omegle.com

[Sandman42]

Re: omegle.com

Haha, YP I just tried the same thing you are doing.

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi


Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/user/mitchbarker

You: Hello


Stranger: pleasse look at my page

Stranger:

Stranger: did u look at my page
You: I can't click it

Stranger: copy and paste

You: OK

You: Into what?

Stranger: web

Stranger: :S

Stranger: internet

Stranger: address bar

Stranger: lol

You: Yes, where do I paste it

You: Where is that?

Stranger: up the top

Stranger: lol

Stranger: were u type in

Stranger: omegle

You: The place I am typing in now?

You: http://www.youtube.com/user/mitchbarker

You: Nope

You: Didnt work

Stranger: no

Stranger: idiot

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[CMH]

Re: omegle.com

Haha!

[CMH]

Re: omegle.com

OMG, I feel so terrible. But, I had to keep going with it. I just had to. Oh, man. I hope this dude sends me an email. I feel terrible.

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: *****.

You: Are you going to disconnect me?

Stranger: Haha.

Stranger: No.

Stranger: I understand how annoying that is.

You: Everyone keeps disconnecting me when I just want to talk.

Stranger: I won't do that.

You: They also yell.

Stranger: Yeah. Calm down sir.

Stranger: It's gonna be okay.

Stranger: I promise.

You: One person kept saying I was gay man. I'm a girl. How can I be a gay man?

Stranger: lol

You: Ok.

Stranger: I don't know.

Stranger: Just chill out.

Stranger: I'm here to help you get through this experience.

Stranger: =P

You: Ok.

You: You're nice.

Stranger: I know.

Stranger: Wink.

You: Why?

Stranger: I don't know.

Stranger: Just being a cocky douche.

Stranger: So hows everything going?

You: Everything is going good now.

Stranger: Excellent.

You: How are you?

Stranger: I'm doing alright.

Stranger: Hanging in there.

Stranger: Bracing for a ****ty school day tomorrow.

You: Why is it going to be bad?

Stranger: It always is.

Stranger: I just hate school.

You: I hate it too but I don't tell my parents because they would get mad at me.

Stranger: How mad?

You: I don't know. I don't want to find out.

Stranger: o_O

Stranger: Wow.

Stranger: That's.. wow.

You: Why?

Stranger: You must have some uptight parents.

You: Sometimes they can be uptight. They don't let me hang out with my friends when I want to.

Stranger: That's terrible.

Stranger: How old are you?

You: I am 17.

Stranger: Oh.

Stranger: Same here.

You: You are 17?

Stranger: Yep.

You: Do your parents let you hang out whenever you want?

Stranger: Yes, technically.

Stranger: But I just don't.

You: You are a good boy?

Stranger: Something like that.

Stranger: Haha.

You: Ok.

Stranger: Once you hit 18, the restrictions will lighten up.

You: I hope so. My dad said I can't date anyone until I'm 21.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: Once you're 18, I say go for it.

Stranger: Just assert yourself.

You: What is lol? I keep asking and no one tells me. I'm a little bit new to the internet.

Stranger: Hahaha.

Stranger: Laugh out loud

Stranger: It means something is funny.

You: Ok. Thank you.

Stranger: You're welcome.

You: I don't think I will try. If My dad finds out, he would be mad.

Stranger: Whatever you want.

Stranger: But if you ever find a guy you really like.

Stranger: Don't hesitate to assert yourself.

You: Maybe I will meet somebody nice like you. I will assert myself if I find that guy when I'm 18. 18 right? That's what you said.

Stranger: Aww, thanks..

Stranger: But yeah, 18. You don't know that 18 is the age of emancipation?

You: Emancipation?

Stranger: Legal freedom.

You: So legally my parents can't tell me what to do?

Stranger: I mean, they could.

Stranger: It's their house.

Stranger: Certain rules should be followed out of respect.

Stranger: But

Stranger: legally

Stranger: in court

Stranger: They couldn't.

Stranger: 18 is when you're a legal adult.

Stranger: Your level of knowledge is frightening. I don't mean that as an insulting thing.

Stranger: It's just intriguing in a way.

You: Why is it frightening? You think I'm dumb?

Stranger: No no.

Stranger: Not that.

Stranger: That's what I'm saying.

Stranger: I don't think you're dumb.

