Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

[GSW]

Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

Stewaat...

man i dont even know what to say man...

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Heres my "missed oppurtunity"....For the Record tho i have NEVER in my life had a female alone in a room and something didnt go down tho...so for all yall who did all that...thats just DAMN
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Was at a Cool Kids show in San Fran wit my boy, so my boys like6'2 and im liek 5'7 no big deal and im not sure why that matters but it was relevant in my decision making process that night for whateve reason.

This FIIINE red bone wit curly hair starts peeping your boy from the corner, shes with her other home girls, and shes dressed all "retro" 80's in this leapord skintop and some tight leotard kinda spandex pants...

anyway the night goes on and im noticing shes basically staring at me at this point, so i turn to my boy and im like "yo peep that girl she been looking over here for about a hour" , my boys married so hes not really trippin but he told me to get at her, i was thinkin she was lookin at him until...

she literally walked all the way around the spot just to walk right by me then "accidentally" brushed up against me, smiled then kept walkin...

so at this point im thinking yea shes feeling me, but i do admit iws a bit intimidated by hear fine ***.

so later on in the night when the cool kids were up she walks over towards me, and shes drinking soemthing, so my boys like "yo go spit at her"...so im liek "Yea **** it, gonna go put my bid in"....so i go

"Yo whats good" and she says "heyyy"...and i go "Yo what are you drinking on?"

she says "water"...

then i said, "Oh okay" and walked away...

That was a complete failure on multiple levels...

BUT, ever since then, i havent allowed anything like that to come close to happening again, even though my boy still makes fun of me about it.

hell i make fun of myself for that ****.

[JBH3]

Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

Wow, you're a douche...you cockblock a dude and then don't even take advantage of it

Complete douche. You **** block then don't even close the deal, instead choosing to watch TV w/ her, as if that's what she came upstairs to do...

"Yo whats good" and she says "heyyy"...and i go "Yo what are you drinking on?"

she says "water"...

then i said, "Oh okay" and walked away...

That was a complete failure on multiple levels...

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Here's mine...

Coming back stateside after having spent a year on mainland Japan I go out w/ a couple of my boys to the club.

One of them, "I.D.", as we called him since he was the one w/ the I.D. when none of us could legally drink, pulled this semi-hot broad w/ a hot, thick, Japanese friend. A thick Japanese broad being rare.

So she starts to flirt w/ me, and being that I just spent a year in Japan we talk about Japan, nightlife there, etc. Turns out she's visiting her uncle and his family at Langley Air Force Base. We end up chilling most the night at the club, me w/ her, and ID w/ the other broad.

So at the end of the night she's wearing my NY cap w/ the flat "Jay-Z" bill, and we're all walking out to go. I'm like you better give me my hat back, and she's like I'll give it back to you next time we see each other. She gives me her #, and I'm like ok (I'm a baller :wink: ...it's just a $20 hat).

So I'm driving home, dropping ID off, and I get a call... it's like 2 in the morning and it's her. She's like you want your hat back? I'm like yea you want me to come scoop you? She tells me the address, and I've got to go on-base (uncle lives in base housing). I'm like ok.

I was a little tipsy, and kinda sweating getting through the gate, but shorty was fine. But I was now back in Chesapeake (the club having been in VA Beach) and had to turn all the way around, cross the peninsula, and go to Hampton.

I wasn't even real familiar w/ where Langley was, but remembered seeing interstate exits for it before. So I figured I just get there. I drive up and down I-64 like twice and can't find the exit, didn't feel like asking her for directions, and an hour and a half later just said the hell w/ it turned around went home, passed out, and never heard from her again.

I should've just asked her for directions and I would've been banging that broad w/ some serious whiskey-dick.

[ScoobySnax]

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I should've just asked her for directions and I would've been banging that broad w/ some serious whiskey-dick.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

Damn I love this site. **** like this is gonna make me become a supporter really soon lol

[BlueNGold]

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"Yo whats good" and she says "heyyy"...and i go "Yo what are you drinking on?"

she says "water"...

then i said, "Oh okay" and walked away...

I pictured that scene in my head as I was reading it.

"Oh, okay"

[ezekiel55]

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THis really isnt "didnt catch the hint" story, but it is one of my biggest regrets.

At a house party (still in highschool at this point) in a ritzy north shore suburb, parents out of town, and a ridiculous crib to boot. Everybody was swimmin, everybody was drinkin, and there were these two girls that were notorious for making out with eachother when drunk...of course I'm hoverin around them all night and around 4am I had enough liquid courage to get these girls in a bed with me.

Make a long story short, we were in a human pretzel on the bed and I was so wasted the next thing I know I'm waking up to an empty bed in the morning. It ends up that I just passed out cold and they couldnt wake me, so they dipped off elsewhere.

The next day I saw them, and they just laughed there asses off at me...my friends never let me live that down, and I second their feelings on the situation.

[bgeno]

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Complete douche. You **** block then don't even close the deal, instead choosing to watch TV w/ her, as if that's what she came upstairs to do...





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Here's mine...

Coming back stateside after having spent a year on mainland Japan I go out w/ a couple of my boys to the club.

