Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

[TheShizNo1]

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Great Story!!!!!!

[legendkiller5]

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Dude. Bgeno...that has to be one of the most f'ed up stories I've heard. I'll keep my comments about that bi-polar chick to myself so I don't get banned, but wow, that's some eff'd up stuff.

[bgeno]

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Dude. Bgeno...that has to be one of the most f'ed up stories I've heard. I'll keep my comments about that bi-polar chick to myself so I don't get banned, but wow, that's some eff'd up stuff.

Tell me about it.

I go from thinking I'm going to hook up with this chick to getting shoved and covered in drink to thinking I missed a signal and screwed up to thinking again that I was going to hook up with her to getting slapped repeatedly in the face.

I wish I would have walked away sooner, I was just so bewildered. I still am, quite honestly.

[mgoblue]

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Tell me about it.

I go from thinking I'm going to hook up with this chick to getting shoved and covered in drink to thinking I missed a signal and screwed up to thinking again that I was going to hook up with her to getting slapped repeatedly in the face.

I wish I would have walked away sooner, I was just so bewildered. I still am, quite honestly.

Why you didn't bail on her after the drink I don't know...at that point you know she's crazy, and usually crazy chicks aren't worth the pain.

[bgeno]

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Why you didn't bail on her after the drink I don't know...at that point you know she's crazy, and usually crazy chicks aren't worth the pain.

Quite true.

But she was hot and I had one thing on my mind. And I honestly thought maybe she was pissed because I wasn't as enthusiastic as she was on the dance floor and that she liked me and wanted to hook up.

And I don't think I was totally wrong about that. She clearly wanted me. You don't do the things she did to me if you're not after the person, especially if you barely know him.

She just went crazy.

[jnofx]

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Maybe she totally wanted you, but just forgot to take her meds.....

[kweiss]

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Nah I haven't gone in since then....haven't had the chance to

Matrix, she sounds interested. Time to man up and update this thread, ASAP.

[BunnyHardaway]

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About 4 years too late.

[TheMatrix31]

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Matrix, she sounds interested. Time to man up and update this thread, ASAP.

I've gone in a few times since then and nothing major, still small talk about the holidays and whatnot. I can't get over the idea that she's just being nice because she's the owner.

[legendkiller5]

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Quite true.

But she was hot and I had one thing on my mind. And I honestly thought maybe she was pissed because I wasn't as enthusiastic as she was on the dance floor and that she liked me and wanted to hook up.

And I don't think I was totally wrong about that. She clearly wanted me. You don't do the things she did to me if you're not after the person, especially if you barely know him.

She just went crazy.

I'm still baffled. Lol. And didn't you say your boy told you she was close to getting engaged? If so, imagine the abuse that dude takes on the regular.

I've gone in a few times since then and nothing major, still small talk about the holidays and whatnot. I can't get over the idea that she's just being nice because she's the owner.

The sandwich girl?

[GSW]

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I just wanted to resurrect this one because of a story I have... i don't know if it's necessarily a missed hint, but a good story nonetheless...


I just got back to campus the other day for the spring semester, my last at Penn State. I went Saturday night to my buddy's to pre-game with him and his housemates before heading out to a bar/club. It was me, my buddy, his new male roommate, his two female roommate and their female friend. I knew everyone but his new male roommate and his roommates' friend.

We chilled out for about two hours, drinking and chatting. I mainly just talked to his new male roommate that I hadn't met before, but we all pretty much talked and got to know each other a little better. I didn't say too much to the girl I didn't know.

Finally, we left to walk to the club. We got there, stood in line for a while, and got in. Still, I had barely talked to the one girl that I didn't know.

We get to the club... and my memory is a little hazy at this point... but it ends up that the five of us who went in to the club (everyone except my buddy's new male roommmate) head out on to the dance floor.

Almost instantly, the girl I didn't know is all over me. She's dancing crazy and biting my ear and rubbing her hand through my hair and stuff right out on the dance floor. I'm thinking to myself "WTH? I thought for sure my buddy was going to hook up with her." So I was pretty passive and didn't make any move and just went with it because I was so surprised and thought it was too good to be true.