Stranger: I just find it strange that you don't know a lot of this stuff.

Stranger: You seem bright enough to me.

Stranger: That's not the problem.

Stranger: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_majority

Stranger: Might want to read that.

You: How do I read that?

Stranger: Copypaste into browser

Stranger: Enter

Stranger: Read

Stranger: ..

Stranger: Nevermind.

Stranger: I'll just show you what it says.

Stranger: The age of majority is the threshold of adulthood as it is conceptualized (and recognized or declared) in law. It is the chronological moment when a child legally ceases to be considered a minor and assumes control over their persons, actions and decisions, thereby terminating the legal control and legal responsibilities of their parents or guardian over and for them. The word majority here refers to having greater years and being of full age; it is opposed to minority, the state of being a minor. The law in a given jurisdiction may never actually use the term "age of majority" and the term thereby refers to a collection of laws bestowing the status of adulthood. The age of majority is a legally fixed age, concept or statutory principle, which may differ depending on the jurisdiction, and may not necessarily correspond to actual mental or physical maturity of an individual.

You: You type really fast.

Stranger: =P

Stranger: I copy and pasted that.

Stranger: You highlight the text you want to copy, right click with your mouse, click "copy" and then right click again where you want the highlighted text to reappear and then select "paste"

You: The age of majority is recognized in every state? The same age?

You: Ok.

Stranger: Yes.

You: I always thought 21 was the age of majority. Age of majority is like being an adult?

You: That's what you said.

Stranger: Yes.

Stranger: Age of majority is the age of adulthood.

Stranger: 21 is just the age to buy alcohol.

Stranger: The age of majority is 18.

You: Is my dad going to throw me out when I'm 18?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: That's up to him.

Stranger: He probably won't.

Stranger: Most parents don't do that.

You: Ok.

Stranger: Don't worry so much about your father. Just try to follow his instructions unless he seriously infringes on your rights when you're 18.

Stranger: Such as your right to find a mate.

You: Ok. I won't worry.

Stranger: I feel like a guidance counselor.

Stranger: lol

You: You have been helpful.

You: I have to go. I'm supposed to be in bed already.

Stranger: Alright.

Stranger: Do you have any contact info?

Stranger: AIM or MSN?

You: Email? It's my dad's. He won't let me have my own. But, he did say I can use it.

Stranger: Ahh..

Stranger: Well.. that'll work fine.

You: I changed the password.

You: I don't think he knows it.

You: I hope not.

You: [email protected]

Stranger: Okay.

Stranger: Thanks.

Stranger: Have a nice sleep.

You: Ok. Thank you. Good night.

You have disconnected.




My favorite part is when he shows me the link and tells me how to read it and just as quickly gives up and says he'll just show me what it says. HAHA.

[Sandman42]

Re: omegle.com



That was amazing.

[youvalss]

Re: omegle.com

YankeePride, you had some great chats! I liked the "new on the internet" concept. I actually tried it myself yesterday - I told the guy that it was my first time on the net and that I was locked on a mental institute for 16 years, and there wasn't internet back then. LOL

[CMH]

Re: omegle.com

Oh, you should have posted that one!

[youvalss]

Re: omegle.com

Well, it started great but ended lousy, so I'll have to try another one.

[youvalss]

Re: omegle.com

Now that's what I call - wasting someone's time:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: asl

You: hi there

You: I'm writing a song and I need help on some rhymes

Stranger: I can read?

You: as soon as I finish it....I need a rhyme for crap

Stranger: crap...

Stranger: humm

You: ...

Stranger: clap?

You: ummm...tried that but it messed everything up...get me another

Stranger: Happy? haha

You: dude, come on...think please

Stranger: entrap?

You: weak!!!

You: I know!!! I got it!!!!

You:

You: "keyboard"!!!! genius! thanks dude!!!!

Stranger: Ok

You: can you help me with another one?

Stranger: oh... ok

You: ok, here it is:

You: stick

Stranger: oh... hahaha

You: what? have you got something?

You: please, I told my agent that I finish the song today

You: please help

Stranger: I can't say

Stranger: ok

You: what? do you have a rhyme or not?

Stranger: give me a second

You: ok man, thanks

You: got anything?

Stranger: frick?

You: nahh, already used it 4 times...anything else?

Stranger: quick?

