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  • Po Pimp
    MVP
    • Jan 2005
    • 2249

    #166
    Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

    Originally posted by TheMatrix31
    So interesting plot twist here...

    I did some research on the restaurant, searched it on Google because it's a new place and I wanted to see what other people thought about it, if there was a website, etc.

    I came across an article/review. Turns out that this chick and her older sister (22 and 28, respectively) OPENED the damn place on their own just two months ago. Wow.

    I don't know what this changes, if anything. I was thinking if I go and there's more flirtation or obvious signs that isnt just pleasantries, I can act in a hurry, slip her my number, and say something like "I gotta go, but call me, maybe we can go out and get your mind off the business for a while."
    Key is to not act differently now that you found out she co-owns the joint. You still wanna act like you're in a hurry, and in a few words, let her know that you enjoy her conversation, but there's never enough time since it's always in passing, and slide her your number. Obviously, you don't wanna use those exact words, but that's the idea you want to convey.

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    • ProfessaPackMan
      Bamma
      • Mar 2008
      • 63852

      #167
      Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

      Any updates, Matrix?
      #RespectTheCulture

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      • TheMatrix31
        RF
        • Jul 2002
        • 52908

        #168
        Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

        Nah I haven't gone in since then....haven't had the chance to

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        • OSUFan_88
          Outback Jesus
          • Jul 2004
          • 25642

          #169
          Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

          Originally posted by TheMatrix31
          So interesting plot twist here...

          I did some research on the restaurant, searched it on Google because it's a new place and I wanted to see what other people thought about it, if there was a website, etc.

          I came across an article/review. Turns out that this chick and her older sister (22 and 28, respectively) OPENED the damn place on their own just two months ago. Wow.

          I don't know what this changes, if anything. I was thinking if I go and there's more flirtation or obvious signs that isnt just pleasantries, I can act in a hurry, slip her my number, and say something like "I gotta go, but call me, maybe we can go out and get your mind off the business for a while."
          It means she can cook.

          Think about having them sammiches every day for the rest of your life.
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          • slickdtc
            Grayscale
            • Aug 2004
            • 17125

            #170
            Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

            Originally posted by Po Pimp
            Key is to not act differently now that you found out she co-owns the joint. You still wanna act like you're in a hurry, and in a few words, let her know that you enjoy her conversation, but there's never enough time since it's always in passing, and slide her your number. Obviously, you don't wanna use those exact words, but that's the idea you want to convey.
            I was actually thinking maybe this girl is being extra friendly since she's the co-owner of this place.
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            • Po Pimp
              MVP
              • Jan 2005
              • 2249

              #171
              Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

              Originally posted by slickdtc
              I was actually thinking maybe this girl is being extra friendly since she's the co-owner of this place.
              Could be, but Matrix mentioned earlier how she speaks to him and asks about him every,time he goes in there. Also, he mentioned how she continued to speak with him as she was ringing up another customer.

              What does she have to gain by continuing to be nice to him when she has other customers to worry about?

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              • SuperBowlNachos
                All Star
                • Jul 2004
                • 10218

                #172
                Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

                Anyone have a friend who un intentionally is a **** block 100% of the time. We know he is shy because he is fat and lacks self confident, but everyone in our group has almost punched him in the face at least once.
                Last edited by SuperBowlNachos; 11-24-2009, 04:55 PM.

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                • cubsfan203
                  All Star
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 6689

                  #173
                  Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

                  Originally posted by Po Pimp
                  Could be, but Matrix mentioned earlier how she speaks to him and asks about him every,time he goes in there. Also, he mentioned how she continued to speak with him as she was ringing up another customer.

                  What does she have to gain by continuing to be nice to him when she has other customers to worry about?
                  It's part of being a good business. Especially if you're a co-owner, you'd want people to want to come back. It's all the good customer relations, and all that junk.

                  With that said, I don't see why he shouldn't take a chance and go after her. It doesn't sound like there is anything to lose, except maybe having to eat bad sandwiches after haha.
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                  • jnofx
                    My Head Hurts
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 975

                    #174
                    Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

                    Personally, I wouldn't slide her my number unless she asks for it. You're putting it in her hands. The thing is, she wants to be wanted. Be the man, ask for her number. Even if she doesn't want to give it to you, or it doesn't work out or whatever, just laugh it off with her and be like "It's all good girl, I'm still gonna come in and support the biz.. These sammiches are just too damn good!" I think she'd appreciate your effort, and if she's actually talking to you on a personal level already, she's probably kind of interested anyway. And, if (God forbid) she does shoot you down or whatever, and you're able to just brush it off and maintain enough cool/confidence to walk back in there a week later and be like "how have you been (insert girls name here)? Yeah, I couldn't resist that panini (important: say panini, not poonani ) much longer, hahaha. Plus I'd rather support small, local business than go to a Subway or something like that." I think everything would be all good anyway. It's not like she's going to hate you for asking her out, you know? I just don't see any reason at all that you have to miss out on your beloved sandwiches. And, in all seriousness, if you start asking yourself "Should I or shouldn't I?" Then you most definitely should. Just don't go in there 50 more times before you nut up and ask her.