Suddenly, this girl just shoves me away from her. And it was an angry shove.

My buddy saw it and was like "uh, let's go see *so and so* over there," so I go to leave the floor and she literally reaches around him and douces me with her drink on the dance floor.

I was completely confused. I'm like, "this bitch got mad at me because I wouldn't make out with her?" I just tried to let it go and have fun and not worry about her.

Well, a few minutes later, my buddy and I are walking to find the rest of our crew on the opposite side of the dance floor and one of the bars, and he tells me how this girl is in a serious relationship. Like, long-term, nearly engaged, moving in together soon serious. So I'm thinking, "OK, I won't try anything then. Not worth the hassle."

We meet up with the three girls, then head back out on the dance floor. Once again, this girl is all over me. Big time. This time, I say "screw it" and go in for the kiss. Either she didn't see it coming or she didn't want it, because she didn't kiss back.

So we dance a little more and she's like "turn around." So I turn around, turn back to her and say "What?"

The bitch SLAPS me in the face. I stood there astonished.

"Look behind you," she said. So I looked back and saw that her friend (my buddy's roommate) was behind me.

Girl slaps me AGAIN. I'm still just totally confused. I was like "Yep, there's your friend." So, she hit me again.

"Dance with her," she said.

I was like "Why? I want to dance with you." And, of course, she hit me again.

Finally, my buddy saw this happening and pull me off the floor and we went home.



I had never experienced anything like that. I know I was an idiot for standing there and letting her slap me again and again, but I was drunk and just so confused as to why she was hitting me. I didn't understand... lol

My only guess is that she liked me and wanted to hook up but got pissed because she'd be cheating on the dude she was with, so she got pissed and took it out on me.

LMAO

is this a joke?

[kweiss]

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Here's one I still wonder about.

Middle of the semester during my freshman year of college I step on the elevator to see this really hot blonde, who was standing next to one of those hotel luggage carts, alone. She smiles at me as I get on, checks me out, and then she starts a conversation. She says she has the luggage cart because she is moving rooms. She starts talking about how her and her old roommate didn't get along, and that now she has to move everything by herself. She told me she's "in for a long night," because of everything she has to move.

For whatever reason, all I could think about was that it's a weeknight and I have more important stuff to do than to help this girl move, so I told her goodbye and walked off the elevator.

Immediately after stepping off I realized how strong the vibe was that she really wanted me to help, and maybe more. I'm still not sure whether she was just trying to lure me in to use me and then dump me, or was going to aptly reward me for my help. Either way I felt like I blew it, and that I should have at least tried to get her number or something.

[GSW]

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duh...she was trying to get you to help her...you werent getting anything from her.

you made the right move...I would have been a little bit more assholish about it though, personally.

[bgeno]

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I'm still baffled. Lol. And didn't you say your boy told you she was close to getting engaged? If so, imagine the abuse that dude takes on the regular.

Yeah. That's what I hear. She's been dating some dude since high school.

Afterward, her friends were saying how this girl was so in love her boy and how those two were going to be together. I was like, "yeah, tell that to my ear lobe that she bit."

Besides, I believe you can't possibly know if someone is right for you if they are the only person you've ever been with, and that's apparently the case in this situation. Girl has been with the same boy forever.

I'll see her Saturday night at a party. I don't plan on bringing up what happened, especially if her boy is there, but I fully plan on making the night as awkward as possible for her... hahaha.

LMAO

is this a joke?

I wish.

Actually, I don't wish. It is a funny story to tell, though I can see how unbelievable it is. Like I said, I was amazed when it was happening, so amazed I couldn't get myself to walk away.

[ezekiel55]

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I've had some strange *** things like that happen to me at clubs before (chicks are straight stupid when they start drinkin)...from the way you described this chick, bgeno, she'll probably tell her boyfriend you were creepin on her just to cause some drama.