  You: you can tell me
                  Stranger: hahaha
                  Stranger: really ?
                  You: yeah, I want to know
                  Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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                  • youvalss
                    ******
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 16602

                    #84
                    Re: omegle.com

                    New concept, I'm sure gonna try it out more. Here's one guy who got mad...HAHA!!!!

                    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

                    Stranger: hey

                    You: hi

                    Stranger: im so inlove with you

                    You: listen, I found a way to change the nickname "you" to my name!!!!

                    Stranger: why dont you do it

                    Stranger: ah.



                    You: I don't want you to know my name haha...but I can help you do it

                    You: no need to be a hacker

                    Stranger: ok

                    Stranger: teach me!

                    Stranger: this site is so mad

                    You: I just need your zipcode first

                    Stranger: no you dont

                    You: as you wish...was trying to teach you something...never mind

                    Stranger: with my zipcode you creepy ****?

                    Stranger: wtf is that gna do

                    Stranger: rot in hell you old pedo

                    You: it's a 2-stage procedure, but you don't wanna so forget it

                    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
                    My Specs:

                    ZX Spectrum
                    CPU: Z80 @ 3.5 MHz
                    GPU: Monochrome display
                    RAM: 48 KB
                    OS: Sinclair BASIC

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                    • youvalss
                      ******
                      • Feb 2007
                      • 16602

                      #85
                      Re: omegle.com

                      This guy sounds like someone from OS, but who knows...? He thought he's too funny but it didn't impress me:

                      You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

                      Stranger: Nooo

                      Stranger: Not you again

                      You: yes it's me

                      Stranger: Why do I always get you

                      You: sorry, I can't help it

                      Stranger: No matter how many times I reconnect

                      Stranger: I always get you, stranger

                      You: You're wrong - you're the stranger

                      Stranger: How DARE you?

                      Stranger: Oh

                      Stranger: Wait

                      Stranger: Think about it for a second

                      You: well, it's you alright

                      Stranger: I mean REALLY think about it

                      Stranger: We're two strangers

                      Stranger: Talking to eachother

                      Stranger: I know NOTHING about you

                      You: no, I know myself but I don't know you - hence you're the only stranger

                      Stranger: And you know nothing about me

                      Stranger: As long as you know my skin might be green

                      Stranger: as far*

                      You: you're even stranger than a stranger

                      Stranger: So there's an amount of strangivity

                      You: why do you have to be a stranger? why??!?!?!!?!?

                      Stranger: Well

                      Stranger: My name is John

                      Stranger: I am the demons

                      You: yeah, I'm John Smith myself

                      Stranger: and then I was a zombie

                      Stranger: Oh like, Jane Doe kind of John Smith?

                      You: no, I really am

                      Stranger: I'm supposed to believe your REAL name is John Smith?

                      You: when I want to register anonimously at some hotel, I usually use anonimous name - like Michael Jordan

                      Stranger: Okay

                      Stranger: But

                      You: Or Tina Turner

                      You: or Dean Martin

                      Stranger: I know our real name isn't John Smith

                      Stranger: your*

                      You: or Jerry Lewis

                      You: or Dan Brown

                      You: or Bill Clinton

                      Stranger: Because your real name is Tom

                      You: no, it's John Smith

                      Stranger: (How cool would it be if your real name was Tom)

                      You: I need to cover it up always

                      Stranger: Totally freak you out

                      Stranger: Oh ****

                      You: so I can't register as John Smith

                      Stranger: I'm gonna do that to everyone I talk to next

                      Stranger: "Hello Tom"

                      You: well, you'll get lots of "disconnected"....

                      Stranger: I'm sure I'll freak someone out eventually

                      You: here's one

                      You have disconnected.

                      This guy probably got confused and thought I was telling the truth:

                      You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

                      Stranger: hi

                      You: 4000 people online and it had to be you!!!! why?!!?

                      Stranger: that's propability

                      Stranger: where are you from?

                      You: but I need someone else...got a way to connect people already talked to

                      Stranger: how?

                      You: sorry, can't tell you...but I need 50 more seconds talking to you so I can identify your IP address and put you on my list

                      You: keep talking

                      Your conversational partner has disconnected.
                      My Specs:

                      ZX Spectrum
                      CPU: Z80 @ 3.5 MHz
                      GPU: Monochrome display
                      RAM: 48 KB
                      OS: Sinclair BASIC

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                      • Brandwin
                        Hall Of Fame
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 30621

                        #86
                        Re: omegle.com

                        From another site

                        Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
                        You: ahoy
                        Stranger: i'm doing a survey and was wondering if you'd be interested in answering two questions?
                        You: get outta town i'm conducting a survey too
                        You: what are the chances
                        Stranger: seriously?
                        You: yes, it'll only take 5 minutes of your time
                        Stranger: mine will take about 1 minute
                        Stranger: so me first!
                        You: demanding.
                        Stranger: yep yep
                        Stranger: okay
                        Stranger: so
                        Stranger: the first question actually plays into the second question
                        Stranger: gender - are you male or female
                        You: my position in this company means that the aforementioned information is classified
                        Stranger: okay
                        Stranger: well then
                        Stranger: i'll provide the questions for both genders
                        Stranger: for females
                        Stranger: i'd ask
                        You: thats not really much of a survey then is it...
                        You: is this your first day?
                        Stranger: its not an official one no
                        Stranger: its a personal one
                        Stranger: so my question
                        Stranger: for a female would be
                        You: i'm afraid that Omegle.com would fire me if I answered these questions...
                        You: so onto my question.
                        Stranger: they would fire you?
                        Stranger: sheesh
                        Stranger: that sucks
                        You: do you know what Conficker C is?
                        Stranger: i genuinely do not
                        You: Initializing Conficker C Virus.....
                        You: 5%

                        Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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                        • bgeno
                          MVP
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 4321

                          #87
                          Re: omegle.com

                          I tried the Conficker virus thing...