You: that doesn't even sound right! come on man! get me something I can work with!

Stranger: sick?

You: no no

You: I got it!!!!!!!!!!

You: finally got it!!!!!!

You: "juicer"

You: that's so genius!!!!

You: thanks dude!!!!

Stranger: ok.

Stranger: Good look for this song

You: you're the man! give me your address and I'll send you a $100 check

Stranger: No thanks...

You: as you wish

You: watch VH-1 on Sunday morning and you'll hear it

You: thanks so much!

Stranger: Give me a autograph some day!

You: I'm serious dude

You: you made my day!

Stranger: I'll say for you... "Hey! I'm the girl helps you!"

You: you're a girl????

Stranger: yeah

You: damn! I knew I shouldn't have counted on you!! why?!?! why????

Stranger: I say why...

You: singing is for boys!

Stranger: Why u're saying this?

You: mom said I should never listen to a girl!

Stranger: U're mom are crazy, so...

You: take it back now!!!!!!

Stranger: why?

Stranger: oh ****... u're crazy too...

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[CMH]

Re: omegle.com



Stranger: U're mom are crazy, so...

You: take it back now!!!!!!

Stranger: why?

Stranger: oh ****... u're crazy too...

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Classic.

[youvalss]

Re: omegle.com

Haha, yeah that was the dumbest chat ever!!!

[NYNCSports]

Re: omegle.com

so far, I've met a finnish guy who started talking finnish when I asked him if he's gay for blonde hockey players, and a guy who's obsessed with the jungle.
Next conversation I paste:
Stranger: no.

You: yes.

Stranger: whatever it is. no.

You: why not?

Stranger: whimsy.

You: whimsical

Stranger: right.

You: yep.

Stranger: well - we agree. excellent. so - what were you going to ask.

You: oh nothing

You: I'm just entertaining myself at an awkward hour of the day

You: or night..

Stranger: i like you. and it has nothing to do with orifices.

You: rather.

Stranger: so am i.

Stranger: this place is an amusement park.

You: dude I know

You: I had to google orifices

You: o_o

Stranger: just wonder - how many others are doing the same, but really mean it.

Stranger: creeping. me. out.

You: doing what?

Stranger: googling orifices.

You: oh I actually did.

You: <_<

You: yeah I tend to google..

You: it's quite the tool

Stranger: no really, i get you totally. but, you wanted a definition. not stimulation.

You: how the hell do I get stimulated by an orifice.

Stranger: well that depends. but, i must say it was nice meeting a normal person amusing themselves. i'm off to find a freak now. good hunting.

[Chaos81]

Re: omegle.com

My convesational partner wasn't very talkative.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Uhh...I didn't even type anything.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: You: francine?
Stranger: i hste you
You: mint
Stranger: so much
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Cane_Mutiny]

Re: omegle.com

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello sir
Stranger: why do you know i am a man?
You: because you're a stranger
You: if you were a lady, you'd be a strangina
You: obviously...
Stranger: o ......haha
Stranger: your eglish is very well
You: you're damn straight my eglish is very well
Stranger: ...
You: eh, don't even bother trying to translate, buddy
You: i'll let you go try omegle-international
You have disconnected.

That's the best I've had - not too good. I must say this is an addictive website though.

[CMH]

Re: omegle.com

That was funny.

[rsnomar05]

Re: omegle.com

Oh man, way too mean. I feel bad for continuing it, but damn...

Stranger: hi

You: Ready to educated?

Stranger: yep. In what?

You: How to be a star.

Stranger: It’s almost past my bedtime, but sure.

You: So this bitch is all like, "you gots to start getting fit for the holidays," So I's all like, "Well friggin what about you?" And she's all like pissed. And I's like, "Why you gotta play me like that, bitch? It's not my fault your fat. Stop eating so damn much!"

Stranger: I’m fat, so that’s not funny. Do you love her?

You: If she wasn't so good in the hood, meaning my pants, I'd slap her *** back on the street.

Stranger: omg. What u have against BBW’s?

You : They’s ugly.

Stranger: I’m not ugly. I’m a big beautiful woman.

You: Is your name Captain Ahab?

Stranger: lol no i don’t know who that is. And why u hate your woman?

You: Thing is, she ain't used to be like this. She used to be famous an all that crap.

