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  • dickey1331
    Everyday is Faceurary!
    • Sep 2009
    • 14285

    #91
    Your brain fart(s) of the day

    I went to turn on my AC today. I had to clean off the dust screen. Instead of wiping the dust off then washing the screen. I washed the screen first and now the dust just clumps together and makes it a pain to get off.
    Last edited by dickey1331; 04-27-2014, 04:23 PM.
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    • AdamJones113
      #AyJay
      • Apr 2013
      • 2764

      #92
      Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

      Was doing laundry just now. I was checking pants, unraveling legs, etc. Took something out of the pocket, went to put it on the sink counter, 2 steps away, with pants in hand. My eyes passed over a tiny garbage pail. Tried to put said pants into said garbage pail.

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      • slickdtc
        Grayscale
        • Aug 2004
        • 17125

        #93
        Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

        You were actually in line there: it's National No Pants Day.

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        • Nathan_OS
          MVP
          • Jun 2011
          • 4463

          #94
          Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

          Looked for my phone while I was on the phone with someone.
          I really looked everywhere. Lol
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          • dickey1331
            Everyday is Faceurary!
            • Sep 2009
            • 14285

            #95
            Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

            Originally posted by Nathan_OS
            Looked for my phone while I was on the phone with someone.
            I really looked everywhere. Lol

            I've done that too
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            • bigbob
              MVP
              • Sep 2007
              • 10471

              #96
              Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

              I was sitting here for about 10 minutes wondering why my thumb drive wouldn't open up on my laptop. I didn't realize I unplugged my wireless controller piece from my PlayStation and not the thumbdrive that was sitting beside it.
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              • Madman55
                Dibs!
                • Apr 2008
                • 1255

                #97
                Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

                Got home from work, took my socks off and threw them in the garbage, then immediately after forgot where I had put them and was completely sure I hadn't put them in the laundry, only noticed when I walked back past the garbage can.


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                • LowerWolf
                  Hall Of Fame
                  • Jun 2006
                  • 12268

                  #98
                  Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

                  For the past week, I keep mixing up our/are when I type as in "Our we going to play are PS4s tonight?"

                  I clearly know the difference, not sure why my brain is doing it.

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                  • calcutta
                    MVP
                    • Oct 2004
                    • 1149

                    #99
                    Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

                    I've got a really bad habit of leaving my house key in the front door after unlocking it and entering the house. I've done it TWICE this weekend alone - first on Friday night after coming home at 1am, and I left it there OVERNIGHT then again today when I came home around 3pm but this time I noticed it within 5 minutes luckily.

                    The problem seems to be the fact I keep the key loose and leave it my wallet (ie: its not on a key chain, I keep my car key loose as well) but just have tendency to forgot removing it from the door when I use it lol.

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                    • ~LiverpoolRed~
                      YNWA
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 10755

                      #100
                      Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

                      I just googled Google.

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                      • Bullit
                        Bacon is Better
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 5004

                        #101
                        Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

                        I work at my friend comic book store. He is out for a bit so I have been working every day. So today I leave and lock up the store to go get lunch.


                        Get my sandwich and go home.......

                        Get in the driveway before I realize I need to get my butt back to the store. As some of you may know it is new comic day so I had a few people standing outside staring at my back in ten minutes sign.
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                        • BurghFan
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                          • Jul 2009
                          • 10043

                          #102
                          Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

                          Originally posted by ~LiverpoolRed~
                          I just googled Google.
                          A google = 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0

                          Now google googleplex
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                          • Aggies7
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                            • Jan 2005
                            • 9495

                            #103
                            Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

                            Didn't happen today but anyone who chews will understand this:

                            Had two alike bottles. One water One spitter. Don't need to explain what happened.
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                            • Blzer
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                              • Mar 2004
                              • 42515

                              #104
                              Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

                              Originally posted by Aggies7
                              Didn't happen today but anyone who chews will understand this:

                              Had two alike bottles. One water One spitter. Don't need to explain what happened.
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                              • Cutter15
                                MVP
                                • Oct 2010
                                • 1770

                                #105
                                Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

                                Originally posted by Aggies7
                                Didn't happen today but anyone who chews will understand this:

                                Had two alike bottles. One water One spitter. Don't need to explain what happened.

                                Almost 10 years since my first dip and I've never had this problem. I have, however, tried to spit into a bottle with the cap still on a few times
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