Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

[ProfessaPackMan]

Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

(Props to legendkiller for reminding me about this thread in the "Does she like me?" thread).

Classic thread and ALOT of classic stories in here so I'm bumping this to see if we have any new stories or updates from past situations.

[gerg1234]

Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

I'll go ahead and get this started again. This one is from quite a while back.

Really early in my first year of college I'm sitting in a friend's dorm room hanging out before we head to a friend's house party. Two good looking girls were wandering the halls and they come sit down and talk for a bit. After a little bit of banter between us and them it's getting close to time to head to the party. One of them said something along the lines of being bored with nothing to do for the evening. Of course we said "well we have to get going, I hope you find something to do". 2 minutes later it dawned on us how dumb we were.

I've had one other story involving a girl who had quite a YouTube following for a while trying to get with me (and was extremely obvious about it) but was dating my roommate (and good friend). While I did the right thing...I sometimes wonder how that would have gone.

[legendkiller5]

Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

(Props to legendkiller for reminding me about this thread in the "Does she like me?" thread).

Classic thread and ALOT of classic stories in here so I'm bumping this to see if we have any new stories or updates from past situations.

, no problem. I've spent the last hour reading through this thread, wiping tears from my eyes at some points.

I can think of some. Sad thing is, these aren't from high school or earlier in college when this thread was created, but within the last year or so.

In Jan of 2011, first weekend of spring semester, a guy told me about this bad*** brunette and how hot she said I was. Well, she had a boyfriend but she wanted to hook me up with her roommate who, even though she wasn't as hot, she was still bad with her bad self. So, I see her at this food joint that's live after the bars close and my boy takes the initative to invite us over.

I never would've done sucha thing, but he....no ****s are given with him. She graciouslly invites us over. So they live downtown, only like 4 blocks away from the food place we were at. So I walk with Laura (the first girl with the bf) to my car while Raquel (the one she wants me to hook up with), Katie (the 3rd roommate and probably the hottest of the 3) and my boy go to their apartment. So Laura and I get there and my boy is all over Raquel, while Katie and Laura go lay in bed together. I fall back, and say it's all you, David.

This dude. Lol. He asked for a piece of gum and so did Raquel, but he insisted that they share. So he takes the piece, puts it in his mouth, with half of it sticking out and tells her to bite off her piece. She does.

I just sit there and order a pizza.

Anyways, my pizza comes, I eat and say lets bounce. Raquel goes into the room where Laura and Katie were and even though I couldn't hear them, I knew how their conversation with. From where I was sitting, there was a mirror on the wall I could see into their room, so I can see their facial expressions. Laura and Katie were like, "Really, wtf? "

When David and I get to my car, he asked why didn't I get with Laura. I told him the situation and he felt bad, even offered to pay for my pizza. I think that was a combination of a lot of ****. The friend that told me she was thought I was hot said I could've gotten with her. There was ****-blocking, mixed signals, just a cluster**** of stuff going on. I never been so confused in my life. At least the pizza was good.

By the way, this Laura girl had invited me over other times to stay and the night and I declined. Draw your own conclusions.

That same night at the end of the night, I grew a pair and approached a girl that used to go to Mizzou (nursing student and transferred to another school nearby, but still lived in Columbia) that also happened to be my first crush ever. Like, I was quoting **** that didn't even make sense, like DDP from WCW with this girl. I was in love. I get her digits again that night and we start talking again.

So anyways, fast forward towards the end of the semester, I'm at the house chillin' and she calls me for a sober ride. I end up giving her and two of her friends a ride back to her place. One of the friends goes to bed and the other chills in the living room with Julia and me. So the other girl, who was a huge ***** or ****, whichever you prefer, invites (without Julia's consent) two guys over and they're talking while we watch this movie.

So then Julia goes, 'We can go watch this movie in my bedroom", with a little bit of a smirk. I, with my dumb***self, say, "Nah, they aren''t really being too loud." She was like, "Okayyyyyyy" Later, the two friends left and her other friend went to bed and again she suggests taking the movie into her room. Then my friend called for a sober ride (It's 3 AM mind you) so I leave. I later found her friend was like, "So how was it?" and was shocked to find out from Julia that nothing went down.