Stranger: that's horrible :O

You: I thought i was smashing Phyllis Diller for the money, turns out she's broker than Jacko.

Stranger: you shouldn’t marry for money.

You: what else would I marry her for? She all like fat and wrinkly.

Stranger: Do guys not like me cuz im fat? im not wrinkly so it must be that.

You: You got money? Cuz I be banging mad bitches with money.

Stranger: No, I only make 5 bux a week in allowance.

You: How old are you? Cuz even I’s got limits.

Stranger: 26. I moved back home after college.

You: And you’s got a bedtime? I’s banging mad bitches with bedtimes, got to keep it down in case papa hear that ish, stuff a sock in mouth stops the pleasure screaming.

Stranger: I wouldn’t know what that feels like. Guys don’t like me cuz im fat so I’ve never done it.

You: Then do something about it, and get a job. Bitches ain’t get laid less I get paid.

Stranger: I can’t. I watched this video that says I eat lots because I was born with predisposition to eating. You should be nicer to Phyllis.

You: Why I gotta be nice when she play me, actin like she gots money an all that, but I’s like, “Bitch, you wanna ride the train you gots to pay for a ticket.”

Stranger: Where’s the train heading to next. You wanna meet?

You: The trains rolling into NYC, got get mad bitches pregnant.

Stranger: lol why?

You: Phyllis Diller cant sire my children, bitch is too old. Someone’s getting pregnant tonight.

Stranger: you wanna meet later? Im from Yonkers.

You: Whats ur address? I gots like six bitches lined up. Shaniqua, holler at me! I’s back in town. Shandy be all like “pay up for yer kid,” but Maury Povitch already sayin’ that kid ain’t mine, bitch just wanna get smashed again.” Hey Shandy, holla at me! I ain’t payin for that friggin kid. He ain’t mine, but I’ll still smash!

Stranger: I’ll e-mail it to you. don’t want my dad to come in and look over my shoulder. he says im pretty just the way i am and need to wait for someone who appreciates BBWs, but i just wanna have sex for the first time.

You: whats your bedtime? I’s lastin all night long, but I got’s like six other bitches on the waiting list. Shut the hell up, Phyllis!

Stranger: What’s wrong with Phyllis? Why u want her to shut up?

You: I told her get her ish on the porch, her *** on the street after tonight, she all like, “But I love you!” Frickin fat bitches all up in me. Now she tryin claim she pregnant, I’s like, “I know you’s too old, bitch,” mother effin lyin fat chicks tryin get me to stay, just one more smash, then they’s want another, cycle never ends.

Stranger: I swear that won’t happen with me. I’ve never been with anyone, but I won’t be clingy. And I’m disease free. What’s ur e-mail addy?

Stranger: Or phone num.

You: [email protected]

Stranger: I’ve never been with anyone that big. is that even possible :O

Stranger: what if cant fit and what if Phyllis finds out.

You: That bitch? She too busy eating to notice, cant even get out of bed without a fork lift.

Stranger: lol thats mean, but I have trouble getting up too, so you shouldn’t make fun.

You: All y’all haters.

Stranger: please don’t be mad, I don’t want to ruin my chances.

You: I's banging mad bitches, you ain’t gotta chance less you bringing the mother effing cash up in the hizzy, you know what I’s sayin?

Stranger: lol no.

You: Cash, bitch, and lots of it.

Stranger: My allowance is only five dollars a week, and I only saved up 100.

You: I shoulda never let oprah go.

Stranger: You were with oprah?

You: Yeah, but bitch is keep eating in bed and keep eating, an I’s all like, “Bitch, stop dribbling your greasy *** food while I’m trying to smash.”

Stranger: You were with Oprah Winfrey? Now you definitely need to come over when you reach NYC.

You: Alright, but Chloris Leechman is first.

Stranger: ur lying about oprah.

You: All y’all haters.

Stranger: I’m not hating on you, I just don’t think Oprah gets any, cause shes the size of me and I don’t get any.

You: I’m a non-discriminatory smasher. I get paid, you get laid, and I ain’t the father, ok Shandy? You want I go back on Maury to prove it, bitch?

Stranger: My dad is coming to tell me its past my bedtime, but I’ll e-mail you with my address. You’ll have to sneak in through the window, otherwise my dad will ground me if he finds out. Please don’t stand me up like the guys on craigslist.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.