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  • Po Pimp
    MVP
    • Jan 2005
    • 2255

    #61
    Re: Unwritten rules...

    Not really a rule, but I was eating lunch at Popeyes, and there were only like 2 people sitting in the entire restaurant, so there were a bunch of empty seats. Why did this guy feel obligated to sit at the table near mine?

    This goes for any public sitting area. If there are a bunch of empty seats, don't sit next to the ONE person who is sitting down. This is only excluded if it's a hot chick ur tryin to kick game to.

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    • AnArtofWar
      Pro
      • Feb 2009
      • 885

      #62
      Re: Unwritten rules...

      When a person is at a stop sign and you don't have one and you are turning allowing them to go...put on your signal early.

      And as said at least one hundred times, every other urinal, not talking in the bathroom...

      Oh and some others I am starting to recall..

      Wait a couple of seconds before saying excuse me...
      Last edited by AnArtofWar; 05-29-2010, 05:09 PM.

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      • redsoxallday
        Banned
        • Jul 2009
        • 404

        #63
        Re: Unwritten rules...

        Don't walk across the mound when Dallas Braden is pitching.

        Use as much TP as you need.

        I seem to always do this, I always make sure no one is in the bathroom before I go (unless its overly crowed).

        If you have played 5+ years with the Red Sox/Yankees you automatically are unable to ever play for the opposite franchise.
        Last edited by redsoxallday; 05-29-2010, 05:58 PM.

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        • ~Chance~
          Rookie
          • Oct 2009
          • 75

          #64
          Re: Unwritten rules...

          Pass the blunt to the right.
          NFL: Oakland Raiders


          NCAA FB:Miami Hurricanes.


          NCAA BB:Georgetown


          NBA: LA Lakers

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          • stlstudios189
            MVP
            • Jan 2009
            • 2649

            #65
            Re: Unwritten rules...

            ^^thats why I'm never invited back to parties
            Gaming hard since 1988

            I have won like 25 Super Bowls in Madden so I am kinda a big deal.

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            • deaduck
              MVP
              • Mar 2009
              • 2389

              #66
              Re: Unwritten rules...

              Originally posted by Po Pimp
              Not really a rule, but I was eating lunch at Popeyes, and there were only like 2 people sitting in the entire restaurant, so there were a bunch of empty seats. Why did this guy feel obligated to sit at the table near mine?

              This goes for any public sitting area. If there are a bunch of empty seats, don't sit next to the ONE person who is sitting down. This is only excluded if it's a hot chick ur tryin to kick game to.
              Maybe dude was gonna try to kick some game to you...hoping you batted for the same team? You never know. And I ain't hating, I'm just debating.

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              • ~LiverpoolRed~
                YNWA
                • Dec 2008
                • 10755

                #67
                Re: Unwritten rules...

                Originally posted by Po Pimp
                Not really a rule, but I was eating lunch at Popeyes, and there were only like 2 people sitting in the entire restaurant, so there were a bunch of empty seats. Why did this guy feel obligated to sit at the table near mine?

                This goes for any public sitting area. If there are a bunch of empty seats, don't sit next to the ONE person who is sitting down. This is only excluded if it's a hot chick ur tryin to kick game to.
                Thus happens to me at the movie theatre.

                Hardly anyone there, they have practically hundreds of seats to choose from and they sit directly in front of me!

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                • HotSauce2k3
                  MVP
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 1848

                  #68
                  Re: Unwritten rules...

                  Originally posted by ~LiverpoolRed~
                  Thus happens to me at the movie theatre.

                  Hardly anyone there, they have practically hundreds of seats to choose from and they sit directly in front of me!
                  Movie theater is a llttle bit of a different situation, because everyone wants to sit in the middle.

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                  • ~LiverpoolRed~
                    YNWA
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 10755

                    #69
                    Re: Unwritten rules...

                    Originally posted by HotSauce2k3
                    Movie theater is a llttle bit of a different situation, because everyone wants to sit in the middle.
                    Not us, we always get there really early so we can sit back row on the end so we can stretch our legs.

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                    • Buckeyes_Doc
                      In Dalton I Trust
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 11918

                      #70
                      Re: Unwritten rules...