I then found out she was **** buddies with a former basketball player at Mizzou. So, probably a good thing nothing went down. The Raquel chick's ex boyfriend was a starting receiver at Mizzou (Jared Perry). I always attracted the jersey chasers at Mizzou.

Story number 3, very recently: I met a bad half Pakistanian/Arabian chick that goes to UT. Anyways, she's texting me at about 12 or 1 AM saying she's bored and can't sleep. She then tells me she's cuddling and spooning with her pillow and she's tired of it, wishing it was a guy instead. I then go, "Yeah, maybe you should buy a better pillow. Tell you what, when I go to Wal-Mart (Yeah, I actually said this), I'll buy you a new pillow to cuddle with. She had even said, ""I have a feeling you secretly wouldn't mind being this pillow". She mentioned how nice her body was (up top, down loooooooow) and perfect for spooning and what not.

Oh by the way, we live no more than 15 minutes from each other and was only a few days from going back to Austin.

A couple days later, she's telling me about the dating site she joined and how she's getting hit on by all these creeps, pervs, hornballs, etc. I give her **** for it, and she goes, "Yeah, well at least they're man enough to make moves!"

Damn.

Edit: I've realized the last 4 girls who were interested at me were involved in some way with athletes from Mizzou, including the last one, who was Mike Dixon's (Mizzou PG) ex gf.

I think this has something to do with it. I refuse to get with a girl that messes with athletes or similar types and my actually head ****blocks the other one because of that.

Ain that some ish.

[illwill10]

Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

, no problem. I've spent the last hour reading through this thread, wiping tears from my eyes at some points.

I can think of some. Sad thing is, these aren't from high school or earlier in college when this thread was created, but within the last year or so.

In Jan of 2011, first weekend of spring semester, a guy told me about this bad*** brunette and how hot she said I was. Well, she had a boyfriend but she wanted to hook me up with her roommate who, even though she wasn't as hot, she was still bad with her bad self. So, I see her at this food joint that's live after the bars close and my boy takes the initative to invite us over.

I never would've done sucha thing, but he....no ****s are given with him. She graciouslly invites us over. So they live downtown, only like 4 blocks away from the food place we were at. So I walk with Laura (the first girl with the bf) to my car while Raquel (the one she wants me to hook up with), Katie (the 3rd roommate and probably the hottest of the 3) and my boy go to their apartment. So Laura and I get there and my boy is all over Raquel, while Katie and Laura go lay in bed together. I fall back, and say it's all you, David.

This dude. Lol. He asked for a piece of gum and so did Raquel, but he insisted that they share. So he takes the piece, puts it in his mouth, with half of it sticking out and tells her to bite off her piece. She does.

I just sit there and order a pizza.

Anyways, my pizza comes, I eat and say lets bounce. Raquel goes into the room where Laura and Katie were and even though I couldn't hear them, I knew how their conversation with. From where I was sitting, there was a mirror on the wall I could see into their room, so I can see their facial expressions. Laura and Katie were like, "Really, wtf? "

When David and I get to my car, he asked why didn't I get with Laura. I told him the situation and he felt bad, even offered to pay for my pizza. I think that was a combination of a lot of ****. The friend that told me she was thought I was hot said I could've gotten with her. There was ****-blocking, mixed signals, just a cluster**** of stuff going on. I never been so confused in my life. At least the pizza was good.

By the way, this Laura girl had invited me over other times to stay and the night and I declined. Draw your own conclusions.

That same night at the end of the night, I grew a pair and approached a girl that used to go to Mizzou (nursing student and transferred to another school nearby, but still lived in Columbia) that also happened to be my first crush ever. Like, I was quoting **** that didn't even make sense, like DDP from WCW with this girl. I was in love. I get her digits again that night and we start talking again.

