"I got ****-Blocked!" Your tragic ****-block stories

[str8stuntin03]

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Just to add to this, we used to give them #s based on certain things. Like, one of these chicks used to always make a note that she would seem to get 84s on all her test. So we started calling her #84. Then that moved into "Randy Moss". So we started joking about how Moss is now on the Browns, etc.

Originally Posted by TheMatrix31
God, I don't even know where I'd begin with cockblock stories.

We had a whole ROSTER of "cockblockers", complete with jersey numbers for the chicks in HS. We used to call them the Cleveland Browns. C-B. ****-block. Everytime someone got cockblocked, we'd go "Touchdown, Browns!"

LOL thats funny, me and my boys referred to them as Cornerbacks and we just give them who ever was a Cornerback at the time.

"Champ Baily was all over the place"

[Po Pimp]

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Not bogus at all.

Why would you even feel the need to be that guy who goes around starting crap like that? You want me to argue with you about MY life?

Not going to happen.

I think he meant that it was bogus (as in funny/weird) that you and your friends were ****-blocking eachother constantly and on purpose...I could be wrong, though.

Thanks man...that's exactly what I meant. The fact that he and his friend actually make a game out of ****-blocking each other and coming up with creative ways to do it is hilarious. I'm from Chicago. Here, "bogus" is slang for wrong/foul. I wasn't trying to say you were lying deaduck.

[mgoblue]

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you knew it was a guy all along. Slut!

Actually Dookie was the crossdresser and he was telling the story from the other guy's point of view...

[deaduck]

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Thanks man...that's exactly what I meant. The fact that he and his friend actually make a game out of ****-blocking each other and coming up with creative ways to do it is hilarious. I'm from Chicago. Here, "bogus" is slang for wrong/foul. I wasn't trying to say you were lying deaduck.

Cool. I guess I'm just over sensitive to troll like attacks nowadays. My bad.

Those were good times back then, I miss the abandon with which I spent my lfe then. You get older and everything becomes planning and being prepared. Something to be said for laughing so hard it hurt in a Krystals parking lot at 3 am because my brother rose out of a two hour drunken stupor to tell a girl she could do better when her date went to the bathroom. We ended up giving the poor dude a ride because she ditched him. My brother promptly passed back out.

[Gotmadskillzson]

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One of my female coworkers do it to me all the time when a hot looking client comes in. She would always but in saying she needs this or this isnt working can you fix it for me please. Sometimes I just want to pull her fony pony out of the back of her head.

[Po Pimp]

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One of my female coworkers do it to me all the time when a hot looking client comes in. She would always but in saying she needs this or this isnt working can you fix it for me please. Sometimes I just want to pull her fony pony out of the back of her head.

Females are the worst. I tend to never hang with any of my platonic female friends unless it's a group of us. I remember one of my homegirls would do stupid stuff like grab my hand or grab onto me while walking around on campus. I had to dead that with the quickness.

Even worse is like u might be over their crib chilling, but u get a call from a chick u met earlier that week. So u on the phone trying to spit game, yet they wanna be loud in the background and call u "baby" and stuff like that. They (the friend) thinks it's funny too.

[Heelfan71]

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Actually Dookie was the crossdresser and he was telling the story from the other guy's point of view...

that's one ugly chick

[BlueNGold]

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One of my female coworkers do it to me all the time when a hot looking client comes in. She would always but in saying she needs this or this isnt working can you fix it for me please. Sometimes I just want to pull her fony pony out of the back of her head.

In situations like this, this is when the hand comes out....

[DGuinta1]

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I have nothing to offer just luv the title of this thread. First time I have seen it..ROFLLMAO!

[jnofx]

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Glad you like it, Guinta, cuz I'm positive that it's gonna get me flagged any day now...


Madskillz, this probably means the coworkers want you! Even if it's not true, just believe it is and you'll be better off. Or call them on it after the "client" leaves next time it happens

Po Pimp: If this new chic hears other chics wanting you (or at least pretending to), that goes down as a good reference in my book. I think you could use this to your advantage. But you a pimp, you know that already

[stlstudios189]

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I swear my kids block me all the time my wife will be in the mood for the 1st time in two weeks and then the girls wake up from their nap or have a bad dream etc..
why do they hate me?

[buttsakk]

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Gather round, family... Cousin Dookie has got a story to tell.


I was at the club once, and was just hanging out, having a few drinks. I see this beautiful woman at the bar sitting by herself. I figure that's strange, but thought her friends were dancing, or her man was in the bathroom or something. I waited for a while to see guys and girls go up to her, buy her drinks and then just leave after a bit. I figured she was shooting them all down, so I didn't think I have a chance (plus I'm shy) but I'm like oh well, I had some drank in me and was feeling good, why not give it a shot? So I go up to her and start talking and we just hit it off. I was amazed. Just regular conversation and everything was going great. She even looked better in person. So it's getting late and she whispers in my eye and asks if I would like to go home with her. I said sure... we jump in the car and head to her hose. As soon as I get in we are going at it, she is just ripping my clothes off and doing everything you think off... she is being real nasty and she asks me to stick it in her poop hole... I'm like WTF? but I say okay. So...


She bends over (had a skirt on) and right when I went to put it in, my swollen purple headed yogurt shooter rubs up against another one. This woman ended up being a man and forgot to take the tape off his wee wee and it was blocking the poop hole. Not the same kind of c*** block you guys were talking about, but it was still a c*** block, you know?



Anyway I moved it to the side and handled my biz.

OH MY DOOKIE!! hahahah

You have to be a man to admit to something like that! Two thumbs up!