                      Originally posted by stlstudios189
                      ^^thats why I'm never invited back to parties
                      Because you wear that hat or not passing the blunt?
                      Ohio State - Reds - Bengals - Blackhawks - Bulls

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                      • BlueNGold
                        Hall Of Fame
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 21817

                        #71
                        Re: Unwritten rules...

                        If your username involves the Boston Red Sox, you should not have a giant, annoying sig rooting for the Lakers to win the NBA title.
                        Originally posted by bradtxmale
                        I like 6 inches. Its not too thin and not too thick. You get the support your body needs.



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                        • Buckeyes_Doc
                          In Dalton I Trust
                          • Jan 2009
                          • 11918

                          #72
                          Re: Unwritten rules...

                          Originally posted by BlueNGold
                          If your username involves the Boston Red Sox, you should not have a giant, annoying sig rooting for the Lakers to win the NBA title.
                          LOL. That was easy to find.
                          Ohio State - Reds - Bengals - Blackhawks - Bulls

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                          • allBthere
                            All Star
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 5847

                            #73
                            Re: Unwritten rules...

                            Originally posted by WeAreAllWitnesses
                            No talking to me while I'm trying to pee. I've got to concentrate and I don't really care about what you have to say at that precise moment.

                            I have a shy bladder. I can't even pee in a urinal with other dudes in the room. Have to go in a stall.

                            Too much info?
                            I do that too, but I do it like a champ. I prefer the stall and will do that even alone. I don't like having my body or clothes that close to the piss stream and potential ricochet. I think I have more pressure than most maybe.

                            Even if you were insecure about it - nobody is crazy enough to make a comment and I can tell you that if one of my buddy's told me "hey some guy came in the can and went to a stall and pissed even though there were more urinals available" I'd tell him to get a life and that the dude probably though he was gay or creepy or something lol.

                            If there were like 8 urinals and all were empty and someone came next to me I'd say something for sure like "WTF are you doing!?"

                            edit...another good thing about stalls is you can stomp the handle rather than actually touch it lol
                            Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

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                            • allBthere
                              All Star
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 5847

                              #74
                              Re: Unwritten rules...

                              here's a silly one, but it is something that I would potentially fight over.

                              if I'm on the sidewalk walking one way and a dude or 2 dudes are coming the other way on a collision course. I will move at least 1/2 way to not hitting. If the other party fails to move at all showing the same courtesy - we're bumping.

                              This burns me up so much, when this happen's I'm always ready to dance. I'm super laid back too, no idea why this bugs me to the extent that it does. WHATCHOUT!
                              Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

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                              • deaduck
                                MVP
                                • Mar 2009
                                • 2389

                                #75
                                Re: Unwritten rules...

                                Originally posted by allBthere
                                here's a silly one, but it is something that I would potentially fight over.

                                if I'm on the sidewalk walking one way and a dude or 2 dudes are coming the other way on a collision course. I will move at least 1/2 way to not hitting. If the other party fails to move at all showing the same courtesy - we're bumping.

                                This burns me up so much, when this happen's I'm always ready to dance. I'm super laid back too, no idea why this bugs me to the extent that it does. WHATCHOUT!
                                For some reason I'm that guy everybody bumps into and normally I take it easy but a few years back it really started to burn me. I'm not a small dude but people just kept banging into me like I wasn"t there.

                                So I get a chip on my shoulder and say "Enough is enough". So I'm walking in a Walmart and a guy half my size just half sprint towards me and despite me trying to make eye contact to show this isn't a good idea for him, here he comes full steam ahead.

                                I square up set my feet and BOOM dude barrels right into me and bounces off hard...sprawling backwards screaming. Guy's rolling around in pain and now I'm starting to feel bad. The employees call an ambulance for the guy and The EMT's say he's dislocated his shoulder...maybe broke his collar bone. I'm starting to think I'm going to get sued but dude starts telling them he's recovering from a bike wreck as they load him on a stretcher. They wheel him off.

                                I just stand there for awhile. Nobody asks me my name or even talks to me so I just slip away quietly.

                                I try not to truck into cats now...even if they're stupid.

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