So anyways, fast forward towards the end of the semester, I'm at the house chillin' and she calls me for a sober ride. I end up giving her and two of her friends a ride back to her place. One of the friends goes to bed and the other chills in the living room with Julia and me. So the other girl, who was a huge ***** or ****, whichever you prefer, invites (without Julia's consent) two guys over and they're talking while we watch this movie.

So then Julia goes, 'We can go watch this movie in my bedroom", with a little bit of a smirk. I, with my dumb***self, say, "Nah, they aren''t really being too loud." She was like, "Okayyyyyyy" Later, the two friends left and her other friend went to bed and again she suggests taking the movie into her room. Then my friend called for a sober ride (It's 3 AM mind you) so I leave. I later found her friend was like, "So how was it?" and was shocked to find out from Julia that nothing went down.

I then found out she was **** buddies with a former basketball player at Mizzou. So, probably a good thing nothing went down. The Raquel chick's ex boyfriend was a starting receiver at Mizzou (Jared Perry). I always attracted the jersey chasers at Mizzou.

Story number 3, very recently: I met a bad half Pakistanian/Arabian chick that goes to UT. Anyways, she's texting me at about 12 or 1 AM saying she's bored and can't sleep. She then tells me she's cuddling and spooning with her pillow and she's tired of it, wishing it was a guy instead. I then go, "Yeah, maybe you should buy a better pillow. Tell you what, when I go to Wal-Mart (Yeah, I actually said this), I'll buy you a new pillow to cuddle with. She had even said, ""I have a feeling you secretly wouldn't mind being this pillow". She mentioned how nice her body was (up top, down loooooooow) and perfect for spooning and what not.

Oh by the way, we live no more than 15 minutes from each other and was only a few days from going back to Austin.

A couple days later, she's telling me about the dating site she joined and how she's getting hit on by all these creeps, pervs, hornballs, etc. I give her **** for it, and she goes, "Yeah, well at least they're man enough to make moves!"

Damn.

Edit: I've realized the last 4 girls who were interested at me were involved in some way with athletes from Mizzou, including the last one, who was Mike Dixon's (Mizzou PG) ex gf.

I think this has something to do with it. I refuse to get with a girl that messes with athletes or similar types and my actually head ****blocks the other one because of that.

Ain that some ish.

I dont blame you. Gotta watch out for the jersey/athlete chasers.

[ItsOrangeBaby]

I not going to lie I had a few of these, but the one that got to be put up on the top moment of the list of miss hints was my second semester of college. I had a girl in my health class that I would text or talk to during the lecture and once or twice a week she would invite me to "study sessions" at starbucks, restaurants, her apartment... The sad thing is I never got the hint even when we were at her place making a PowerPoint about sex.

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[Feared]

Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

Just spent the past hour reading this thread, some pretty funny stuff.

Me I don't really get many hints from females, I do remember this one time a few years back I was walking home from school one day and stopped by a nearby shopping center just to browse around, kill some time, when I was leaving out in the parking lot. A car pulled up with 2 decently looking girls in it. I guess they saw me in one of the stores, and they asked me if I needed a ride.

I told them It was ok, I only live close by, and they just drove off. I was younger then, and I didn't know these chicks but sometimes I wonder what could have happened if I got into the car with them.

[BlueNGold]

Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

Just spent the past hour reading this thread, some pretty funny stuff.

Me I don't really get many hints from females, I do remember this one time a few years back I was walking home from school one day and stopped by a nearby shopping center just to browse around, kill some time, when I was leaving out in the parking lot. A car pulled up with 2 decently looking girls in it. I guess they saw me in one of the stores, and they asked me if I needed a ride.

I told them It was ok, I only live close by, and they just drove off. I was younger then, and I didn't know these chicks but sometimes I wonder what could have happened if I got into the car with them.

They would have killed you.

Say no to rides with strangers, kids.

[Feared]

Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

They would have killed you.

Say no to rides with strangers, kids.