One of them, "I.D.", as we called him since he was the one w/ the I.D. when none of us could legally drink, pulled this semi-hot broad w/ a hot, thick, Japanese friend. A thick Japanese broad being rare.

So she starts to flirt w/ me, and being that I just spent a year in Japan we talk about Japan, nightlife there, etc. Turns out she's visiting her uncle and his family at Langley Air Force Base. We end up chilling most the night at the club, me w/ her, and ID w/ the other broad.

So at the end of the night she's wearing my NY cap w/ the flat "Jay-Z" bill, and we're all walking out to go. I'm like you better give me my hat back, and she's like I'll give it back to you next time we see each other. She gives me her #, and I'm like ok (I'm a baller :wink: ...it's just a $20 hat).

So I'm driving home, dropping ID off, and I get a call... it's like 2 in the morning and it's her. She's like you want your hat back? I'm like yea you want me to come scoop you? She tells me the address, and I've got to go on-base (uncle lives in base housing). I'm like ok.

I was a little tipsy, and kinda sweating getting through the gate, but shorty was fine. But I was now back in Chesapeake (the club having been in VA Beach) and had to turn all the way around, cross the peninsula, and go to Hampton.

I wasn't even real familiar w/ where Langley was, but remembered seeing interstate exits for it before. So I figured I just get there. I drive up and down I-64 like twice and can't find the exit, didn't feel like asking her for directions, and an hour and a half later just said the hell w/ it turned around went home, passed out, and never heard from her again.

I should've just asked her for directions and I would've been banging that broad w/ some serious whiskey-dick.

Hahaha... I wouldn't say you missed a hint on that one. You were just stupid and/or lazy... lol

[stewaat]

Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

I know I am a terrible person!!!!!!

I couldnt care less about the guy though...I didnt even like him

[ProfessaPackMan]

Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

GSW, that's just as bad as turning down the "action" man LOL. The broad was checking you out all night and was basically WANTING you to come holla at her and all you can do is ask her what she is drinking?? LMAO(not at you but just picturing it in my head)and on top of the fact that she's been checking you out for an hour before you even make a move. Wow man LOL.



Anyway, I got another one for ya'll:

Summer of 2003(right before we got out of school for the summer)there was this one chick who said she was checking me out for a while (but for who knows what reason, waits til almost the end of school to say something to me but anyway)she gave me a note telling me how much she was feeling me and whatever, gave me her number which I took with the serious quickness and we talked all summer. The first week, we would basically be "phone boning" on the phone from like 8-9pm to 5-6 the next morning on a regular basis.

By about the 4th of July, we were already "talking"(HS term for basically dating)and I remember one time we we're talking on the phone and I told her my birthday was coming up and she told that she would "have a gift for me". Now me being the type back then to not being able to tell the "signs" im thinking she's talking about a gift like some shoes or a game or whatever so I, for some reason say "Well I wear a size 11 so just gimme some shoes and im good" and she just laughs it off as if I was joking and as if I was going along with what she said earlier.

Fast Forward to my bday(well in this case the day AFTER)her parents and little sister had gone out of town for the weekend and she had told me to come over, which I did. We go down in the basement and we're talking and then she throws on "Friday After Next"(which I hadn't seen at the time). About midway through the movie, she starts putting her hand up my shirt and starts to work slowly towards "the area". Now remember what I had said earlier about asking for shoes for my birthday, I get there and what do you twas the first thing my dumb*** said: "Did you get my shoes?" She thought I was joking about it when I mentioned it on the phone earlier but she didn't get them and told me she had something better than shoes for me. I then ask her "What could be better than getting some shoes?" with a slight grin on my face.

Right when she's about to make another move, her damn cousin and her boyfriend walk in with some damn Wendy's asking us what we were doing(which I already knew what she meant because her and her cousin always talked on the phone and told each other everything) By this time it's already 11 and my Pops was already outside ready to pick me up and as I was leaving I could just see how disappointed she was.

So yea, as ya'll can see, my "game" was still in the Atari phase while most of my friends' were in at least the PS2/DC phase

[JohnnytheSkin]

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This FIIINE red bone wit curly hair starts peeping your boy from the corner...

What the **** is a red bone!?

[19]

Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

What the **** is a red bone!?

Term for a light-skin black girl with a nice body.

Source : My cousin Derek.

[ProfessaPackMan]

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^LMAO @ the source's definition.

[19]

Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

^LMAO @ the source's definition.

I know right. We're sitting here watching some World Series and I toss that question out there from across the room and WITHOUT A HESITATION, he spits that out. After I stopped crying and got up off the floor, I crossed checked it on Urban Dictionary, and it confirmed it. My eyes are still watering a bit.

[ProfessaPackMan]

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The nice body part is what got me but that's for another thread itself lol.

[JBH3]

Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

Hahaha... I wouldn't say you missed a hint on that one. You were just stupid and/or lazy... lol

Stupid AND Lazy. :wink:

[GSW]

Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

No way Pack,

all your stories have to do with the girl throwin it your way and your latest story even had you being physically stimulated and you over there talkin about some kicks.

your game wasnt even in atari stage son.