Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

[Pappy Knuckles]

Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

And one more thing...

All you cats that need to get liquored up anytime you holler at a chick need to dead that. If your game is a little weak, it ain't gonna get any better that way. Go out sometimes and don't drink anything. If you can't do that, just get one or two drinks. Never get to a point where the liquour is affecting your judgement so much that you're acting like an idiot. That's a foolish man's game. I used to go out and get ******** drunk like that back in the day, so I speak from experience.

[CWSapp757]

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Yup. I was 18 years old at the time and I had just starting getting over my shyness and singing in front of people. Anyway, one day I was at work (this is when I was working at Kmart) and a girl from my school came to my department. Unfortunately I had just gotten into a huge argument with my supervisor so I'm walking around pissed and not even really in my right mind.

So she's engaging me in some small talk while I'm aggresively putting price tags on the video games. I don't remember exactly what she was talking about prior to saying this but I just remember her saying "I heard that you sing. I can't control my myself when a dude is singing to me". Now, I'm hearing her, but I'm not really listening. So I simply respond, "I feel you". No eye contact, no nothing. So it gets silent for a minute and then she just says "bye" kind of with an attitude.

Once I calmed down from the argument, it hit me..... "Man, I **** up". Lol, but its cool. Ya win some, you lose some. She seemed kind of annoying anyway

[jeremym480]

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You were drunk, so you weren't in your right state of mind...and you did make out with some other chicks in front of her, so it isn't a total loss. But...this wasn't even a subtle hint, she was basically throwing it at you, so it's a loss nontheless...LOL

Yeah actually it kind of was a total loss, because the other two chicks, weren't really chicks at all they were pretty fuguly.

I'm fact, I had hooked up with both of them before. One had just had a kid a few months before and was supposedly broken up with her baby daddy yet, still lived with him so, I decided to stop seeing her.

The other, was a short, stubby little girl that my friends refered to as trash can or R2-D2....

So, like I said, it wasn't a good night.

[Cusefan]

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I was in Downtown Waikiki one night after a formal Army Even ( dress uniform), well we had a Open bar and then we hit the clubs. Basically since we were all dressed up and loaded, we could take our pick of any girl. I remember talking with this one girl who was real cute for awhile, but as the night went on I kept drinking at a furious pace.

Basicaly at last Call I could barely walk and my friends decided it would be funny to let a very big girl take me home. I do not remember what she looked like or how I got to her place, but I found myself with nothing on but boxers next what I assume was a very large girl. Bright Side is, I was so wasted there was no way in hell I could have gotten it up let alone had sex.

And that was the second time I think i got raped by a fatty

[WazzuRC]

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The other, was a short, stubby little girl that my friends refered to as trash can or R2-D2....

That's cold.

[Chaos81]

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I had a chick say "You wanna ****" to me in front of about 5 other people (We were all drunk). With my terrible hearing I didn't completely understand her, and said no. She got up, and walked outside, and everyone else just looked at me like I was nuts. About that time it finally clicked what she said.

Not sure if that really fits into the topic, but I still get crap about that to this day, and it happened about 5 years ago.

[trobinson97]

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I had a chick say "You wanna ****" to me in front of about 5 other people (We were all drunk). With my terrible hearing I didn't completely understand her, and said no. She got up, and walked outside, and everyone else just looked at me like I was nuts. About that time it finally clicked what she said.

Not sure if that really fits into the topic, but I still get crap about that to this day, and it happened about 5 years ago.

Nah man, you did the right thing. You probably didn't want none of that anyway. I know I wouldn't.

[Pappy Knuckles]

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Chaos woulda woke up with them party pimples if he did.

[Po Pimp]

Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

I had a chick say "You wanna ****" to me in front of about 5 other people (We were all drunk). With my terrible hearing I didn't completely understand her, and said no. She got up, and walked outside, and everyone else just looked at me like I was nuts. About that time it finally clicked what she said.

Not sure if that really fits into the topic, but I still get crap about that to this day, and it happened about 5 years ago.

Two questions...was she serious, and how did she look? LOL

But yeah, TRobinson and Pappy are right. I'm usually wary of chicks who are THAT easy.

[bgeno]

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I witnessed one of the worst "missed hints" in history...

This happened to my friend. (I know what you're thinking -- his friend, riiiiight -- but I'll qualify by saying that he at least had the balls to be in the situation in the first place)

My roommate's girlfriend brought three of her roommates over to the apartment one night just to chill out. Well, we had a few drinks, and the girls were awfully comfortable with themselves (I won't go as far as to say "slutty," but...).