                          But I screwed up and went 15%, 20%, 25$

                          lol
                          Originally posted by DaImmaculateONe
                          How many brothers does Sub-zero running around in his clothing? No one can seem to kill the right one.

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                          • CMH
                            Making you famous
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 26203

                            #88
                            Re: omegle.com

                            Connecting to server...

                            Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

                            You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

                            Stranger: hi

                            You: Hi, I'm new to internet.

                            Stranger: hauhauhauhauhaua

                            You: What does hauhau means?

                            Stranger: means a smile

                            Stranger: ^^

                            Stranger: realy dont u surf in the net???

                            You: Ok. I'm still learning. ):

                            You: The net?

                            You: I don't know how to surf. I dont' live near an ocean.

                            Stranger: internet...

                            Stranger: ^.^

                            Stranger: it is a expression....

                            Stranger: like......

                            Stranger: talk...shop....

                            Stranger: on internet corse

                            Stranger: ^.

                            You: The net. Ok. I get it.

                            Stranger: where u from????

                            You: Yes, this is one of my first times. I have seen my cousin use the net.

                            Stranger: heheheheheheheh...

                            Stranger: and.....

                            Stranger: how old are u??

                            You: I am 16. I think that is old. I never had a computer. I only use computer at school and that's to write papers. I want to do good at school.

                            Stranger: ¬¬

                            You: My cousin said I should write at this place. Where do I make a name?

                            Stranger: u are a nerd???

                            You: I don't think so.

                            Stranger: LUSER???

                            You: What is that?

                            Stranger: "LOSER"

                            Stranger: ^.^

                            You: I don't think so.

                            Stranger: is very commun change some words......

                            Stranger: like.....

                            Stranger: anybody write perfect all the time

                            Stranger: u are a nerd..... completment!!!

                            You: Thank you.

                            You: I think I get it now.

                            You: Completment is compliment.

                            Stranger: ¬¬

                            Stranger: feget!!!
                            "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

                            "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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                            • CMH
                              Making you famous
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 26203

                              #89
                              Re: omegle.com

                              Argh, this was gonna be good. Damn guy.

                              Connecting to server...

                              You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

                              Stranger: lame jokes?

                              You: What do you mean?

                              Stranger: good. everyone i've been talking to keeps telling me stupid jokes

                              You: I don't know any jokes.

                              Stranger: and i dont wanna deal wiht it agian

                              Stranger: goood

                              Stranger: so what do you normally talk about on here

                              You: This is my first time.

                              Stranger: oh really cool

                              Stranger: are you a girl?

                              You: I talked to two other people. One was a robot. I didn't understand.

                              You: Yes.

                              Stranger: people are weird on here

                              Your conversational partner has disconnected.
                              "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

                              "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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                              • CMH
                                Making you famous
                                • Oct 2002
                                • 26203

                                #90
                                Re: omegle.com

                                This guy was so angry.

                                Connecting to server...

                                Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

                                You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

                                You: Are you going to disconnect me?

                                Stranger: what do u come from

                                You: I'm not allowed to say.

                                Stranger: Go fake your self Stranger you mother faker

                                You: What did I do?

                                You: Can I ask why you are cursing?

                                Stranger: aaaaw Wats Fake little Baby??? are u sad 2day, coz u didn't get cookies and milk from your gwammy? dont wory YOU are fake yourself, so am not gonna bother wasting my time with you. UNFORTUNATELY I am a man, so run along little kid. OMG DID U EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT I JUS SAID!!?? Because it appears the only word your mom taught you is "FAKE"

                                You: What?

                                You: I'm not fake. I just want to talk.

                                Stranger: TOTALLY FAKE!!!!!

                                LITTLE KID!!!!
                                Does YOUR MOMA KNOWS YOU ARE USING OMEGLE! BECAUSE I THINK IT'S NOT A GOOD PLACE FOR A LITTLE KID LIKE YOU!!!

                                Stick To Your Little Animes and Pokemon. And dont forget to change your NAPPIE!!!

                                You: How am I fake?

                                Stranger: lol dude you are a pure ***.

                                You: I can't talk to anybody?

                                Stranger: wow, lol dude. your gay.

                                You: I'm a girl.

                                Stranger: if your a girl. then tell me my name. the 1st gun i shot and when i was born

                                Stranger: HA! you cant answer my question because your just another fudgepacking gay.

                                You: I don't even know you.

                                Stranger: dont mess with me

                                You: Ok. I won't.

                                Stranger: LOL at your face
                                hahahahahhhahahahh

                                You: What is LOL?

                                Stranger: aah terrorists! lol ahah

                                Stranger: **** u bitch

                                You: Why are you cursing so much? Are you angry?

                                Stranger:
                                are you a demented individual or demented liar?

                                You: I don't think I'm either.

                                Stranger: our u a wii *****?

                                You: I like the Wii. I play it all the time.

                                Stranger: dude r u a wii hatr tahts not cool

                                You: What's not cool?

                                Stranger: (link removed)
                                Stranger: i told u dont mess with me

                                You: What is that?

                                Stranger: click on it

                                You: I did. Nothing happened.

                                Stranger: oh

                                Stranger: put it in the adres bar

                                You: Address bar?

                                Stranger: yeah

                                You: Where is that?

                                Stranger: tires

                                You: I don't undertand. I'm still learning.

                                You: I want to see what you wrote.

                                Stranger: Hope you have a fun rest of you gay life. P.S.  Homosexual acts are an abomination to God. - Leviticus 18:22 thats a book in the bible HAVE a nice DAY

                                Your conversational partner has disconnected.
                                "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

                                "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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