That's honestly the first thing that came to my mind when the car pulled up. Don't get into a car with strangers, not the fact that it was 2 decently attractive girls in it.

[OSUFan_88]

Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

I had this chick who I still currently work with one day just ask me a bunch of questions that were far too personal.

"Yeah, so what are you like in bed?"

"I bet you are a freak in bed."

Me: "Bite me"

Her: "I'd like that too much."

At the end of the day, she wanted me to come over and watch Wall-E or some bull ****. I was like "nahh, I'm pretty tired."

I went home that night and realized exactly how weird that day was and how stupid I was to not catch on. In my defense, tho, girl is a total troll...and got knocked up by some random manwhore about a month later.

[chance]

Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

They would have killed you.

Say no to rides with strangers, kids.

[BlueNGold]

Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

I had this chick who I still currently work with one day just ask me a bunch of questions that were far too personal.

"Yeah, so what are you like in bed?"

"I bet you are a freak in bed."

Me: "Bite me"

Her: "I'd like that too much."

At the end of the day, she wanted me to come over and watch Wall-E or some bull ****. I was like "nahh, I'm pretty tired."

I went home that night and realized exactly how weird that day was and how stupid I was to not catch on. In my defense, tho, girl is a total troll...and got knocked up by some random manwhore about a month later.

Wall-E? Wall-E?! She wanted to watch ****ing Wall-E as a means to getting it on with you? WTF?

I mean I guess I can't nitpick too much because had you gone you were almost assuredly getting some, but I just find it hilarious that Wall-E was essentially the middle man in all of that.

[OSUFan_88]

Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

Wall-E? Wall-E?! She wanted to watch ****ing Wall-E as a means to getting it on with you? WTF?

I mean I guess I can't nitpick too much because had you gone you were almost assuredly getting some, but I just find it hilarious that Wall-E was essentially the middle man in all of that.

I guess we were talking about it one day and I was like "Yeah, I've never seen it, heard it was good."

She freaked out and told me that I had to see it. Never have yet.

Oh, she is also dating an 18 year old boy right now. This chick is a total crazy troll of a woman, dude.

[Chaos81]

Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

Oh, she is also dating an 18 year old boy right now.

How old is she?

[OSUFan_88]

Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

How old is she?

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[ProfessaPackMan]

Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

Stewaat...

man i dont even know what to say man...

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Heres my "missed oppurtunity"....For the Record tho i have NEVER in my life had a female alone in a room and something didnt go down tho...so for all yall who did all that...thats just DAMN
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Was at a Cool Kids show in San Fran wit my boy, so my boys like6'2 and im liek 5'7 no big deal and im not sure why that matters but it was relevant in my decision making process that night for whateve reason.

This FIIINE red bone wit curly hair starts peeping your boy from the corner, shes with her other home girls, and shes dressed all "retro" 80's in this leapord skintop and some tight leotard kinda spandex pants...

anyway the night goes on and im noticing shes basically staring at me at this point, so i turn to my boy and im like "yo peep that girl she been looking over here for about a hour" , my boys married so hes not really trippin but he told me to get at her, i was thinkin she was lookin at him until...

she literally walked all the way around the spot just to walk right by me then "accidentally" brushed up against me, smiled then kept walkin...

so at this point im thinking yea shes feeling me, but i do admit iws a bit intimidated by hear fine ***.

so later on in the night when the cool kids were up she walks over towards me, and shes drinking soemthing, so my boys like "yo go spit at her"...so im liek "Yea **** it, gonna go put my bid in"....so i go

"Yo whats good" and she says "heyyy"...and i go "Yo what are you drinking on?"

she says "water"...

then i said, "Oh okay" and walked away...

That was a complete failure on multiple levels...

BUT, ever since then, i havent allowed anything like that to come close to happening again, even though my boy still makes fun of me about it.

hell i make fun of myself for that ****.

Went back and re-read my stories and even all I can do is laugh at myself. And don't worry OSU, I let "Friday After Next" and ****ing "What's The Worst That Can Happen?" get in the way of me getting some.