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  • Po Pimp
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    • Jan 2005
    • 2249

    #1

    Horror/Success stories of times you met a chick off the internet

    There have been many times where a chick tried to stand me up, or I caught her in a lie, so I'm not gonna list those. One I do remember is this chick I was talking to that didn't have a picture. She went to my college, and her description sounded nice. We even talked on the phone. One night, she wanted me to come over, but it was kinda late, so I declined. Anyways we decided to meet up on campus the next day. I saw the chick in person, and she she coulda have been ok...but her grill was BUSTED. I didn't even wanna be seen with her...I was walking like 5 paces ahead of her. Then I made up an excuse that I had something to do, and never spoke to her again....yeah, I was a jerk.

    As for my success story, there was one that sticks out. There was chick who didn't have a pic on her page, but I talked to her anyway because she was a nice girl and real friendly and cool. She would always make up excuses as to why she didn't have a photo, but I didn't care cause I was away at college and I only chatted online to waste time. Flash-forward about a year, I graduated, and was back in my hometown (where she lived as well). I was still cool with this picture-less chick. She worked right in the Loop (downtown Chicago) and would ask me to come see her at work. One day, I happened to be downtown, and I gave her a call. I was at FYE reading a mag, and she told me she was on her way there. I was nervous since she didn't have a photo. I held a magazine over my face so I could spot her before she saw me. Then she approached me. Man...this chick was FINE! We would start hanging out. Normally, I would try to smash a chick ASAP, but I had so much respect for her, I wasn't even thinking about it. I really thought she was the one, but she would never let me get too close. Turns out she had a boyfriend, so I pretty much treated her differently after that, and eventually lost contact. I guess the story wasn't so successful afterall.
  • z Revis
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    • Oct 2008
    • 13639

    #2
    Re: Horror/Success stories of times you met a chick off the internet

    Am I the only one getting a little tired of girl/women threads?
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    • legendkiller5
      The Lord of #Hashtags
      • Jun 2008
      • 7731

      #3
      Re: Horror/Success stories of times you met a chick off the internet

      I personally love them.
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      • GAMEC0CK2002
        Stayin Alive
        • Aug 2002
        • 10384

        #4
        Re: Horror/Success stories of times you met a chick off the internet

        I'll share. I've met 3 girls besides my current gf using online dating websites.

        #1--Met a girl that was into wizards, dragons and crap. Totally not my thing, but she was attractive. While at dinner she's being stand off-ish when I'm trying to make small talk. She then tells me to guess what she was carrying in her purse? After a couple of guesses, she flashes a switchblade knife that would have impressed Crocodile Dundee. Instead of running away I decided WTH and still went after her. Switched from nice guy mode to a--hole mode and it became like taking candy from a baby. Why some girls are attracted to that bad boy vibe I'll never know. Went out with her a couple of times after that--girl could cook (only time a girl has cooked me lobster, steak and shrimp)

        #2--Another time I met a really cool girl that seemed to be the very cute (busty) girl-next-door. Turns out, she had never been with a brotha and wanted to use her spring break to find out. I'll just say it was a fun week. Was pretty funny I got a call from her bf the next week--apparently he didn't know about the field trip. Oops. (Never mentioned she had a man)

        #3--Very first girl I met, we actually lived 20 minutes away from each other but went to different colleges (90 min apart). I was talking to her one night and basically dared her to come visit me right then. She shows up my place at almost 2 in the morning. We talked and cuddled the entire night. I was a wimp and didn't make a move. We ended up becoming close friends though. I actually met her folks and went to her graduation. She clowns me now for not making a move. Never forget what she told me-- a girl never shows up late a night at a guy's place just to cuddle.
        Last edited by GAMEC0CK2002; 04-22-2010, 11:07 PM.

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        • Gotmadskillzson
          Live your life
          • Apr 2008
          • 23436

          #5
          Re: Horror/Success stories of times you met a chick off the internet

          Originally posted by z Revis
          Am I the only one getting a little tired of girl/women threads?
          It is a video game website that contains 99% men, with at least 80% of them in high school or college years. What do you expect them to talk about 401k and IRA plans ?

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          • z Revis
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            • Oct 2008
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            #6
            Re: Horror/Success stories of times you met a chick off the internet

            Originally posted by Gotmadskillzson
            It is a video game website that contains 99% men, with at least 80% of them in high school or college years. What do you expect them to talk about 401k and IRA plans ?
            Don't know about 80% of OS being in HS. College is a little more close to it, but even that's a stretch. I've only seen like 2 people here that are teenagers/still in high school.

            I never said I expected or didn't expect anything either.
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            • Phobia
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              • Jan 2008
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              #7
              Re: Horror/Success stories of times you met a chick off the internet

              I got one that I shared on one of these topics before. But it is a long story and I don't really feel like typing so. I will make it real short.

              Drove to Tennessee from Louisiana to get away from a hurricane coming. Met this big double D chick at a bar(was going there because I talked to a girl from the internet about how beautiful Tennessee is). She decided to come back to Louisiana with me for the weekend and I would bring her back. Lets just say, she made the ride home wonderful------>

              Then the weekend was just spent rolling around doing naughty things. Drove here back, had one last quickie in her car. Then I drove back to Louisiana. Did not see or talk to her 5 years from that day. Then she called me out the blue 5 years later cause she was coming to Louisiana with a friend and wanted to know if I was down for a 3 some.