                    I'd say good luck, but you know you don't need it.

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                    • jnofx
                      My Head Hurts
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 975

                      #175
                      Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

                      Originally posted by olliethebum85
                      Anyone have a friend who un intentionally is a **** block 100% of the time. We know he is shy because he is fat and lacks self confident, but everyone in our group has almost punched him in the face at least once.

                      This dude I used to work with used to follow me around my work all day when I talked to the girls that worked there. I would initiate a conversation or whatever with a girl (there was a bunch there) and he'd be there immediately once he noticed there was a female in the vicinity, and just stand there and awkwardly try to join the conversation. Happened at work all the time, and even at the bar after work. We were out for drinks, and this little cutie sits next to me at the bar, and we get to talking. I find out she's only 20 (I'm 23) and I can't buy her a drink. But I offered to take her out to my car and smoke a bowl with her, and she's all over that. Then here comes this ****ing guy again following me out to my ride, and just lingering there while I'm tryin to talk to this girl. I don't know if he wanted to flip a 3-some, or what, lol. This guy basically ****-blocked me for 40 hours a week + Overtime.

                      Then I ****ed his girlfriend, hahahahaha. Seriously, she kept callin me, it was the least I could do. I called his phone one day, and apparently they both shared a cell phone, because they live together. I asked for him, he wasn't around. But she was wondering what I was up to anyway, I was like "Oh, just looking for him, let him know I called, would u? thanks." So later on in the evening, I'm getting texts from him (or I thought it was him) like

                      Her: "what's up?"

                      Me: "not much man, whaddup with u?"

                      Her: "this isn't (his name), it's (her name)"

                      Me: "OOOhhhh.... Well how you doin?"

                      Her: "Good, kinda drunk...n bored... (his name) is out partyin with his friends..."

                      Me: "Oh really? well, i'm kinda bored too... u wanna hang out or somethin?"

                      Her: "hmmm.... OK, sounds fun "

                      And the rest is history. I know it's not cool, but as I stated above, I'm just getting a fraction of the poon that he denied me with his expert ****-blockage anyway.

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                      • Bird006
                        MVP
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 961

                        #176
                        Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

                        ^ LOL

                        Amazing. Well done.

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                        • NYCBred
                          Banned
                          • Nov 2009
                          • 250

                          #177
                          Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

                          Originally posted by jnofx
                          This dude I used to work with used to follow me around my work all day when I talked to the girls that worked there. I would initiate a conversation or whatever with a girl (there was a bunch there) and he'd be there immediately once he noticed there was a female in the vicinity, and just stand there and awkwardly try to join the conversation. Happened at work all the time, and even at the bar after work. We were out for drinks, and this little cutie sits next to me at the bar, and we get to talking. I find out she's only 20 (I'm 23) and I can't buy her a drink. But I offered to take her out to my car and smoke a bowl with her, and she's all over that. Then here comes this ****ing guy again following me out to my ride, and just lingering there while I'm tryin to talk to this girl. I don't know if he wanted to flip a 3-some, or what, lol. This guy basically ****-blocked me for 40 hours a week + Overtime.

                          Then I ****ed his girlfriend, hahahahaha. Seriously, she kept callin me, it was the least I could do. I called his phone one day, and apparently they both shared a cell phone, because they live together. I asked for him, he wasn't around. But she was wondering what I was up to anyway, I was like "Oh, just looking for him, let him know I called, would u? thanks." So later on in the evening, I'm getting texts from him (or I thought it was him) like

                          Her: "what's up?"

                          Me: "not much man, whaddup with u?"

                          Her: "this isn't (his name), it's (her name)"

                          Me: "OOOhhhh.... Well how you doin?"

                          Her: "Good, kinda drunk...n bored... (his name) is out partyin with his friends..."

                          Me: "Oh really? well, i'm kinda bored too... u wanna hang out or somethin?"

                          Her: "hmmm.... OK, sounds fun "

                          And the rest is history. I know it's not cool, but as I stated above, I'm just getting a fraction of the poon that he denied me with his expert ****-blockage anyway.
                          Lol the funniest story Ive heard so far and that shows how good this thread has been.

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                          • jnofx
                            My Head Hurts
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 975

                            #178
                            Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

                            Yeah, I'm seriously enjoying this thread, but that question has me wondering when we're gonna open up the "****-Block Stories" thread. I'm pretty sure it has some Hall of Fame potential.


                            EDIT: I'm off to start the ****-block story thread right now! If you want something done, you gotta do it yourself!
                            Last edited by jnofx; 11-24-2009, 11:29 PM.

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                            • TheMatrix31
                              RF
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 52908

                              #179
                              Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

                              God, I don't even know where I'd begin with cockblock stories.

                              We had a whole ROSTER of "cockblockers", complete with jersey numbers for the chicks in HS. We used to call them the Cleveland Browns. C-B. ****-block. Everytime someone got cockblocked, we'd go "Touchdown, Browns!"

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                              • stewaat

                                #180
                                Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

                                Hahahahahahahaha

                                Wow

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