Your brain fart(s) of the day

[Mabster]

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Lmfao. Yep, pretty much.

[BurghFan]

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Last night I was putting away the groceries. I took a bag of lunch meat out of the Giant Eagle bag then proceeded to toss the lunch meat on the counter and start to put the now empty Giant Eagle bag in the fridge.

[TCM]

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I just got my car back from the shop a few days ago and realized my windows weren't working. Then I discovered this magical button that apparently unlocks all of the windows, It's called the window unlock button. Crazy I know...

[NewscasterNews4]

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I just had a brain fart here on OS.

So, I posted about how I'm "buyest" about looking at girls that are short and skinny. Not realizing it, I spelled the word biased wrong. So when Blzer made the joke asking if I "buy" them before or after, I thought he meant something completely different.

Pretty ashamed about it looking back lol.

[l3ulvl]

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Low level brain fart today. Got frustrated and, as I often do, started yelling at the other drivers on road just to vent... forgot my window was down

[Majingir]

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I was reading a thread and then read someones post. I was reading it and by the end I'm like "I agree with that person". I go to reply to their post and then realize it was my own post I was about to reply to/agree with lol

[Caveman24]

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Literally wrestled with my tooh paste this morning. Threw it on the ground was squeezing the hell out of it to put on my tooth brush. Only to realize the top was still on. I sat there for about 30 seconds laughing after realizing that calling myself a dumb ***.

[mikenoob]

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Had dinner at my mother-in-law's house last week. After dinner I went to throw my napkin in the garbage and ended up throwing away the plate and putting the napkin in the sink. Haha. She had a good laugh.

I seem to do this occasionally during breakfast. I'll pull out the usual cereal, bowl, cup and juice. Sometimes I end up pouring orange juice in my bowl and then cereal in my cup. At that point, I don't even care and just proceed as usual. The fact that this has happened to me more than once is sort of odd.

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[UK0wnag3]

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I seem to do this occasionally during breakfast. I'll pull out the usual cereal, bowl, cup and juice. Sometimes I end up pouring orange juice in my bowl and then cereal in my cup. At that point, I don't even care and just proceed as usual. The fact that this has happened to me more than once is sort of odd.

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Ha, freak.

[Majingir]

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I'm drinking a bottle of water, and like 10 minutes later I go to take another drink out of it,turning it upside down and about to drink from it, and then realize I never took the cap off.

[VDusen04]

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Few years ago I was in line at the bookstore. Got kind of excited because I remembered I had a member's card. Usually don't remember that until after I buy a book. Got to the cashier, proudly showcased my card, handed it to her before she even prompted. She was surprised, "Oh, a Border's Book Club card." I nodded like, "Yeah, that's right."



Then she was like, "This is Barnes & Noble."

[Majingir]

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I was walking towards a door, and was right about to push it open, then I realized that

1.It was the wrong side of the door I was opening it from
2.It's pull not push

[PhilliesFan13]

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I bought some stuff at a local sports store tonight and I paid with my debit card. I was staring at the self card swipe machine right in front of me as my items were rung up. When she gave me my total, I handed her my card. She swiped it through and then I started laughing after I realized how much of a brain fart it was. I said "I've been staring right at this thing and still handed you the card!" Haha.

[Hockeynut99]

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Went to Starbucks handed them a gift card. The guy said "we don't accept Jumba Juice cards here.

[dickey1331]

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Called 24 hour fitness to inquire about their free trial.

I asked "you guys are open til what time"?

I hung up in embarrassment before she could answer....

I know this is old but not all of them are open 24 hours.