Classic Threads (Some funny, Some Sad, Some that are Disturbing)

[cardsfan2222]

Re: Classic Threads (Some funny, Some Sad, Some that are Disturbing)

A few real nice gems in here:

http://www.operationsports.com/forum...cant-dunk.html

Chrome keeps blocking that thread for me saying a known malware distributor has been inserted into the page.

[Bellsprout]

Re: Classic Threads (Some funny, Some Sad, Some that are Disturbing)

I know this one has been posted at least twice in here over the years, but I dare anyone to find a better "classic" thread that is less than 20 posts long than this one:

http://www.operationsports.com/forum...de-happen.html

Spoiler

That is the only time in my life that I have seen/heard the expression "belchin vagina" too.

I like that he says he types like that to save time, but he types things like "iz" and "pretti" which are just as long as their correctly spelled version.

[mb625]

Re: Classic Threads (Some funny, Some Sad, Some that are Disturbing)

I like that he says he types like that to save time, but he types things like "iz" and "pretti" which are just as long as their correctly spelled version.

My personal favorite: "...they jus aint my style ye dig??"

He somehow mixed text message speak and Old English... Don't see that every day.

[24]

Re: Classic Threads (Some funny, Some Sad, Some that are Disturbing)

I'm not sure what I laughed at more his terrible English, or his responses to criticism

[12]

Re: Classic Threads (Some funny, Some Sad, Some that are Disturbing)

I pissed myself reading that thread about the Melo trade.

GET OFF ME!!

[jhogan3132]

Re: Classic Threads (Some funny, Some Sad, Some that are Disturbing)

LMFAO.

I had to stop reading it b/c I was looking like an idiot @ work.

Link it please. I am too dumb to find it.

[jhogan3132]

Re: Classic Threads (Some funny, Some Sad, Some that are Disturbing)

Wow that has to be one of the best threads ever! LOL.

I just read the NBA Elite thread. The last 2 pages are pure gold

[MavsManiac4Life]

Re: Classic Threads (Some funny, Some Sad, Some that are Disturbing)

http://www.operationsports.com/forum...gger-girl.html

[24]

Re: Classic Threads (Some funny, Some Sad, Some that are Disturbing)

http://www.operationsports.com/forum...gger-girl.html

I would like to point out that I called it showing up here. That thread is interesting to say the least.

[mb625]

Re: Classic Threads (Some funny, Some Sad, Some that are Disturbing)

http://www.operationsports.com/forum...am-root-4.html

This one is has gotten interesting, with all the Michigan trolls crawling around it.

[ImTellinTim]

Re: Classic Threads (Some funny, Some Sad, Some that are Disturbing)

http://www.operationsports.com/forum...am-root-4.html

This one is has gotten interesting, with all the Michigan trolls crawling around it.

I'm fairly certain that is the same person.

[mb625]

Re: Classic Threads (Some funny, Some Sad, Some that are Disturbing)

I'm fairly certain that is the same person.

Yeah, it was, but it definitely made for an entertaining thread.

[TheNumber35]

Re: Classic Threads (Some funny, Some Sad, Some that are Disturbing)

This isn't an entire classic thread persay...VTPack just laid down one of the best posts I've ever seen on OS in the Off-Topic Thread. Felt it needed to be shared with all here, since a lot of people don't venture through the OT thread. Here's the post before VTP's for context

Warheads Power Rankings:

1. Blueberry (It's the best tasting one once you get past the sour phase)
2. Black Cherry
3. Apple
4. Watermelon
5. Lemon

I expect this line of discussion to last all weekend. Now go.

Classic Post in spoilers

Spoiler

I am quite offended by your power rankings. Let me dissect them and tell you why you are wrong.

1. Blueberry? Sorry. The flavor on this one is middle of the pack and it leaves a blue streak, A BLUE STREAK, on your tongue. I always keep a sack of Warheads when I am in the clubs because women like men who salivate uncontrollably. The blue tongue absolutely kills my game.

My Choice: Watermelon.

2. Black Cherry? Okay you made a good call here, black cherry would be my #2. Cherry is always #2, never favorite. This transcends all foods as well. Cherry pie? #2 Cherry popsicle? #2 Cherry starburst? #2. Cherry will forever be Jan Brady. Cherry is Vice President in the Executive Branch of artificial flavors.

My Choice: Black Cherry (We agree)

3. Green Apple? No. No No No No. Green apple is the worst flavor of anything always. It's like some inorganic flavor that tastes nothing like apple. It is a chemistry accident. It is the bane of Bane's existence. This is also the case for all apple flavored candies. Green apple jolly ranchers don't even get fed to animals. There is no such thing as rabies. Rabies is what happens when you leave a green apple flavored candy on the ground and an animal eats them. The foaming at the mouth is a symptom of being repulsed and poisoned. I would bite people too if I accidentally ingested those nuggets from hell. UN Weapons teams search for green apple flavored candies because they are on their list of chemical weapons. I would rather eat a handful of buttered popcorn jelly belly's than one green apple jolly rancher.

My choice: Lemon

4. Watermelon? What? Watermelon is the complete opposite of Green Apple flavored candies. Have you ever eaten a watermelon candy and had a bad time. No! You haven't. Even watermelon jelly bellies are green on the outside and red on the inside like a real watermelon. THAT'S CUTE. They are like little watermelons. THAT'S IMMERSIVE. When's the last time your beloved green apple candies took it to that level. Never, that's when. I remember my first watermelon experience. It was a ring pop and I was 3. It got a little play ground sand stuck to it but that never stopped me and it wouldn't stop you either, because if it's watermelon YOU SUCK THROUGH THE SAND.

My choice: Blueberry

5: Lemon? Okay Lemon. I can understand this to some extent. It's almost redundant. Lemon is already sour and now you are going to make it a warhead which raises the sour level to tongue peeling proportions. That's the beauty of it though. A lemon warhead is the Imperial Stout of the of the Warhead world. You don't just eat a lemon warhead, it's an experience. Lemon Warhead is a substance banned from baseball. Lemon Warhead's are edible experience points. When my father saw me eat my first lemon warhead he filed himself as a dependent on MY tax return; I was 8 years old. Lemon Warheads = Serious Business.




Power through the pain princess. You got this.

My Choice = Green Apple.

[mb625]

Re: Classic Threads (Some funny, Some Sad, Some that are Disturbing)

If we're talking just posts, Watson's Southland preview post in the Uni Snob thread was purely epic.

[TheNumber35]

Re: Classic Threads (Some funny, Some Sad, Some that are Disturbing)

If we're talking just posts, Watson's Southland preview post in the Uni Snob thread was purely epic.

Saw that one too and it was definitely epic, I didn't necessarily know where to put the post above, because sometimes a thread isn't classic, but there is a one liner or a post that is amazing and must be preserved for future laughter. Maybe an "Legendary Post Thread" or something, personally I was too lazy to start such a thread (if we even need one.)