I still really, really wanna hear your stories though, fellas.
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"I got ****-Blocked!" Your tragic ****-block stories
EDIT: I finally read the TOS and realized this entire post was basically a violation, so I got rid of it. But am still fully expecting a flag anyway....
I still really, really wanna hear your stories though, fellas.Tags: None -
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Are we offended or something? I didn't think there was anything bad about it, but if y'all don't think it's a good idea, I can lose it. I don't wanna get flagged or anything, I like it here at OpSports
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Guys, when proceeding with these stories which will inevitably be hilarious....just be smart please.Comment
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So I was out at the bar with this girl (totally platonic) and meet her group of friends. There's one in particular I'm liking, and thinking she likes me. We're talking for a while and hitting it off pretty nicely, and buzzing pretty hard. Things are going REAL nicely, and I lean in and ask if she wants to go home with me. She smiles and says "OK". So she's pretty fine by my standards, so on the inside I'm like

. It's a done deal. The bar's closing down, and she has to go to the bathroom with her friend before we take off. Cool, I gotta go myself, and I'll meet her outside. I finish up, go outside with everyone else that had also got kicked out of the bar, waiting for her to come out. And waiting. And waiting. This chic is nowhere to be found. Straight up disappeared. Found out the next day that her friend just drug her outta there for no good reason! She didn't even say bye or anything! Just left. It was brutal. For like 3-4 hours I was convinced it was going down, only to have it just disappear. This really wasn't funny at all, just sad. There's a continuation that gets kind of funny, but that's a whole new story altogether.....
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Tell us more.....So I was out at the bar with this girl (totally platonic) and meet her group of friends. There's one in particular I'm liking, and thinking she likes me. We're talking for a while and hitting it off pretty nicely, and buzzing pretty hard. Things are going REAL nicely, and I lean in and ask if she wants to go home with me. She smiles and says "OK". So she's pretty fine by my standards, so on the inside I'm like

. It's a done deal. The bar's closing down, and she has to go to the bathroom with her friend before we take off. Cool, I gotta go myself, and I'll meet her outside. I finish up, go outside with everyone else that had also got kicked out of the bar, waiting for her to come out. And waiting. And waiting. This chic is nowhere to be found. Straight up disappeared. Found out the next day that her friend just drug her outta there for no good reason! She didn't even say bye or anything! Just left. It was brutal. For like 3-4 hours I was convinced it was going down, only to have it just disappear. This really wasn't funny at all, just sad. There's a continuation that gets kind of funny, but that's a whole new story altogether.....
I can't wait for some of the posts in this thread. If the "slow to catch hints" thread was any indication, there is bound to be some CLASSIC stories that will make me laugh.Originally posted by bradtxmaleI like 6 inches. Its not too thin and not too thick. You get the support your body needs.
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Re: "I got ****-Blocked!" Your tragic ****-block stories
Just to add to this, we used to give them #s based on certain things. Like, one of these chicks used to always make a note that she would seem to get 84s on all her test. So we started calling her #84. Then that moved into "Randy Moss". So we started joking about how Moss is now on the Browns, etc.
Originally Posted by TheMatrix31
God, I don't even know where I'd begin with cockblock stories.
We had a whole ROSTER of "cockblockers", complete with jersey numbers for the chicks in HS. We used to call them the Cleveland Browns. C-B. ****-block. Everytime someone got cockblocked, we'd go "Touchdown, Browns!"
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Pretty slick way of simply telling OS that you banged some-guy-you-know's girl.Ok, so someone asked about getting ****-blocked in another thread, and I shared this story in there, but felt that you guys probably had enough stories of your own to make this thread worthwhile. Anyway, here's a Copy-Paste of my post in there to get this started.
This dude I used to work with used to follow me around my work all day when I talked to the girls that worked there. I would initiate a conversation or whatever with a girl (there was a bunch there) and he'd be there immediately once he noticed there was a female in the vicinity, and just stand there and awkwardly try to join the conversation. Happened at work all the time, and even at the bar after work. We were out for drinks, and this little cutie sits next to me at the bar, and we get to talking. I find out she's only 20 (I'm 23) and I can't buy her a drink. But I offered to take her out to my car and smoke a bowl with her, and she's all over that. Then here comes this ****ing guy again following me out to my ride, and just lingering there while I'm tryin to talk to this girl. I don't know if he wanted to flip a 3-some, or what, lol. This guy basically ****-blocked me for 40 hours a week + Overtime.
Then I ****ed his girlfriend, hahahahaha. Seriously, she kept callin me, it was the least I could do. I called his phone one day, and apparently they both shared a cell phone, because they live together. I asked for him, he wasn't around. But she was wondering what I was up to anyway, I was like "Oh, just looking for him, let him know I called, would u? thanks." So later on in the evening, I'm getting texts from him (or I thought it was him) like
Her: "what's up?"
Me: "not much man, whaddup with u?"
Her: "this isn't (his name), it's (her name)"
Me: "OOOhhhh.... Well how you doin?"
Her: "Good, kinda drunk...n bored... (his name) is out partyin with his friends..."
Me: "Oh really? well, i'm kinda bored too... u wanna hang out or somethin?"
Her: "hmmm.... OK, sounds fun :wink:"
And the rest is history. I know it's not cool, but as I stated above, I'm just getting a fraction of the poon that he denied me with his expert ****-blockage anyway.
So I know for a fact that you guys have stories around this topic that can make me laugh, make my cry, and everything in between. I look forward to reading them.
Did that really have much to do with being ****-blocked?Originally posted by DaImmaculateONeHow many brothers does Sub-zero running around in his clothing? No one can seem to kill the right one.Comment
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That has to be about the most loose association I've come across in a long while. I now understand the intricacies of how Black people come up with the terms that they do...... and why White people adopt them!Just to add to this, we used to give them #s based on certain things. Like, one of these chicks used to always make a note that she would seem to get 84s on all her test. So we started calling her #84. Then that moved into "Randy Moss". So we started joking about how Moss is now on the Browns, etc.
Originally Posted by TheMatrix31
God, I don't even know where I'd begin with cockblock stories.
We had a whole ROSTER of "cockblockers", complete with jersey numbers for the chicks in HS. We used to call them the Cleveland Browns. C-B. ****-block. Everytime someone got cockblocked, we'd go "Touchdown, Browns!"
(re: Darryl teaching Michael Scott)
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