              She was a bangin lil girl to. Hot body, good face, with the tongue ring for good measure lol. All in all it turned out to be some great memories.
              Last edited by Phobia; 04-23-2010, 09:01 AM.

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              • MassNole
                Banned
                • Mar 2006
                • 18848

                #8
                Re: Horror/Success stories of times you met a chick off the internet

                Best experience was meeting my wife, but that's boring to tell.

                Best one night experience was a freshman redhead when I was a senior. It was in the days of AOL and she found me by my profile. We chatted a few times, exchanged pics and when I got hers it was clear she was out of my league. Apparently I wasn't and we hooked up during Xmas break. You know a date will end well when she tells you at dinner she's wearing crotchless panties.

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                • Phobia
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                  • Jan 2008
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                  Re: Horror/Success stories of times you met a chick off the internet

                  Originally posted by MassNole
                  Best experience was meeting my wife, but that's boring to tell.

                  Best one night experience was a freshman redhead when I was a senior. It was in the days of AOL and she found me by my profile. We chatted a few times, exchanged pics and when I got hers it was clear she was out of my league. Apparently I wasn't and we hooked up during Xmas break. You know a date will end well when she tells you at dinner she's wearing crotchless panties.
                  That where I would of told her the dinner was now over. Time for us to head home

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                  • ~LiverpoolRed~
                    YNWA
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 10755

                    #10
                    Re: Horror/Success stories of times you met a chick off the internet

                    Originally posted by MassNole
                    You know a date will end well when she tells you at dinner she's wearing crotchless panties.
                    You should have said, "So am I!"

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                    • Phobia
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                      • Jan 2008
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                      #11
                      Re: Horror/Success stories of times you met a chick off the internet

                      Originally posted by ~LiverpoolRed~
                      You should have said, "So am I!"
                      Yea..........that would of been a **** block of his self lol

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                      • ~LiverpoolRed~
                        YNWA
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 10755

                        #12
                        Re: Horror/Success stories of times you met a chick off the internet

                        Originally posted by Phobia
                        Yea..........that would of been a **** block of his self lol

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                        • Pokes
                          Bearer of the curse
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 4538

                          #13
                          Re: Horror/Success stories of times you met a chick off the internet

                          Originally posted by GAMEC0CK2002
                          I'll share. I've met 3 girls besides my current gf using online dating websites.

                          #1--Met a girl that was into wizards, dragons and crap. Totally not my thing, but she was attractive. While at dinner she's being stand off-ish when I'm trying to make small talk. She then tells me to guess what she was carrying in her purse? After a couple of guesses, she flashes a switchblade knife that would have impressed Crocodile Dundee. Instead of running away I decided WTH and still went after her. Switched from nice guy mode to a--hole mode and it became like taking candy from a baby. Why some girls are attracted to that bad boy vibe I'll never know. Went out with her a couple of times after that--girl could cook (only time a girl has cooked me lobster, steak and shrimp)
                          Dude... she made you a steak and lobster? What's this girl's ID?
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                          • Po Pimp
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                            • Jan 2005
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                            #14
                            Re: Horror/Success stories of times you met a chick off the internet

                            Originally posted by z Revis
                            Am I the only one getting a little tired of girl/women threads?
                            Well, this thread was inspired by the guy who is about to go out with a chick he doesn't know is fat or not, so it made me recall my own experiences.

                            And why is it that everyone has a success story? I know some of yall have met chicks off the net and was disappointed by the experience. Matter of fact, I have another story...

                            There was another chick I had met. If I recall, she wasn't super fine or anything...she was average. Anyway, she didn't have a phone, so called me from her job. She wanted me to meet her at her crib (she stayed right around the corner from me). Under any other circumstances, this wouldn't be a big deal, but I was not in my hometown. I was away at college, and while my apartment complex was nice, she stayed in the boonies like 10 min away walking distance. Me being a dumb and thirsty fool, I went over there. I get to her crib, and she's not there. Her sister is there babysitting this chick's daughter! House was dirty, and the baby looked malnutritioned. Her sister told me that old girl would be there soon. I waited around for about 20 min...then I bounced. I never spoke to the girl again.

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                            • Po Pimp
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                              • Jan 2005
                              • 2249

                              #15
                              Re: Horror/Success stories of times you met a chick off the internet

                              Originally posted by kgx2thez
                              What site you meeting this chicks off of Po Pimp?
                              Man...this was WAY back in the day. I met these chicks off Blackplanet between 2000-2005. Once I got tired of that site, I got on Myspace...but I had way less success on that site for some reason (I only met one chick, and it was a disaster, and I'm not even an ugly dude by any means). I haven't met a chick off the net since like 2006-07. I'm strictly human to human contact now. I noticed I was getting lazy...LOL

                              My thing is...I never went on these site looking to meet chicks. I would just pass time by sending them notes and see who replied. EVERY chick I ever met off the net asked to meet me first.

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