Three of the four girls started eating food off of each other and pretty much making out and everything. It was awesome at first. Whipped cream, a little bit of chocolate. It was nice. Then, we ran out of sexy food. Applesauce came out. Then peanut butter.

Well, my roommate with the girlfriend decided to help out me and my other roommate (both of us were single) and put peanut butter on the one girl's stomach and was telling us to lick it off. We were both pretty hesitant at first. Then she was like, "oh my god, someone lick this off." So I jumped in, licked some peanut butter off her stomach while she laid on the ground, and then I grabbed a paper towel to clean my face off. My mistake was when I took the time to clean my self off.

My roommate went in for it and stayed in. They were eating food off of each other, making out. Good for him.

Then, they get up, everyone is laughing, singing songs, having a good time. The girl, with peanut butter all over her stomach, says to my roommate "Hey mike, why don't you come show me where your shower is?"

Let me write that one again for emphasis...

"Hey mike, why don't you come show me where your shower is?"

Dude didn't do it. He could have showered with the girl the night he met her, but he didn't do anything. He just said "it's upstairs" or something.

I should have jumped in on the opportunity, but I couldn't cockblock my bro.

[GAMEC0CK2002]

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Been there, done that. Couple times in high school, couple times in college.

I was the classic nice guy and didn't wanna make a move unless it was all green lights. Unfortunately, most girls arent going to be THAT obvious.

One time, I had a girl come over to watch a movie. She stayed the entire night and all we did was talk and cuddle after the movie. We became good friends. About 2 months later, she tells me she was waiting for me to make a move. She wouldn't have driven from one hour away just to watch a movie.

Did save a similar moment though about a year later. It was that awkward moment where you know the "moment" is about to pass. I manned up and said "hey, you wanna make out?" her response was that was cheesy and it took you long enough. however, it worked and ended up being a nice night.

[bgeno]

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Been there, done that. Couple times in high school, couple times in college.

I was the classic nice guy and didn't wanna make a move unless it was all green lights. Unfortunately, most girls arent going to be THAT obvious.

Same here. In fact, twice in a few months in high school I had girls make moves ON ME because I was just too scared and too stupid.



This isn't one of those situations, but here's my most recent flub:

I was at a July 4 party with mostly people I didn't know. I went with my best friend, the girl he was dating (who I'd hung out with a few times) and a couple of her friends (whom I had met, but never really hung out with). Other than that, I knew no one.

Well, I did well fitting in and was hitting it off with everyone at the party. I wasn't the life of the party, but I was holding my own.

We had kept some alcohol in my friend's car. Everyone at the party was of age, but we just didn't want everyone drinking our alcohol. So I would ask my buddy for his keys every once in a while so I could head out to the car to get a drink.

Well, there was this one girl at the party. She was friends with my buddy's GF. I went to high school with her, but I think we only had one class together in four years, so I never really knew her. I just knew she was known for getting around a bit. She and I talked a little at the party... nothing major... just some joking around, maybe a little flirting.

At one point she said to me "Hey, Geno, go get those keys and go to the car with me to get my sweat shirt." I yelled for my friend "HEY! Will you go unlock your car so she can get something out of it?!"

It occurred to me about 15 minutes later that she could have done that herself. She didn't know me any better than she knew my friend, so it wasn't like she was any more inclined to ask me to do something than him.

And it hit me... she just wanted me alone out by the car.

Hahaha, silly me.

[GAMEC0CK2002]

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This is a pretty good rule of thumb: If a girl drives a considerable ways to come and "see" you, it's probably on like Donkey Kong.

Just don't say or do anything stupid to flub it up.

[mgoblue]

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Been there, done that. Couple times in high school, couple times in college.

I was the classic nice guy and didn't wanna make a move unless it was all green lights. Unfortunately, most girls arent going to be THAT obvious.

One time, I had a girl come over to watch a movie. She stayed the entire night and all we did was talk and cuddle after the movie. We became good friends. About 2 months later, she tells me she was waiting for me to make a move. She wouldn't have driven from one hour away just to watch a movie.

Did save a similar moment though about a year later. It was that awkward moment where you know the "moment" is about to pass. I manned up and said "hey, you wanna make out?" her response was that was cheesy and it took you long enough. however, it worked and ended up being a nice night.

been there done that as well...for a while I was a nice guy who needed to be hit upside the head before I acted.

Thankfully I've learned from my mistakes and now know to make the move...I've realized that if I'm debating the move in my mind that I should just do it because that's enough of a signal. Overthinking can kill you!

[MC Fatigue]

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Is there a time I ever DID catch on to a hint regarding a female? Seriously - even with my wife, she pretty much just has to says it or I'm totally oblivious.